Na Zhijie jokes

Besides poor braking, what else is there in Turin ~

The fault lights are all on except the headlights ~

~ card ~ card ~ card ~

Abnormal brake sound and abnormal shock absorption!

All the wheels turn except the wheels.

I dare not open it! I'm afraid I can't find the gas station ~

-A Na Zhijie owner

Why is Naji a god car? Let's start with a joke about Nazhijie level 7, saying that Nazhijie level 7 is a 500,000-level interior, 300,000-level fuel consumption, 200,000-level body, 6.5438+10,000-level power and 50,000-level chassis. I bought it and opened it for three years. It was found that all parts except the logo were changed, and the brand that scared used car dealers was obtained.

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1) How can I double the value of my Nazhijie car? A: Fill it up.

2) What are the last two pages of Na Zhijie's manual? Bus timetable.

3) Why does China need sidewalks? A: In order to ensure that Na Zhijie's car owners can walk home.

4) How can I drive my Na Zhijie down the mountain quickly? Turn off the engine.

5) What do BYD car owners usually say when they meet Na Zhijie car owners? Do you want me to help you tow the car?

6) Why does Na Zhijie have abdominal muscles now? Answer: Because drivers often need to stop in an emergency and pick up the parts that have fallen from the car.

7) Why is Na Zhijie's front bumper so big? For the convenience of the trailer.

8) Anna Zhijie successfully climbed to the top of the mountain. What do we call it? Miracle. How about two? illusion

9) Why do the tailgates of Da 7 and You 6 get hot? It's not too cold to use a trolley in winter.

10) What's the name of the back passenger of Na Zhijie? A: Buffer.

1 1) Why should Na Zhijie improve aerodynamics? Save fuel for trailer.

12) How to improve the engine power of Nazhijie? Answer: change the engine of a car.

13) How to accelerate Na Zhijie to 0- 100 within 15 seconds? Push it off the cliff.

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