What are the funny short messages sent by China Mobile?

1, dear friends, on the occasion of New Year's Day, China Mobile specially launched "I know XX, I am proud" and "XX knows me, I am proud" activities. During the activity, I shouted 999 times before going to bed every day. XX, I admire you very much and like you very much! You can get a phone bill of 100 yuan, or you can send a text message "Answer supplementary XX, I want to invite you to dinner;

Send a bumper car to xxxxxxxxxxxx (your phone number) to get a chance to get in touch with idols at zero distance, or call xxxxxxxxxxxx (your phone number) to listen to the voices of idols directly. XX is in my heart, and the opportunity is in your hands! Act quickly: finally, I sincerely wish you a happy new year! Health! Happy and healthy!

2. Hello, Mr xx, this is China Mobile. Your balance is insufficient. There is still 0: 1 angle left. Please charge it immediately.

3. Hello, dear user: You haven't contacted your little cutie for two hours. The weather is dry, so be careful of her troubles.

4. Good news for China Mobile: Call 1 10 toll-free number to win a 9-day free value-for-money trip to the detention center, and the top 10 new gifts such as hand-made posters for young and endangered people, new photos of Daiwa in the detention center and ten thousand people's fist massage.

5. The secret of China Mobile's free calling: Press 54sg before ringing for the second time, and then press Shut Down. At this point, the call is free. Hello, user: We have found a new mobile phone virus "pig", which is contagious during the call. The preventive measure is to say "I am a pig" at the first sentence every time you answer the phone.