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The happiest thing.
When others saw it, they laughed and laughed from ear to ear. After that, everyone took the cream off their cake and rubbed it on the faces of the people next to them.
Of course, I am no exception. I also took the cream off the cake and put it on my sister's face. Not to be outdone, my sister wiped the cream on the cake on Xiao Ning's face with her backhand.
Xiaoxing took the opportunity to put the cream on my face. Xiao Ning also threw cream at Xiao Lin's face from a distance.
For a while, my home became a cream world. I don't know who winked. They stopped throwing cream and whispered something together.
I was just about to go over and listen to what they were discussing. At this time, they swarmed and scared me.
I quickly backed off. However, it was too late, and they all reached out and put the cream on my face.
I quickly covered my face and ran around. When they stopped, I immediately picked up the cream on the cake on the table and rubbed it on their faces.
Enough fun, everyone go to the bathroom to clean up. Everyone saw in the mirror that they were all dressed up, and everyone's hair, clothes and even pants were smeared with cream.
Then, everyone cleaned up all the places with cream in my house.
2. A happy thing has four words, a good sentence and a good paragraph, and it needs four words, four words:
Overjoyed, overjoyed, overjoyed, overjoyed, in full bloom, all smiles, dancing, extremely excited, cheerful, smiling, cheerful, falling from the sky.
Statement:
Everyone can't say how happy they are. It seems that there is wind under your feet, and you walk fast and fiercely.
There is a sweet smile on her face, like a blooming rose.
Her sweet smile flows through my heart like a clear spring.
My sister was so happy that her mouth opened like a blooming lotus flower that she couldn't close it for a long time.
I took the English exam 100. I couldn't restrain my inner joy and flew into the house like a bird.
Paragraph:
I haven't seen my grandmother for a long time. This afternoon, grandma came excitedly with a bulging schoolbag. Strange, why is grandma so happy today? I don't understand. Looking at grandma again, I think grandma has changed. Grandma's clothes are always sloppy. But today, grandma put on clean new clothes and her hair is particularly neat. Before she could speak, her eyes narrowed with joy, and the wrinkles on her face seemed to disappear a lot. Grandma gasped and clapped her hands on her chest excitedly. Apparently, she came all this way.
He sang a ditty all the way and was very happy. The refreshing weather like this; The smell of hay like this; Such an easy road, he felt that he had never met in his 40 s and 50 s, and the river was rushing forward on the pebbles. In his opinion, it seems that there are a group of puppies jumping in front to lead the way, and the sound of water sounds particularly happy.
3. Happy sentence 1. There is no happy place in the world, only happy people.
2. There is no lack of happiness in the world, but a lack of eyes to find happiness.
3, don't be too tired in life, make yourself very tired, feel happy, don't chase troubles and troubles, eat something good, don't be too expensive, contact friends, don't owe money, the sky is vast and you can fly, and don't shrink back no matter how difficult it is!
Whether you are happy or not in your life often does not depend on how much you have. Therefore, don't care about giving and harvesting, and don't always let yourself be in the unhappiness of asking for it. Asking for trouble is probably the biggest self-grievance in life. Why do you want to wronged yourself? Don't be like this, and don't always feel that you are always missing something. As long as you are happy, you want nothing.
5. Life is a mirror. If you smile at her, she will smile back at you.
6, happiness is actually very simple, simple to learning progress is happiness, simple to family reunion is happiness, simple to "keep pace with the times" is happiness. ...
7. Happiness is sugar. When you are depressed, this fructose will be quietly pushed into your mouth. In an instant, your world will boil! Sweet flowers bloom in your mouth.
8. Happiness is a pure and colorful bridge that surrounds people.
9. People live in this world, don't be too greedy. They should learn to choose and enjoy the happiness brought by simplicity.
10, people live in this world, there is no reason not to be happy. Blue sky and white clouds, green mountains and green waters, birds and flowers. What a wonderful world this is! Living in this world is the reason to be happy.
1 1, a good attitude is sunshine, which can light up your life. A sunny life is the soil of happiness. It can make your mood as bright as sunshine, and it can make your world full of warmth and flowers!
12, forget those unhappy things! You see, even today's sunshine is so bright, and everyone is trying to drive away your worries and anxieties. I hope your gloomy mood will light up at this moment and welcome a better tomorrow!
13, happiness is hidden in every detail of life. More often, she is wealth, not power, but a positive and healthy attitude. Don't trap yourself in unhappiness for those trivial things. Everything will have a solution.
14, happiness must be shared, so that you can be happy together.
