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My interesting stories 1 There are countless interesting stories of my childhood. My childhood can be summarized in one word-"I'm sorry".
One day, I saw a prank on TV, which made me laugh. It occurred to me to use this trick to make dad! Do it! After my father got off work, I quickly poured a glass of water and gave it to my father. Dad, you have worked hard! Have a glass of water! " Dad took a sip of my carefully prepared water and looked happy. "Ah, vomit, bah!" The water my father drinks is made of salt, vinegar, soy sauce, Chili oil and ice cubes. Can you imagine? That smell ... but my dad didn't react after throwing up, and I was a little disappointed. I saw a malicious light in my father's eyes. The next day, I had completely forgotten yesterday. When I was reading a book, my father brought a glass of water and said, "Have some orange juice!" " "I immediately picked up the cup and took a long drink. : "Bitter" I spit it out. Dad said, "then eat an orange!" " I took a bite and spit it out again. Dad smiled and said, "Add pepper and bitter gourd to the ice! "how about it? Delicious! " Hey, I still can't beat dad!
Childhood is beautiful, it will stay in our hearts forever, no matter sadness, happiness or pain, it is hard to forget. Although childhood is gone forever, it will always exist in our hearts!
My childhood is a beautiful dream, a colorful world, a garden full of fun, and another … My childhood is beautiful and there are many things worth remembering …
I remember one day, when the sun was shining, my parents took me swimming. I am happily packing some swimming supplies ... The sun is setting and we will arrive at our destination soon-the swimming pool! Although it's getting dark, there are still many people coming to swim! After changing clothes in the women's locker room, I took out some things I needed for swimming from my bag. After I took all my swimming equipment, I ran to the swimming pool, warmed up and jumped into the water. I swam around in the water like a free fish. I put my head out of the water and saw my parents warming up slowly by the swimming pool. I immediately took out my water gun and sprayed it on my dad. Dad suddenly felt a lot cooler and didn't know what happened. Seeing my father's dull appearance, I couldn't help covering my mouth and laughing. Father heard my laughter and didn't know what happened. Father said angrily, "You girl, dare to sneak up on me. I will come down and play with you slowly! " I quickly put on my swimming glasses and swam in the water like a small fish. My father chased me like a big crocodile. I stuck my head out again and launched an' attack' on my father. Then, I put my hand on my waist and proudly said,' Haha! Why don't you' surrender' to me quickly! Dad said nothing, picked up the huge water gun and launched an' attack' on me. So the two of us play endlessly! Fighting all the time!
As time goes by, I am no longer a child. I sincerely hope that time can go back, so that every day is childhood and time will stay in childhood forever. ...
One thing has been deeply imprinted on my mind, and whenever I think of it, I will laugh to myself.
One summer when I was six years old. When the national college entrance examination was announced, one day my mother took me to my home in the countryside to congratulate my cousin on being admitted to college. As soon as I got to my menstrual home, I asked my mother to buy me a scraping gun and throw it. I begged for a long time before my mother agreed. So I played a prank on a group of children. We fry fish with torpedoes, throw guns on the road to scare people, and scare chickens and dogs with guns.
At noon 12, my stomach began to growl. I happened to see a plate of preserved eggs on the table, so I took a few casually. I ate two and left two to play on the road.
We are going home after supper. On the way home, the driver's uncle saw me playing with the preserved eggs in his hand. He deliberately teased me and said, "Rui Liu, the preserved eggs in your hand can still hatch ducklings!" . I believe it. When I got home, I secretly put the preserved eggs under the pillow in my bed. The next day, my mother found it while cleaning my room and asked, "Rui Liu, why did you put preserved eggs under the pillow?" I quickly said, "Don't move, I'm hatching a duckling." Mother smiled and said, "Little fool, preserved eggs can't hatch ducklings, only fresh duck eggs can." Then tell me how fresh duck eggs hatch ducklings. My mother blushed and put two preserved eggs on the table.
From then on, I will think of this interesting thing every time I eat preserved eggs.
My childhood is happy, my childhood is innocent and my childhood is colorful. Today, I will talk to you about my childhood.
When I was a child, I was naive and often did all kinds of stupid things. I vaguely remember that once, when I was playing at home, my grandfather brought a duck. However, I secretly saw grandpa play a "trick": he cut several "holes" in the bag with scissors.
