A funny joke about the sudden cold weather?

Pack on more clothes when it gets cold, and remember to bring an umbrella when it rains. I brought them below for everyone, I hope you will like them!

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1. It’s cold. If you have a lover, hug your lover. If you don’t have a lover, put on an extra piece of clothing.

2. The babies are kept up late. I'm here to say good night to you. When the weather gets cold, remember to wear more clothes and drink more hot water. Who says it doesn't matter if there's no one else? There's me.

3. Yes, it’s cold. Wear more clothes. Good night and good morning. Take good care of yourself. I told you this, but you never told me.

4. I like you." "Don't be ridiculous!" "It's too cold, I'm confused."

5. It's cold, personality stars should wear more clothes to avoid catching a cold.

6. It's cold. When it's cold, I give you a coat: the pockets are called warmth, the collar is called care, the sleeves are considerate, and the buttons are called missing; let this coat accompany you closely through every minute and every second, you must be happy!

7. Autumn has passed, and I came to the empty waterside in the biting cold wind. The sky is blue and the sky is far away, and the traces of water are disappearing. I tighten my clothes and scarf, and I can’t help but miss my relatives and friends far away. In my heart I wish you all the best! Sigh, it’s getting cold, please stay warm!

8. It’s getting cold, put on more clothes and remember to bring an umbrella if it rains, don’t let me worry, okay? The one in my heart

9. When I miss home, I think about it first in my stomach and then in my heart. I hate the autumn semester the most. There are so few holidays. During the Mid-Autumn Festival alone, menstrual cramps are more severe in winter. The weather in Shanghai is cold. For example, there is no heating in Xi'an. I used to think that the warm clothes in the south could not be dried because they were too humid. I also had books and papers that could not be dried and I was embarrassed to cry under the quilt. But no matter what, it was the path I chose.

10. If you are single and it’s cold, you can only put it in your pocket.

Funny words to describe the cold weather

1. I really want to hear what you say: It’s cold. When it’s cold, you need to put on more clothes. The temperature difference is huge in autumn. You need to take care of yourself and be responsible for yourself. I am responsible for you...

2. The beginning of winter is coming and the cold wind is blowing. I hope your worries and sorrows will be blown away. ; The beginning of winter is coming, the temperature is dropping, I wish you peace and good luck; the beginning of winter is coming, I send you a text message, I wish you warm blessings, I wish your body will not be cold in the cold weather, your heart will not be cold in the wind, and your life will be warm everywhere!

3. [Hey, it’s cold, give me a hug.]

4. Read “Smoking less and drinking less is not good for your health. Remember to take care of yourself when it’s cold. I will miss you.” 》----To the one I love.

5. It’s cold. If you have a wife to hug your wife, and a husband to hug your husband, wear more clothes if you don’t have anything.

6 , Ning Xixi: It’s cold, wear more clothes, don’t catch a cold! I will worry about you. ——To the person I love most

7. There are always some friends that I cherish the most in my life. There are always some days in a year that are unforgettable, from autumn to summer, from stranger to familiar. Although I can't greet you all the time, I always think about it: when it's cold, be sure to add quilts at night and add clothes during the day!

8. Idiot , It’s cold, remember to take care of yourself. If you catch a cold, wait!

9. When it’s cold, remember to put on some clothes and take good care of yourself. I can’t spare you if you get sick.

10. It’s almost cold, so I’ll give you a coat. The fabric is made of sincerity, with love as the thread. Blessings are embroidered on the inner layer, and warm cotton is used as the interlayer. Finally, fasten the care button. Take good care of yourself in the cold weather.

A collection of funny foodie quotes on WeChat. Foodie girl quotes on WeChat.

1. My husband is on a business trip, so I express my concern and ask him to check it out when he has time. The answer is this, it is better to look for snacks than to see the scenery. This is the difference between foodies and non-foodies.

2. It is said that foodies will not fail the exam...because foodies are too heavy to fail...

3. I missed four years after going round and round. This time there will be no worries about gains and losses because no one gives up on the person they like each other.

Good night, I am still a quiet madman, a not picky eater, a careless lucky guy...

4. Journey to the West tells us: If you have procrastination, you cannot eat Tang Monk Meat; Snow White tells us: If If you are not a foodie, you will not be poisoned; Cinderella tells us: it is basically difficult to recognize a woman after taking off her makeup; Princess and the Pea tells us: only people want pretentiousness. Haha, I just want to tell you: Children’s Day is coming soon. If you are happy, I will be happy!

5. It’s so cute to eat food even though you know you are going to gain weight.

6 , [Her name is very nice, but she calls me fat, and I call her foodie. This kind of name is not nice, but we are very, very good friends]

7. Am I suffering from gluttony? I have never been so eager for midnight snacks every day. I have a huge appetite. I really want to eat all the delicious food. Anything is delicious.

8. Since I can’t be a quiet handsome man, then I will be one. Quiet foodies, you guys are easy to talk to!

9. - The weight loss plan is started again. Alas, I only have a desire to lose weight, but I am born to be a foodie. Who wants it in the future~... 10. ———We are all foodies. Best friend, wait until I have money. I want to take you to eat all the delicious food.