15, life cannot be smooth sailing. If you are unhappy, eat a candy and tell yourself that today is sweet and happy. Although smiling is not necessarily happy, smiling is a kind of transmission and a baton of happiness. So, please smile and gently raise your mouth.
16, life is inevitable, let happiness turn into clouds to decorate your sky!
17, happiness gives people a sense of comfort, happiness gives people hope, happiness inspires people to make progress, and happiness gives people a sense of mystery. Happiness makes us feel the clarity of nature and discover the mystery of the earth, so that people will never feel depressed and keep a happy mood every day.
4. Make people happy. Good sentence 1. Only by holding your hand can you know that your child is ugly and your face is covered with tears. If you don't go, I'll go. Grab your son's hand and drag him away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!
2, happy for a lifetime, sad and injured for a lifetime, happy to live, why not.
Happiness gives people a sense of comfort, hope, motivation and mystery. Happiness makes us feel the clarity of nature and discover the mystery of the earth, so that people will never feel depressed and keep a happy mood every day.
4. Forget those unhappy things! You see, even today's sunshine is so bright, and everyone is trying to drive away your worries and anxieties. I hope your gloomy mood will light up at this moment and welcome a better tomorrow!
If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.
6. There is no lack of happiness in the world, but a lack of eyes to find happiness.
7. Life is inevitable. Let happiness turn into clouds to decorate your sky!
8. Happiness is hidden in every detail of life. More often, she is wealth, not power, but a positive and healthy attitude. Don't trap yourself in unhappiness for those trivial things. Everything will have a solution.
9. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.
10. Life is a mirror. If you smile at her, she will smile back at you.
1 1, a good attitude is sunshine, which can light up your life. A sunny life is the soil of happiness. It can make your mood as bright as sunshine, and it can make your world full of warmth and flowers!
12, there is love besides teeth.
Happiness is a pure and colorful bridge that surrounds people.
14, there is no happy place in the world, only happy people.
15, happiness is sugar. When you are depressed, this fructose will be quietly pushed into your mouth. In an instant, your world is boiling! Sweet flowers bloom in your mouth.
16, drank the medicine, handed the bottle, hanged himself on the rope and jumped off the building with a small handkerchief.
17, people in this world can't be too greedy, learn to choose and enjoy the happiness brought by simplicity.
18, happiness is actually very simple, as simple as learning progress is happiness, as simple as family reunion is happiness, and as simple as learning while learning is happiness. ...
19, life can't be smooth sailing. If you are unhappy, () eat a candy and tell yourself that today's day is sweet and happy. Although smiling is not necessarily happy, smiling is a kind of transmission and a baton of happiness. So, please smile and gently raise your mouth.
20. Don't be too tired in life, make yourself tired and happy, don't chase troubles and troubles, eat something good, don't be too expensive, contact friends, don't owe money, the sky is vast and you can fly, and don't shrink back no matter how difficult it is!
2 1, people live in this world, there is no reason not to be happy. Blue sky and white clouds, green mountains and green waters, birds and flowers. What a wonderful world this is! Living in this world is the reason to be happy.
22. I like to spend every day with a smile; I like to infect everyone around me with a smile; I like everyone around me to be happy.
23, happiness must know how to share, in order to double happiness.
24. Happiness is people's beautiful expectation for a better life and the persistent pursuit of human nature. As the saying goes: "Everything depends on human effort, so everything is fate." The environment is created by heart, so take a step back and broaden the horizon. Marx famously said, "A good mood can eliminate the fatigue and pain of the body more than ten pairs of good medicine. "
25, you have to understand the script of your life-not your parents' sequel, not your children's prequel, nor your friends' foreign stories.
26. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!
27. Happiness in life often doesn't depend on how much you have. Therefore, don't care about giving and harvesting, and don't always let yourself be in the unhappiness of asking for it. Asking for trouble is probably the biggest self-grievance in life. Why do you want to wronged yourself? Don't be like this, and don't always feel that you are always missing something. As long as you are happy, you want nothing.
28. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.
29. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.
30. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.
3 1, tired of studying, have a sip of green tea; When you are tired from work, smell the flowers; When you are unhappy, blow a breeze and let it dispel your troubles.
I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.
33. When you are busy every day, you will be very happy, because you find fulfillment in it; When you bury yourself in recording dense notes, you will feel happy, because you have found knowledge in them; When you solve one difficult problem after another, you will be happy because you find the answer in it.
Happy sentences
Happy and beautiful sentences
Words that encourage people to be happy
5. Sentences describing happy mood. The little girl blushed, clapped her hands, jumped up, and two pigtails followed her body.