My childish mind is full of all kinds of wonderful childish ideas and questions. I used to think in the middle, but this time I'm excited. I want to go to the end! Why do you have to cut a few holes? What are these holes for? I have been thinking about these two questions for a long time. After all, I still haven't figured out the answer to the question, so I remembered a sentence: Ask if you don't understand! So, I ran to ask my father, and my father said, "Cut a hole in the bag, because the duck needs to breathe and tie a knot, and the duck will suffocate." The answer to this "puzzle" finally entered my mind. But what followed was a new question: Why should pants be put away? It was still summer, and my pants were tight. ) in that case, won't the thigh suffocate? I was puzzled, but I racked my brains and thought about it. Finally, I thought of a good idea: cut some holes in my pants to let my thighs breathe. So, I picked up the big scissors, I cut left and right, and soon, my "masterpiece" was born. "Doug! Doudou! " Mom and dad came, but it was too late. Maybe earlier, we could "save" these pants, but it's already late. My mother asked me, "Why did you cut your pants into a hole?" I said, "Dad said,' Cut a hole in the bag, because the duck needs to breathe. If you tie a knot, the duck will suffocate. "Therefore, the thigh also want to breathe! Mother almost collapsed the roof when she heard this, saying, "People don't need to breathe because there is no nose on their thighs. "
My Interesting Things Excellent Composition 5 We all experienced many interesting things in our childhood, some observed interesting things, and some did things that we thought were meaningful.
Love, my fun is playing cricket with my friends.
Crickets can be found under street lamps and in cracks on hot summer nights. My friends and I split up to find our ideal cricket. I looked around under the street lamp and saw one, but it was too small. I found another one, and it seems that I can't "fight". Just when I was frustrated. Suddenly a cricket landed on my shoes. I saw it. I'm glad I caught it at once. I ran back happily, when everyone was waiting for me. A deep bowl is in front of me. This is the cricket field for me and my friends. " 1.2.3!" I'll put it in right away. I was dumbfounded at first sight. Others are so big, mine is so small. I'm a little disappointed. But my cricket immediately jumped on * * * and bit each other's stomach, making them unable to resist. I quickly shouted come on! Come on! At this time, my cricket raised its tentacles, as if to say, "I am small, but I am very powerful." You'd better surrender! " ! I am sure to win. "
Finally, my little head really killed another guy, and everyone was cheering for my cricket and winning for me. I'm glad I won. Suddenly, another man came. He has a cricket named General Changsheng. He said, "shall we play?" I nodded in agreement. He unhurriedly let his cricket in. " 1.2.3!" The game has started again. Crickets all cried at this time, as if cursing each other.
Both crickets pounced on them, and a real battle began. Both crickets kept biting each other's mouths. Suddenly another cricket knocked mine down. My cricket immediately rolled up and jumped on each other's back, but the other kicked it down with his foot. At this moment, I shouted at the top of my lungs: "Come on, little head!" " Come on! Bite it! Bite it! "At this point, my cricket seems to understand my words, suddenly jumped to the other side of the winning general's neck and took a hard bite. This is a fatal blow! Just watch the other side's ever-victorious general shake a few times and then fall down. My cricket finally won the battle and began to shout loudly, as if to express its pride and victory pride to me. I also use it to enjoy the joy of victory.
This is my pleasure!
I had a lot of interesting things when I was 6 years old, so I can't finish talking about what happened to me all night. This time I choose a typical story to share with you.
When I was about to go to primary school, I remember that a colleague of my mother came to my house as a guest, and I was sleeping at that time. Mom didn't want to wake me up, so she chatted with her colleagues.
I slept soundly, and my mother had a good chat with them. After a while, I woke up, walked out of the bedroom, walked into the living room and saw two faces I had known all my life. I'm afraid of being born, because my mother has always told me not to associate with strangers, which sounds terrible, so every time I see strangers, I feel my scalp tingling, my whole body is hairy and my legs are numb. After meeting my mother's colleagues, I thought: My mother won't let me talk to strangers, but I don't do that myself. Turned and walked to the bedroom.
Suddenly, my mother stopped me and said, "This is my mother's colleague, Aunt Huang. Hello! " "
"Aunt Huang is good!" I said, and then I thought about it. At this time, Aunt Huang smiled at me and said to her mother, "This child is really good!" "
"What are you doing? You are making trouble. " Although my mother said so, she certainly didn't think so in her heart. I knew it then.
My thinking is over, and it seems that I broke through the ground in one sentence and said in a childish and lively language, "She is Aunt Huang, and what about Aunt Hong?"
