What jokes make you laugh at your ABS?

1. "What kind of girlfriend are you looking for?" "I hope to find one. . . Hmm. . . A girlfriend with better after-sales service! "

2. I have a friend. When he was in junior high school, there were many gangsters who robbed bicycles near the school. He was so thin that he dared not make a sound when he saw it. One day, he rode home from school and was pulled from behind. At first glance, a thin boy half a head shorter than him was robbing a car. He boldly shouted, "Let me go!" Just after shouting, I saw a dagger pinned to my waist, so I continued to shout: "Let me go and let me get off!" " "

3. How many times did Caiqi Yang turn around? How did the dads react? Guo Tao: As a man, I shouldn't care about these things. Sean: I don't know how many times I've been here. Jimmy Lin: Wow, it's cool to spin so many times. Tian Liang: Will there be a lot of dust after so many turns? Take a bath quickly. Wang Yuelun: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

4. "Your friend is a good mother. . . ""Oh, it's all right. It would be nice if he married his wife. " "Why?" "I married my daughter-in-law and forgot my mother."