He smiled happily, revealing a row of neat white teeth.
The students were ecstatic and cheered with joy.
Xiao Huan showed a smug smile on her face, and her heart was sweeter than eating honey.
Birds are singing in the air as if to congratulate me.
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Flowers bloom in the sun, as if to bless me. Ah, dad wants it.
Take me to Beijing to play, I am ecstatic, and I am skipping when I walk.
Leave the court,
The students got unexpected smiles.
It's dancing and cheering.
I am also happy in my heart.
Flowers. The leaves are swaying in the wind, as if dancing happily for me.
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Birds are chirping in the air, as if singing for me. ...
The sunset glow on the horizon reveals a smiling face, as if sharing our joy.
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Birds in the sky are singing happily, as if singing.
Sing us a hymn.
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The grass on the roadside danced in the breeze, as if celebrating for us. Our mood is so high.
Xing, I'm so happy.
She smiled, and a shy blush appeared on her white face, which made her even more shy and lovely.
6. Sentences describing a happy mood 1. Birds are singing in the air as if to congratulate me; Flowers bloom in the sun, as if to bless me. Ah, my father is taking me to Beijing to play. I am ecstatic. I jump and jump when I walk.
When you leave the stadium, the students will get unexpected smiles and dancing cheers. I am happy, too. Leaves swaying in the wind, as if dancing happily for me; Birds are chirping in the air, as if singing for me. ...
3. The sunset glow on the horizon reveals a smiling face, as if sharing our joy; The birds in the air are singing happily, as if singing a hymn for us; The grass on the roadside danced in the breeze, as if celebrating for us. Our mood is so happy, so cheerful.
7. Are there any good words, good sentences, good paragraphs, good words, good words, good words, good words, good words, good words, good words, good words, good words, good words, good words, happy words, happy words, happy words, happy words, happy words, happy words, happy words, happy words. Happy colors make people happy, happy and happy. The sun shines brightly in the classroom, illuminating the happy and excited faces, and each face is like a flower.
Hearing the good news, the two sisters danced hand in hand and laughed their heads off. Their flowered skirts swayed in the wind, just like a pair of lively and happy flowers. They held hands like two birds, flew over the fields, entered the village and entered the compound.
Yan Yang held up an umbrella, lifted a satchel and carried it on his shoulder; Thinking of going to college soon, I walked out of the house like a cloud. Hearing that his father finally agreed to let him go to school, Laixi put a willow leaf in his mouth, learned a few oriole calls, learned a few thrush sounds, and flew with a brand-new schoolbag on his back.
Seeing the calf wake up, every hair on his body jumped with excitement. Xiao Qiang's already narrow eyes, like nails, turned into two curved slits.
As soon as I received the admission notice, I was as happy as a plowman who had been in the rain for a long time, and as happy as a fisherman who saw a lighthouse in a foggy sea. Really don't know how to describe it! When I heard this, I jumped three feet high and was in high spirits. I can't help but hold up the good news and cheer: "Oh, I want to be happy!" " "Seeing this scene, I turned over on the ground with joy, laughing and shouting, clapping my hands and stamping my feet. Suddenly, as soon as the curtain was lifted, my little sister rushed in like a magpie egg, giggling with her small mouth without front teeth.
Sister heard everyone's praise, two red clouds floated on her cheeks, and a bright red tongue circled her lips. She was very happy. The rice bag is heavily pressed on my body, but my heart feels extremely relaxed.
Happy, and the pace seems to be extraordinarily light. Her heart was beaming, her face was smiling and she kept nodding like a dove.
Dad agreed to her request, and she was immediately elated. Joy flew to her brow and her eyes narrowed into two small crescent moons. He was so happy that his lower lip wrapped around his upper lip that his face became a pimple.
The younger brother was ecstatic, holding this notice soaked in sweat and laughing comfortably. The calm lake surface aroused the waves of joy, and my mood was as jubilant as the waves.
I took the English exam 100. I couldn't restrain my inner joy and flew into the house like a bird. Idiom cards are my good partners in my after-school life. Every time I make a new idiom card, my heart is sweet, just like eating honey.
Dad has changed, which makes people happy. I'm glad. I'm happy. It's more exciting than anything.
The good news made him shine at the moment, and the deep wrinkles on both sides of his forehead and mouth seemed to be full of smiles, and even his gestures gradually took on a brisk rhythm. His heart is like a bottle of honey, his eyebrows are smiling, and even his faint pockmarked face is glowing red.
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