There was a thunder in my ear because it had begun to rain outside. Aunt Huang smiled from ear to ear. After a while, my mother began to laugh, too, but I didn't know what it was. Am I wrong? Shouldn't you ask Aunt Hong but Aunt Green? Is this funny? Adults are so boring. In a daze, I went back to my bedroom to sleep.
Our childhood is the most relaxed time, but also our most naive time. Naive, we always play jokes. The so-called children talk too much, and those adults are really defeated by our "innocence".
In our life, some interesting things often happen, such as: when the soda is unscrewed, it squirts out like a fountain, and when the thief steals something, he finds that there is nothing to steal ... these are all very interesting. Today I will tell you an interesting story that happened around me!
Lens 1: Beer spits bubbles
One year during the Spring Festival, my father invited relatives from Quanzhou to my house to eat hot pot. When eating with relish, my father conjured up a bottle of beer like magic. When I saw beer, I immediately thought of its harm to people. So I shook the beer when my father wasn't looking, because I didn't want my father to drink it and wanted to see what the beer would be like. Dad suddenly opened the beer and bubbles rushed out. I feel glad because I stopped my father from drinking.
Scene 2: Artest locks the door.
One day, when my parents and I came home, we found the door locked. No matter how we called and knocked, we couldn't let Taitai open the door, so we had to stay at my sister's house for one night. The next morning, we just got home. Mrs. Tai kept asking us why we didn't come back last night and made me laugh and cry.
Lens 3: Jiujiang "air-conditioned cooking"
In Jiujiang, when we were shopping, we suddenly found that the sliding door of a shop said air-conditioned cooking. I quickly told my mother about this discovery. My mother smiled and said, "Look at the door on the left!" " "Hearing this, I looked at the door on the left. It turns out that it is not air-conditioned cooking, but air-conditioned cooking and fried rice cooking!
You say, am I funny?
There are many pleasures in life. What impressed me the most and made me feel guilty the most was smashing frogs.
One day, I, Huang Xinkang and Shi Chenxi came to Shi Chenxi's swimming pool. I saw that the water in the swimming pool was particularly dirty, so I asked, "Why is it so dirty here? How do we play? " "Don't worry." Shi Chenxi said, "There are frogs here. We can catch them and play. " "There are frogs!" I screamed with Huang Xinkang, so excited, because we seldom see them.
We decided to wait for the frog to appear by the swimming pool, and waited and waited. An hour passed, but we didn't even see a frog. Just when we were a little impatient, Shi Chenxi suddenly shouted, "The frog is out!" " "As soon as we saw it, a frog was crawling slowly in the swimming pool. Cheering, we quickly found some big stones from the side and threw them into the water, which surrounded the frogs. Shi Chenxi immediately took off his shoes, walked into the swimming pool, caught the frog and threw it into the open space. Then he found a bamboo pole and poked it hard in the frog's stomach, saying, "The frog's stomach is really hard. "Huang Xinkang and I found a huge stone and threw it at the frog. As a result, the frog's leg was broken and blood flowed out. We don't know what to do when we look at it. I said, "Forget it." So Shi Chenxi grabbed the frog and threw it into the swimming pool.
When I got home, I was severely criticized by my mother and told me not to hurt small animals in the future. I feel very guilty. I wonder if the frog is good now.
My interesting story 9. The interesting summer vacation slipped away in the blink of an eye. Interesting things in summer vacation are like stars in the sky, the brightest star keeps flashing in front of my eyes.
It was a sunny day, and my mother drove us to Housihe to play. As soon as we got off the bus, we rushed to the river, where the water was crystal clear and stones of all sizes could be seen everywhere. I heard from my mother that there are crabs here. "Are there any crabs?" My brother and I asked in surprise. Cousin went on to say, "Let's catch crabs." After listening to my cousin's words, my brother and I looked for crabs in the grass separately. Mother smiled and said, "silly boy, crabs don't live in grass, but under wet stones." As soon as the voice fell, I saw my cousin bending down and his ass facing the sky, huh? What is cousin doing? I seem to be looking for something. My younger brother seemed to see my puzzled expression and quickly asked my cousin, "Cousin, are you washing your face?" My cousin smiled and said, "My son is catching crabs!" ""catch crabs? How can you catch crabs like this? " My brother and I said in unison. Later, my brother and I followed my cousin's thumb and turned the stone upside down. Still, I didn't catch any crabs. I muttered, "This crab is so embarrassing. At least you want me to catch one! " "ouch. "I only heard my brother let out a cry, and then I began to cry. I ran across the water quickly. My brother has a small crab hanging on his finger. I saw the pliers tightly clamped and looked at his sad face, but I was gloating over there. But in any case, my brother finally has the courage to catch a small crab, which is worth rewarding! The mother who heard the news told us that my brother didn't catch the crab, but was "caught" by it. After listening to my mother, I smiled. It turns out that my brother is sometimes "unlucky".
