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What was your childhood like?
My sister and I have been inseparable since I was a child. Because my parents have to go to work and I'm nobody's business, I'll go to school with my sister and wait for her to finish school. When my sister was in the first grade class, I could only play hide-and-seek with my sister during recess. I was very active when my sister was in class, so I climbed to the windowsill to see my sister and shouted at her. The teacher said it was dangerous to climb mountains, so I went there to play. I didn't listen, so I went straight into the classroom and cried for my sister, rolling around and throwing things. I am a bully. The teacher couldn't help asking my sister to take me out and go home. At that time, I felt very prestigious. I won by myself, and my mother beat me when I got home.
The first time I cheated, and the second time. The teacher finally found my parents and said it was not good for my study now. In fact, my sister has been in poor health, often asking for leave, and she can't keep up with her homework. Mainly because of my hooliganism, my sister dropped out of school directly. I was beaten and scolded by my mother for this matter. My sister and I have been classmates since childhood. My sister hasn't studied since she graduated from the fifth grade. Now she is still complaining that I made her illiterate.
When I was a child, I was naive, naughty and lovely! Every family there is a staff room, rows of red brick tile houses, and each family has a big yard separated by a wall. At that time, there was no internet age, and people who had no entertainment every day were bored. The only thing they like is gambling. At that time, gambling was very strict, but everyone secretly played at night. That night, while his parents were away, my brother took a group of people to gamble at home and stole the money under his mother's pillow. My sister and I told him about him, and he scolded us. My brother has a bad temper since he was a child. Hum! Wait and see. We live next door to an uncle who sells goods. He has something that looks like an alarm, saying that he calls it a bell when he sells goods in the streets. Usually, I always steal eggs from home and ask him for sugar. The relationship is also good, so I borrowed it from him and he readily agreed. My sister was afraid to take part in the novel, so I took part in it myself. There are more than a dozen people crowded at home, and my brother is rolling dice with a military bag around his neck. ? Mom's money must be in the bag? I thought to myself. Everyone is holding money high, holding down the size, and I slowly withdrew from the room. Go outside, turn on the alarm, and the alarm goes off? Ouch? Voice, I knocked on the door again, holding my nose and shouting: open the door, open the door, the people inside were frightened when they heard the alarm, and they all ran away from my back door. I remember saying that every house has a fence, and it's dark and I can't see it clearly. People who don't know the situation in my yard are running around in the yard, and nosebleeds are coming out. That night, I woke up a row of people and came out to see what had happened. My sister and I hid in the room and laughed to death. Get up early tomorrow morning and put some different pairs of shoes in the yard. Mother asked us who threw so many shoes here, and we laughed and said we didn't know whose. At noon, all the owners came to my house to ask for shoes and collect accounts. At that time, several people jumped off the wall and fell. Of course, everyone knows I did it. Although my parents were crying and laughing, they gave me a good lesson and lost some medical expenses. This real experience reminds me that I can laugh for three days. How naughty, bold, ignorant and ridiculous I was when I was a child. There were many happy things in my childhood. Is there anyone to accompany me to school? Allen? She is a black bitch. She is obedient and clever. She goes to school with me every day and waits for me at the intersection after school. What impressed me most was her death. On the evening of 30th, she was kicked to death with her dog BB. I cried very sadly. What do you curse? Bad guys? Natural death.
My parents and I buried him in the field of foreign ginger because there was? Allen? Ginger grows well every year. Although it has gone, I am grateful for the happiness it brought to my childhood. There are too many childhood memories, childhood friends, childhood games, family and friendship, which can't be finished in a few days.
Childhood has passed, and every memory yearns for the simplicity and carefree childhood, and the happy days with parents. These are gone forever, leaving only the helplessness and sadness of the years.
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