What's the joke in order to get my boyfriend to buy me a bag?

1. Today, my friend told me that her mouth was worn out last night to let her husband buy a bag! I asked her: Have you been quarreling with your husband for a long time? She actually said: no. ...

A: My mouth is almost worn out in order to let my husband buy a bag. A long time? A: No ... ".

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When I went to my female colleague's office next door, I heard her say, "I broke up with the general manager in order to award 400 sunshine prizes." I can't help laughing. You can give me my integrity back! Stop talking and hide. Colleagues are looking for me all over the world. Let me explain why I laugh. .......