Joy is always short-lived. Before we know it, the sun will set, and we are reluctant to leave here. Still full of joy.
The brightest image has been stored in my heart, and I will always flash this star with the brightest high end!
My interesting story excellent composition 10 Childhood is the best time, childhood is the happiest time, childhood memories are priceless and the brightest pearl in the world. Every stupid thing I did when I was a child, I laughed when I remembered it.
I remember when I was a child, I was very courageous and often got into trouble. Once, when I was playing in the country, I saw a frog in the swamp and took it home to play. My father saw it and whispered to me, "Dear baby, don't take this kind of thing home, just take it out." "I don't agree," I shouted to show my mother. My mother said after reading it, "Baby, take it out." I don't agree. I took the frog to my room and put it in a box. My mother didn't come into my room for two weeks, and my father helped me clean it up. Now that I think about it, it's just that mom is afraid of frogs.
Another time, when I was five years old, I had a cousin at home who was very timid. Once we went to the mountain, and my cousin and I climbed the mountain. I saw a lizard with a long tail. I grabbed it for my cousin. After reading it, my cousin shouted and didn't move, without blinking. I went to see my dad, and when he came, he took my cousin home.
Another time I couldn't finish telling interesting stories about my childhood, so let's stop here!
I remember when I was five or six years old, I liked oranges best and often swallowed seeds. Once, my family gave us some oranges. I stared at the orange and kept drooling, so I peeled one. It happened that my neighbor's mother-in-law came to my house and I accidentally swallowed the seeds when I was eating oranges. I suddenly became stupid and my eyes kept rolling. My mother-in-law saw it and asked me what was going on. I said swallow the seeds. I pointed to my mouth and said. My mother-in-law smiled and said, "Isn't that good? If you want to eat oranges in the future, you can pick them on your head. " I cried and thought, what can I do? I turned to ask my mother-in-law, "If you swallow seeds, are you like me?" My mother-in-law proudly said, "I am different from you. We are adults and you are children. We are not afraid. " I listened to my mother-in-law, scared and funny.
Another year has passed, and it is the season when oranges are ripe. Once, I ate oranges and swallowed seeds. I remember my mother-in-law said that if you swallow seeds, orange trees will grow on your head. So, I touched my head. Hey, why aren't there any orange trees? I went to my neighbor's mother-in-law's house with questions and asked her. Mother-in-law said, "Silly child, I lied to you." I'm surprised and happy.
I can't help laughing when I think about it now. I didn't know I was so stupid. From this, I also know a truth-you have to use your brain to know whether a thing is true or not. This truth also reminds me of "Pony Crossing the River" I watched in the second grade. The river is not as shallow as the old cow said, nor as deep as the squirrel said.
My childhood, like many children, was full of sunshine and fun, which was really funny to say. I entered Dongfanghong Kindergarten in XX, and on Children's Day of the following year, a cultural performance with the theme of "Sunshine grows with me" was held in the garden. I was in a small class at that time, and the teacher asked me to take part in the performance. Before the performance, the teacher took us to practice for a few days. "June 1st" has arrived, and I am both happy and a little scared, because this is my first time to participate in a performance.
The performance has begun. We were dressed in beautiful clothes, dancing and shouting, "Ah, ah, ah!" " "The audience broke into warm applause. Suddenly, I felt nervous, looked at it and danced with it. I stood for a while and the teacher reminded me. I jumped up again and the applause rang louder. In the park, I saw other children skating. I wanted to skate very much, so I said, "Mom and Dad, I want to skate". My parents agreed with me and started skating. I'm very nervous. I sat on a stool and watched others skate. When I started skating, my parents shouted to me, "Come on, Yao Yao!" "With the encouragement of my parents, I bravely slipped forward.
After a while, I fell to the ground, I got up, and then I boldly slipped away. I really had a good time! There are many interesting stories about childhood, so I won't write them here. I will tell you later!
