A dumb joke.

A cold joke means that the joke itself is boring, homophonic, translated, or omitting the theme, different logic, judgment or special content, or because of the performer's mood or expression, and it is difficult to make people laugh, but it does not mean that the joke itself is boring, which is also a manifestation of humor. Here are six cold jokes I brought to you. I hope you like it!

1, a: What do blacks fear most?

I don't know. What is this?

A: Chocolate.

B: Why?

A: for fear of biting your hand?

A couple celebrated their golden wedding. After a few drinks, the husband said to his wife, "I'm sorry, I'm not honest with you." I haven't told you in years. In fact, I am color blind! " "

The wife said excitedly, "I'm sorry, too." I have been hiding from you for so many years, but I am black! "

3, get up early for work, Lu Yu a buddy in a hurry in the past. Greet him: "What are you doing?"

Answer: "Walk the dog."

In a few minutes, this buddy hurried back from the side. Ask him, "What's the matter?"

The buddy said calmly, "I forgot my dog."

The pregnant woman went to the hospital for examination, and an intern gave her a B-ultrasound. After the photo was taken, the intern said seriously, "You should be prepared. You may be pregnant with a freak. It has two heads, four hands and four legs! " "

The pregnant woman was so frightened that she almost fainted! Then an old doctor came over and looked at the B-ultrasound and said, "What are you talking about? These are twins! ! "

It is a fierce battle to urge children to do their homework every weekend. My son was kneeling on the ground today and said to his father, "reading is the most useless." I studied for six years and didn't earn a penny. " If I have been a beggar for six years, I don't know how much I have earned. "

Dad shouted angrily at him, "You ask for it!"

The son whispered, "If you think about this, the paper in front of me will be unlucky. At least four words should be written: both parents are dead ..."

6. One day I was washing clothes in the water room, and a MM came in. I said to her, "Marry me."

She was too shocked to speak. I said, "What are you doing? Give me the hanger quickly. "

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