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What does Doudou mean?

The "Doudou" that girls say is an Internet buzzword, which means boredom and having nothing to do. The full name is "Eat Sleeping Beans", which comes from a cold joke. Later, girls were used to see unspeakable things. Because women's Yin Di is also called Dou, Dou, it is used to represent self-touch. If my girlfriend wants you to play Doudou, forget about the game.

The origin of Doudou

comes from a cold joke, as follows: A reporter went to Antarctica to interview a group of penguins. He asked the first penguin: "What do you do every day?" The penguin said: "Eat and sleep with Doudou!" Then he asked the second penguin. The penguin still said: "Eat, sleep, and play beans!" The reporter asked doubtfully. The other penguins all had the same answer, and I kept asking 99 penguins. When he reached the 100th little penguin, the reporter walked over and asked it: What do you do every day? The little penguin replied: "Eat and sleep." The reporter asked in surprise: "Why don't you hit Doudou?" The little penguin tilted his mouth and glared at the reporter, "I am Doudou!"

Boys every day Food, sleep, ah, girls have food, sleep, and beans every day. This is obvious, Doudou is equivalent to boys.

The girl Yindi is a small cylindrical organ, with only Yindi's head exposed. The head of an adult female is generally no more than 1 centimeter long, oblong and spherical, like a small bean. So we usually call it "Little Doudou". Is it clear now? Is Doudou a technical job? Every girl who can hit Doudou must do it more than once. Single girls have to play beans in order to truly enjoy solitary sex.

Tips for playing Doudou

Girls’ adzuki beans are extremely delicate and sensitive. It is tightly wrapped in the outer foreskin, but the difference with DD is that we cannot suddenly pull the foreskin with our fingers! for he would at once recoil, and retreat towards it. So there are skills to beating Doudou! Doudou, there are many methods used in daily life, including hands, mouth, and tongue. The most basic skill is hands. Prerequisite: Find the location of Doudou - you can search it on Baidu and you will know where you are right away. Then start with his hands: 1. Film and tease, leaving her nub exposed, and simply stroking it with her hands to arouse it. Then gently tapping or pressing on it can bring intense pleasure. 2. Use your index finger and ring finger to fix both sides of the beans, and then use your middle finger to rub the beans accurately. The detailed method is to first pinch the fixed bean tightly along the foreskin of the bean, then rub the bean across the foreskin, then pull the index finger and ring finger, and gently pull the foreskin upward so that the bean can be used to expose the bean. At this time, let women adapt to this first feeling of pleasure. It would be better to wait until she relaxes before stimulating Doudou. 3. Rubbing is to pull the skin of the beans and move it up and down. You can also use your middle finger to hold Doudou, rub and caress it frequently. 4. Rotate the index finger and middle finger together, or you can put the ring finger on the index finger, cover it on the beans, and then start rubbing it clockwise. Sometimes you can use the ring finger to stimulate acupuncture points. Use rotational friction to stimulate the bean skin, beans, and stamens at the same time. Slowly increase the intensity and then decrease it in a cycle, which can make women shake with pleasure.

How to treat girls playing Doudou

Girls have three daily routines. One is three meals a day; the other is eating beans and sleeping beans; the other is eating and sleeping. No. The first two are girls who have sex. The first girl is fed every day, the second girl is a creative blessing for the work of her hands. The last one. In fact, they can also be very lucky. But they seem to dare. Doudou, oh, so embarrassing. As a couple or a couple, sex is nothing more than making both parties as beautiful as possible. But the key is that you have to understand the situation in front of him or let him understand the situation. Also, it takes meeting more men to see sex. When you encounter some old-fashioned people, it's best to let him fight. Zhang Ailing said that YD is a passage that leads to the female soul. Opening the soul channel is the process of chasing happiness. If no one is reliable, it is better to rely on yourself.