My interesting story excellent composition 13 Many things happened in my childhood. These things are like small drops of water forming a slowly flowing stream, recording everything that happened in my childhood, including happy things, ridiculous things and interesting things ... but what I remember vividly is the following interesting thing.
I remember that it was the first story book in my life. Because I was only two years old at that time, I didn't know what this book was for, so I took it to play around (I couldn't understand what it was anyway). Mom saw it and came over. She picked it up and said, "This book is a story book, and it is for you to tell a story." My mother opened the book and showed me the pictures inside, because my mother always had a long dream for me. So tell me the story in the book. "You see, this is water to drink with crows. The crow flies far away. It took a sip and wanted to drink water. But there is little water in the water bottle. It's out of reach. What should it do? " My mother looked at me as she spoke, and I listened to her story with great care. Mother turned a page of the book and said, "The little crow is very clever and loves to think." He looked around and found some pebbles on the ground, so he picked them up and put them in the water bottle. There are more and more pebbles in the bottle, and the little crow finally drinks the water ... "Mom told this story, but I fell asleep in her story." When my mother finished reading it, I found that I had fallen asleep. My mother looked at me and said to my father, "Why did you fall asleep? Will Ningning dislike reading when she grows up? You see, some children see books, just like a baby, and they have been fondling them. You see that she is just the opposite. " Dad said, "That's not certain. Maybe she just fell asleep. Children all like to sleep. Don't worry. "Later, whenever my mother told me about this experience, I laughed every time, and I always felt a little embarrassed after laughing? Why did I dislike studying so much at that time? Were you like this when you were a kid?
Although I didn't like studying when I was a child, I grew up happily and had a happy time under the care of my parents.
I had a wonderful golden childhood. There are countless interesting things in childhood, such as the water of the Yellow River. Some things have flowed into my mind with the passage of time, but some things often come to my mind.
I especially hated mice when I was a child. Look, the mouse is dark all over. Two small beads are small and shiny, and its mouth keeps squeaking, as if to say, "I am so hungry!" " Let me see what's delicious. "
On this day, the mouse came to my house again. At this time, while mother was cooking, the mouse sneaked in and looked around. When I smelled the food, I ran to my mother. My mother screamed when she saw the mouse. I heard her scream and ran in at once.
As soon as I saw the mouse, I lit a fire. I picked up the broom and shouted, "You damn mouse are stealing food again. You should fight! " "I picked up the broom and hit the mouse, but I missed it. It was running around like a headless fly. After a pause, I aimed at the mouse's head. Bang, the mouse was beaten half to death by me and could not move at all. I carefully picked it up with a napkin and threw it into the trash can. I looked at the corpse of the mouse and felt a great sense of accomplishment. ......
Golden childhood is really interesting, I like that colorful childhood!
Telling my funny stories is really like the stars in the sky, which are countless. Next, I will pick the brightest star for everyone to see! That morning, we came to the classroom early to prepare for the Chinese exam in Unit 7. After a while, Teacher Xie came in with a lot of papers.
"Ding" is in class, and the exam has begun! One by one, we were pale and nervous. I did the last question as fast as I could. The last question is the reading question, which is the first sentence we write after reading this essay. I bowed my head: "Very clever, everyone loves me, and a pair of small black eyes are embedded in my round face." Seeing this, I want to write the title-"My sister" and the previous sentence-"My sister is so cute". However, my deskmate is a person who loves reading. I was just about to write, but he whispered at the end: "a smooth fur, a big tail swinging like an umbrella."
""what? "I can't believe my ears. I read this essay carefully and found it is exactly the same as my deskmate's. Oh, it's about squirrels Alas, if I write down my thoughts, it will be "my sister is really cute and smart, and everyone likes her very much." Her round face is embedded with a pair of small black eyes, with smooth fur and a big tail swaying like an umbrella. "
What is this, monster sister? Neither fish nor fowl, it was my carelessness! Isn't it funny to write it down ! Hey! If I don't read it at the same table, the consequences will be unimaginable. Ah! A reading problem that accounts for 20 points! ! ! At that time, my favorite primary school teacher will be ruined! Hehe, I'm so lucky, ah hehe. When I got home, I told my mother about it. My mother smiled and said, "Haha, it's all unintentional ghosts!" " If you don't watch at the same table, you will become a squirrel sister! ""Ha ha ha ha ... "The hut was full of laughter. I have many interesting things to tell you next time.
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