Jokes about socks fading.

There is a couple whose husband is very stingy!

One morning, the husband woke up to find his wife dead in bed.

He jumped up quickly, looked pale and stumbled down the stairs, shouting, "maid!" " Maid! "

The maid replied, "Sir! What is it? "

The husband shouted, "boiling an egg for breakfast is enough!" "

A child stood by the blacksmith's shop and watched the blacksmith strike while the iron was hot! The blacksmith hated her a little, so he took out the red-hot iron and put it in front of the child to scare him!

The child winked and said, "If you give me a dollar, I will lick it!" " "

Hearing this, the blacksmith immediately took out a dollar and gave it to the little girl!

The child took the money, licked it with his tongue, put it in his pocket and left. ...

An old couple born on the same day of the same year ushered in their 60th birthday!

During the dinner, god came and said that he could satisfy the two wishes of husband and wife!

The old woman said, "My dream is to travel around the world."

God waved his wand, wow! Dig out a pile of plane tickets.

The old man said, "I want to live with a woman 30 years younger than myself."

God waved his wand, wow! Turned the old man into 90 years old!

Xiao Qiang gave a speech at the rally, and the people below were all ears!

Xiao Qiang said, "I hate two kinds of people the most! One is racist, one is black and the third is illiterate! "

The people below were sweating like a pig. . .

One very cold winter, two beggars, an old man and a young man, went begging in the morning. They walked to the door of a restaurant and waited for the boss to throw leftovers.

Many things grind, and soon the boss came out with a bucket of leftovers. The little beggar hurried up to eat, while the old beggar stood still.

Because the weather is very cold and the meal is very cold, the little beggar wants to vomit after eating a few bites, so he vomits!

Then the old beggar rushed up and said, "I'm waiting for your spicy mouth."