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The detailed process of finding a magnet ghost method.

Some so-called damn methods are superstitious activities, and you can't believe them all. Here are several common so-called trick methods.

Method one

Take a horseshoe magnet, hang it with stitches, and stare at the magnet for 30 minutes before going to bed every night until you can see the gas around the magnet, which is enough ... It will take about a month to take effect ... If you continue, you will be at your own risk. Because if you do, your "eye of heaven" will never close …

Method two.

At midnight, in front of the mirror, take the blood of a rooster and apply chicken blood to your eyes in front of the mirror. You can see the effect in two days.

Method three.

Cover your eyes with two grapefruit leaves in the sea, and you will see ghosts when you are young.

Method four.

At 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, I took two candles and went to the Woods to find an ugly girl. I grabbed the nail from her hand and nailed it to the tree. I tried to put her blood on my eyes so that I could see ghosts. (Japanese legend)

Method five.

Find four people, an empty room, stand in a corner, locate and start running. It stands to reason that the last person won't touch anyone, because he runs along the room and pats his partner's shoulder, so the last person can't shoot anyone, and keeps repeating. If the last person touches someone's shoulder, then … what he touches … will not be a person …

Damn it, 1 Method: Exchange corneas with the dead.

I can't help thinking that as soon as I open my eyes, "they" are around …

Damn it, rule number two: commit suicide while pregnant

Someone took an unborn child to the underworld for company ...

Damn it, law three: the cup fairy

When a ghost occupies a cup, you must turn the cup upside down before the ghost returns to the cup. The ghost can smell the owner of the cup. If you want to see them, you must drive them out of the cup first. Break the cups until the number of cups is less than the number of ghosts, and the ghosts will start to compete for the remaining cups, and then you will see their "wounds".

Note: 1. At least three people must attend.

Fill each player with a glass of cold water.

The youngest player marked the edge of the cup with a drop of his own blood.

Turn the cup upside down and put it on the newspaper.

5. Each player puts a finger on the bottom of the cup.

6. Shouting ghosts, the cups moved, and they came …

Warning: There must be at least one cup and tableware at home.

Step left: At least one person must be a virgin.

Damn it, the fourth law: beggars.

Food is for the living, not for ghosts. But if they forget who they are, ghosts will eat to death! People who die in car accidents are the most confused. They only know that they are dead, but they can't understand the fact that they are dead. When you knock on the food container, this special sound will remind those ghosts who have lost their memories that it is time to eat, and the deceived people will attend dinner …

Description: 1. Prepare three big dinners.

At three o'clock in the morning, put the prepared food at the intersection.

3. Light three candles and keep tapping the bowl with chopsticks.

All actions can't stop until the food is finished.

Warning: always be ready to have a big meal, day or night!

Skimming: It is best to choose a place where a car accident happened recently.

Damn it, rule number five: hide and seek

Find a place where no one will see you? You can hide behind ghosts as long as you want! Ghosts wandering in the world are competent watchmen. Evening TV programs or puzzle games are their favorite. But hide-and-seek games are easier for them to participate in.

Description: 1. Take a black cat to the park in the middle of the night.

All players must touch the black cat and make a wish.

Start playing hide-and-seek

4. If a player doesn't show up, ask the black cat to find him.

The black cat will take you to the player, and the unsuspecting player will hide behind the ghost. You can see the ghost before it leaves ...

Warning: the watch has stopped, which means it is blocked by a ghost.

Skimming: In order to avoid being unclear in the dark, you can tie a bell on the black cat.

Damn it, law six: dead mud

If you want to see ghosts with your own eyes, you must find the soil where they are buried! The residual smell of the newly buried dead will be absorbed by the soil. The more soil you use, the more essence you have. The soil in the cemetery can show you their behavior. Always hold your head up, because ghosts always compete for new people. ...

Description: 1. Find a cemetery without burying relatives.

2. Choose a grave and cover the tombstone with black clothes.

3. Dig at least three feet deep.

Wrap the soil tightly with a piece of paper and set it on fire.

When the paper is burned to ashes, the soil will begin to work.

6. Stand behind the tombstone and wrap your head in black.

7. Put burnt earth on your eyelids, and then you will see …

Warning: Don't bring too bright lights.

Skimming: Please prepare a sterilizer to clean yourself.

Damn it, number seven: between your legs

Is there a shortcut to another world? You may not remember how you came into this world, but you must know that you came out from between your mother's legs. Bend forward and look back between your legs, and you will see the passage of another world. But when you attract the attention of any passerby, you must stop this action at once. Ghosts will mistakenly think that you are a fetus ready to be born and invite it to reincarnate …

Explanation: 1 Find a dead alley at 2 o'clock in the middle of the full moon and make sure you can see the moon.

Take off your shoes, turn your back to the wall and spread your legs.

3. Light a censer under your leg.

Smell as much as possible, hold your breath, bend down and look at the back wall.

Warning: Be careful where you look.

Damn it, Law 8: Yin and Yang Gate

Is there a door that has been locked for a long time at home? There may be "people" who use it 24 hours a day ... The other world can contact us with the media and lead us to our dimension. These locked doors are their private mailboxes. Forcing through these doors allows you to pass the letter to the "recipient" on the other side.

Description: 1. Find the locked door in the house for a long time.

Tie a long rope around your waist and let a friend hold the end of the rope.

Put a small mirror in every corner of the door.

4. Open the door with your bare hands in the middle of the night and go straight ahead …

Warning: Shut up and close the door at any time!

Clear: Find a trustworthy friend and make sure he won't let go of the rope.

Damn, Law 9: Cry at midnight.

Homeless ghosts are the saddest-they want to cry, but their tears are dry. In the middle of the road in the middle of the night, as long as you shed a tear, ghosts will drown you with fear ... Most vagrants commit suicide. They are permanently trapped in time and space and commit suicide repeatedly. Suffering, they hope that no one will make such a mistake again, so they resort to the most creepy methods to prevent others from repeating the same mistakes.

Description: 1. Go to an empty street at three in the morning. If you want to go with your friends, please keep them away.

Think about the most painful experience in my life, and then cry from the heart.

3. Walk back slowly when you cry.

If a stranger approaches you and sympathizes with you, please tell him about his misfortune.

At this time, please ask your friend to confirm whether it is a ghost from the back of a stranger-you can know whether he is a person or a ghost by looking at his back.

Warning: Never cry alone.

Skimming: If you are too scared, don't cry.

Damn it, the law 10: Dress up for the funeral.

Put on the last suit, and when that moment comes, exchange breath, and the program is completed! Simulating your own funeral is the most effective and expensive way to push yourself to another world-the price you pay will be "memory", but you also have a fair chance to ask for nothing in return.

Description: 1. Buy a suit that suits your funeral best.

Put on the prepared clothes and sneak into the funeral home. Remember to bring your own quilt

3. Find a coffin and cover the body with a quilt.

4. Light a piece of incense at least 1 1 inch long.

5. Set the watch to 12, stop the watch and continue walking.

6. Lie in the coffin, close your eyes, and you will start …

Warning: High-end clothes do not guarantee that you can get what you want.

Skimming: You must come back before the incense burns out.