Ask college students to play funny plays about college life, preferably love and friendship.

-Guan Lunguo

Teacher: Hello, everyone, I am the extinct teacher who is loved by everyone and has the appearance of sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers. To tell the truth, I do have a lot of longing for love. I want to experience the romance after dusk when the willow shoots on the moon. Also make excuses to avoid practicing! Once you relax yourself, people are more lazy and don't want to practice. Today, I will meet the Tang Priest ~

Don: Amitabha. Now it's 21, and monks also use Rejoice. Love comes like coconut wind, and it can't be stopped. Now, I'm going to meet the teacher.

don: teacher!

teacher: Tang priest!

Tang: How is the teacher now? It's almost 5 years since we left each other.

teacher: yes.

Tang: Last night, I sent you an E-mail by fetion. Did you see it?

teacher: um

don: today, I want to express my love to you with a song.

teacher: what color is confession?

Tang: (singing ...)

Tang: Teacher, just follow the old woman!

Teacher: This ...

Huang Mei: The greatest pain in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there. I have had a crush on my Younger for thousands of years. If someone dares to rob my Younger, if it is a man, I will break his three legs, if it is a male dog, I will break his five legs. I was really angry when I heard that Tang Priest was dating her! I'm going to cut Tang Priest to pieces!

Huang: bold! You shameless Tang Priest, you seduce my Younger. See what I can do to you.

Tang: Brother Huang Mei, please help me. I have been begging for 5 years in front of the Buddha to be with my teacher.

Huang: No, how can my junior sister be with you? I'll kill you. (Put the knife rest on the Tang Priest's neck)

Teacher: Big Brother, if you want to kill the Tang Priest, kill me first (Younger stands in front of the Tang Priest)

Tang: (Gently pulls Younger away) Voice-over: At that time, the knife was only .1 cm away from my throat, but after a quarter of incense, Younger, the owner of the knife, would completely fall in love with me because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, I think this one is the most perfect ... < P > Huang: If you love me Younger again, I will kill you!

don: you should do this, and I should die. Once there was a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Pull your knife on my throat! Don't hesitate any more! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to my teacher: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is ... 1, years < P > Huang: No! Absolutely not! Younger, come with me (Huang La Younger steps down)

Don: No, Teacher. (Suddenly stops shouting), Amitabha, press the phone button, and thousands of troops come to meet each other. I'll call someone and get the teacher back!

Tang: (on the phone) Hey, Wukong! Master is in trouble, come and help!

sun: haha, as long as there are monsters, my old grandson will be laid off before taking up his post. Don't worry, Master. I'll be here soon. Bey-bey

Don: Yeah. Hurry up.

Tang: (calling again) Bajie, the master held a party. Come on, it's at Buckingham Palace.

pig: really? I want to eat bread, Dali Garden French buns, which are soft and delicious. Dali Garden French Buns, I still want them!

don: well, hurry up.

Tang: (calling again) Wujing, come and save Master.

sha: don't worry, master. I'll go as soon as I finish the dishes.

Tang: Well, bey-bey (under the Tang Dynasty)

(on Younger and Huangmei)

Teacher: Big Brother, let me go. I have to go to Xinhua Computer School to attend classes, and I will take classes for free. I will reimburse the round trip fare in the province, and start school on the 1 ST, 2 nd and 3 rd of each month. I still have the phone number. Master elder brother ...

Huang: Really? Is there a Tang priest in this school?

teacher: no.

Huang: Is there anything more beautiful than you?

teacher: no.

Huang: Is there anything worse than me?

teacher: yes? Still not? Brother, what do you say?

Huang: aren't you in that school, you ask me?

teacher: oh, there isn't.

Huang: you can have this one.

teacher: this is really ... no.

Huang: I will be angry if you say that again. (exit)

teacher: big brother. (exit)

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Pig: Brother Monkey, here comes my old pig. (bumping into Wukong)

Sun: Idiot, why did you come so late?

pig: I was caught on the road and almost chopped up as swine flu. I managed to escape.

don: disciple, are you all here?

Sun and Pig: Master!

don: disciples, I miss you so much.

(The three of them hold hands for a week)

(The music starts with "I want to think about it")

(The music stops)

Tang: Do you remember that teacher, disciple? As far as she is concerned, only Qingxia and Manyu can compete with her in my life. She is going to be the other half of my life, but the master's daughter-in-law has been taken away, so let's go get it back.

pig: didn't master say that he would have a party?

Tang: Amitabha, let's get together after we rob our daughter-in-law.

Tang: Hey, Bajie, why have you lost weight? What are you doing all day?

pig: I miss people!

sun: who do you miss?

pig: Chang 'e!

sun: all right, master, let's go fight monsters.

(Tang, Sun and Pig walk a few steps)

Tang: Right here!

sun: ok! As usual, Bajie, call the door!

pig: I ... I'm not going (waving my sleeves and ignoring it). Sit aside and eat)

Sun: You're not going?

Tang: Wukong, let me be a teacher.

Tang: Tang Sanzang, the benefactor of Huang Mei, a poor monk, came to the door today. He wants to compete with you. Please do him a favor.

(On Huang Mei)

Huang: Tang Priest, the day before yesterday, I didn't kill you, which was a favor to you. Don't blame me for knocking at the door today, and I'll hit your kidney.

pig: don't worry, there are Liuwei Dihuang pills, which are used to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar.

sun: bold, monster. Let my master's wife go quickly, or I'll let you eat my old grandson.

(Huang and Sun rise in battle)

Tang: Amitabha, Wukong, monks should be gentle. Stay back and let the teacher come.

sun: master? ! ..... (Tang Priest nods to Sun to step down)

Tang: Amitabha, let's make a decision!

Huang: Haha ...

(Tang practiced a few tricks, stood firm, wore sunglasses and pulled out his gun. )

Tang: Peep ... (All kinds of movements)

Pig: (Shouting) Come on, Master! Come on! You are not fighting alone at this moment! You are not alone! You are not human! ..... Oh, it's my master.

Huang: Stop! Brother Tang, have you ever played CF? Are you a rookie? Can you shoot me in the head?

Tang: King Huang Mei, as long as you can let the teacher go, I will promise you, otherwise ... (Tang Priest is going to shoot)

Huang: Stop! Stop! Can't I put it on?

(Music Only you) Tang and Huang Mei dance, and Huang retires)

(Music stops) Pig Sun is silly.

Tang: Amitabha, oh yeah! (Do V-action, eat the pig's banana and go to the Monkey King)

Tang: Wukong, peel the banana when eating it. Don't throw the banana peel on the ground after eating it (throwing the banana peel on the ground makes Wukong feel miserable). It's not good to hit the children, even if it doesn't hit the children and hit the flowers and plants! .....

(Wukong hit the Tang Priest with a stick, and Tang fell to the ground)

(Huang Mei took Younger. )

Huang: This is the end of a relationship! Deep down, I suddenly felt helpless, wandering alone and ending my emotional game.

sun: master, your daughter-in-law is here.

don: wife! (step on a banana skin and fall down)

(Tang walked to Younger and Younger slapped Tang! )

teacher: why did you come to save me so late? Keep me from going to class!

Tang: I ...

Pig: Master, can we have the party?

don: oh! Come on ...

Five people in a row (music)

Tang's phone rings.

Tang: Hey, Wujing!

sha: master, I have arrived at Fuyang railway station.

don: I'll bring someone to pick you up for the teacher.

don: go!

Huang: Stop! It's not the curtain call yet!

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