What careers do you know that look glamorous but are actually bitter?

I read three jokes these days. As a small white-collar worker in an office building, I was deeply impressed. Look at these glamorous environments, and then look at the figures on the monthly salary card, suddenly I feel that I am not as good as a dog.

The first paragraph: Aunt Pancake is angry with 985 students. You just added an egg to me. I'm 985. I can't figure it out. ! Aunt pancake is crazy. I'm 30 thousand a month How can I lose an egg? There are three seconds around, as quiet as death.

Joke 2: Send the courier to ridicule the working girl. The white-collar lady forgot the courier's three-dollar change. It is not easy to tell the courier that you keep the three-dollar change. The courier brother held back, I am 30,000 a month, how can I care about you for three. A room full of white-collar workers suddenly turned pale.

The third paragraph: air-conditioning installers are fierce in the workplace. The department manager saw that the installation master was sweating profusely and gave 200 pieces of installation fee, saying that it was not easy for you to keep the change for 20 minutes. The installer brought back 20 yuan, and I paid 30 thousand yuan a month. How can I ask for more? The uncle in the workplace thinks about his monthly salary of 3 thousand, and silently results in 20 pieces.

These jokes are a bit worrying. I think of an old joke from many years ago. It is better to sell tea eggs than to make bombs. Tsinghua graduates can't afford to buy school districts in Tsinghua. Peking University graduates sell pork to kill elite students. Young professors of National People's Congress rely on rural mothers to sell pancakes at the school gate to buy a house. A few days ago, I saw a crazy WeChat "Don't let your civil servants pay the bill". Reading is useless, just like soaking Lycium barbarum in a thermos cup, which seems to have returned to the eyes of netizens. Come on, let's look at those jobs with bright outside and low income.

1those little white-collar workers in CBD

William, Andy and junior, who poured out from the tall office building, took off their high heels, put on flat shoes and bought a set of pancake fruit on their backs, and crowded back to the white-collar workers in Yanjiao, near Huamao.

The small clerks sitting at the desk with three drawers drafting documents.

Those offices with solemn appearance and old interior are very narrow. Twenty years ago, there were three tables, newspapers piled high (not to keep them, but to sell them more), drafting macro policies, issuing hard targets and conveying death orders. Facing the courtesy of bosses, they ignored them and went straight to the bus station.

The tight-lipped business managers in the investment department of the bank.

In those bank buildings where glass curtain walls can blind people, there are two LCD monitors in front, playing poker games and the stock market. When they came home from work, the little boss driving a Porsche blocked him at the door. He looked contemptuous. You are the billion. It is impossible to be less than two billion. Then he brushed a bicycle and left, leaving Billion alone in the wind.

The consulting managers who came back from overseas.

Always wear a suit and tie, and wear a formal suit in dog days. When meeting, hand in a beautiful business card with three or five lines of titles, world, global, famous and other words, and print the number three in a low-key manner. Every opening is in bulk in Chinese and English, PPT must be put, and it must be tall. Never mention "I" in everything, always start with "team". In fact, you crowded the subway to make up PPT at the request of Party A..

Those middle-level cadres of large state-owned enterprises

It's always black pants and white shirts. When your shirt is stuck in your pants, you must carry an IBM black computer bag. There must be a notebook in the bag. Notebooks contain various enterprise reports. Anyone can be prepared to say a bunch of numbers. The numbers are scary and the tone is amazing. Tens of billions of projects are gone, then you put on hiking shoes, half run home, fry two side dishes and add a salted duck egg in the evening.