Bored, tell me a joke …

Three travelers came to a savage tribe and were caught by the tribal leader. The chief said, "None of you picked fruit." The first man came back with a peach in his hand. The chief said, "Swallow him whole." The man had to do so, so he choked to death. Shortly after arriving in heaven, he found the second man coming. He asked, "What fruit did you pick?" The second man replied, "I picked cherries." The first man wondered, "Then how did you die?" The first man said, "I laughed to death because I saw the third man come back with a big watermelon." ……