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Composition, alas, that in our class
I remember once, the monitor was in charge of a classmate, but he was pointed at by that classmate. In a rage, the monitor shed tears. I was so anxious that I immediately came forward to comfort her, but in vain. Just when I was anxious, he appeared. I saw him pretending to be surprised, covering his mouth with his hand and his eyes wide open. He said, "Oh, monitor, I didn't expect you to be so powerful and so beautiful after leaving Jin Doudou!" The monitor glared at him naturally, but he stopped crying. He cleared his throat and began to "speak loudly": "Monitor, you are the person I admire most. How good you are, how good your grades are, and you can manage the class well. It really makes the old lady feel ashamed! " As he spoke, he made a gesture of clenched fist. The monitor looked like a Gherardini when he saw him. It seems that he hasn't calmed down. So, he said solemnly, "monitor, any classmate will understand you one day." But you can't cry! You did the right thing, but if you cry, people will think you are crying because of your own fault! This is' voluntary surrender' and' shameful'. Such people will be looked down upon, so you must cheer up and move towards the light. "Say that finish, I made a sincere gesture, and I couldn't help laughing. Then I looked at the monitor and smiled through tears: "OK, I won't cry." Then he started his own "construction"-doing his homework. As for me, I returned to my seat with satisfaction. Look at him again, with a sly smile on his face, as if to say, "Hee hee, you are finally conquered by me! " "
Through this, I can't help but admire him. I think: a person can't be admired just because he has a sense of humor. It is more important to help others with a sense of humor and eliminate their troubles. Just like him, he will be admired.
I admire the "funny king" in our class-him.
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