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Embarrassed confession procedure

Embarrassed confession procedure

When it comes to confession, most people think that the sense of form is very important, and there are many ways to confess, but you should follow this: think from the other side's point of view. If you are interested, let's take a look at the embarrassing confession routines and related materials.

Not embarrassing confession routine 1 0 1, confession is best in person, and two people are best alone.

Now that everyone is ready to confess, it is better to summon up courage to ask each other out to play.

Clean yourself up, choose a suit that suits you, wash your hair and go to the appointment.

Location: Recommended cinemas, KTV and some places with soft and dim lighting and quiet and romantic environment.

As for time, it is best to get off work at night, because people at that time are the most relaxed in a day.

At night, it is precisely the time when people's psychological defense line is the lowest and it is the easiest to show their true self. If you choose to confess at this time, the chances of success will be much greater than during the day.

Why do you recommend confession in person?

Because the confession is made in person, the other party's reaction is not so fast, and there is no room for thinking.

You can immediately see his expression, body movements and his response to you, and you can infer whether he is interested in you from these details.

The first reaction is always the most real, especially when two people are alone, his reaction to you will be more real.

Some people will stumble because of the appearance of friends or strangers around them. At this time, you can take them out to talk alone, so that they will be less nervous and you will get the answers you want.

Whether to refuse or accept, I don't know until I try.

But don't send messages through third parties. You were supposed to confess to your face. As a result, you told each other through your friends. I'm afraid the effect will be much worse The other person will also have an opinion of you. Maybe I was going to accept it, but I refused your confession.

02. I'm sorry to say it directly, but I'll say it obliquely.

Not everyone has the courage to make an appointment with someone they like, and more and more people choose WeChat to express their love.

Wechat confession, it is hard to say whether it is successful or not, but my friend dinosaur once gave me a trick.

At that time, I especially wanted to ask someone I liked to go to the movies. Because I am a girl, I dare not go. I asked all kinds of friends, but I couldn't even speak well.

Dinosaur said to me seriously, "You might as well tell him that I really want to go to the movies with a boy who likes me recently."

A simple and clear sentence, but I have tried my best.

I obviously want to go to the movies with the person I like, but I said I want to go to the movies with the man who likes me. This has exposed my mind.

But isn't that a bad idea? To tell the truth in the simplest and most direct way, I'm not embarrassed. Even if I'm rejected, I can still find my way under the steps. It's really good.

If he doesn't like you, he will naturally change the subject.

I have tried this indirect confession once myself, but it is not the way of a big dinosaur.

At that time, I fell in love with a boy, but I didn't know how he felt about me, so I thought about testing him.

So, I found some couples' heads on the Internet, selected my favorite couple and sent them to him when I chatted with him the most.

Pretending not to know, he asked, "Do you think this portrait looks good?"

He didn't find anything unusual at all and said foolishly, "It looks good."

I replied to him happily: "Great, this is the portrait of a couple that my future boyfriend and I use."

The next second, he changed into the one used by boys in that big photo, and then confessed.

The point of this method is that no matter how high you say and how ambiguous the atmosphere is, don't directly say that you like him, but every sentence you send him should be suggestive.

Make him feel like this guy likes me, right? Is he confessing to me?

Let the other person have such questions, you are doing the right thing.

03. Asking each other is more effective than seduction.

Not everyone is suitable for face-to-face confession or WeChat confession. Some people are shy, and confession is too uncomfortable for them.

In this case, there is only one suitable way, and that is to ask each other.

You can start with the other person as a friend, approach him slowly, and ask him some questions in the form of jokes and play a few games when you think it is appropriate.

For example, if you care about me so much recently, you don't like me, do you?

Or, tell him something that you think is too ambiguous for your friends to do, and ask him if he likes himself.

This kind of words, not easy to make people suspicious, but also not too embarrassed. If the other person is interested in you, maybe they will take your joke to heart and take it seriously.

But routines are routines after all. Confession actually depends on your sincerity and whether the other person likes you or not.

Of the three methods, which one is more suitable for you, you know best.

People who are destined will naturally be together. It is impossible for people who are not destined to be together. It depends on whether you can seize your own destiny.

Unscrupulous confession routine II. First of all, tentatively ask

The first one is a tentative question, do you like Lao Tzu? If she says yes, isn't that you? Isn't this the success of confession? If you don't like it, isn't it completely embarrassing that you can still say this sentence? She'll just think it's a joke At this time, you won't be too embarrassed around her, and you can continue to play together. In fact, thinking of such a reply, the general emotional intelligence is very high.

The key point of pick up hot chicks's picking up girls is this provocative word. In fact, it is more to make her mood fluctuate through chatting, which can really irritate her, otherwise no matter how many sentences are used. Chatting with girls, I also met a great girl online before. He shared with me a secret book of girls-the manipulation of love, especially the simple chat with friends in the secret book, which can make girls completely conquered by you, and that's why I won one girl after another, let alone get rid of the order. If you want a brother, you can check the manipulation of love online. If you don't understand something, you can ask him. Just learn to copy it directly. It's easy to get rid of it.

Second, the way of joking.

The second one is this one. At first, the girl wanted to confess to the boys, but in a joking way, such a confession is very funny even if it is not successful. Have you ever met such a confession? If you encounter it, you can try it with that person if you can.

Third, white lies.

In fact, it's only for you. It's just that he lied for his own face, not to embarrass you two. Such a boy is really rare, and such a boy will rarely meet if he misses it. Don't wait for someone else to have a girlfriend to understand your mind.

Fourth, the confession of girlfriends type

This is the confession of my best friend. Have you ever met such a confession? It's funny, but it won't make the other person feel embarrassed. It can be considered that such an answer is really high in emotional intelligence. Seeing these failed answers, do you feel that your EQ is very high? The comment area is blown up. Netizen: Let me worship for a while.

5. "You are very tired today! Otherwise, how can I run around in my heart every day? "

I believe all the brothers and sisters who have used this sentence are sweet to death by you. That's what I thought at first anyway. When the girl I like told me this sentence, my heart was bubbling with sweetness, but I still said to her calmly and seriously, yes, you have been running in my heart all day.

6. "You are my obsession."

This sentence is a well-known love story before. Personally, I think it's appropriate to talk to someone I like. If you tell her this, it means that she is very important in your heart. Even if she doesn't pay attention to you at ordinary times, she will definitely look up at you at this time. Use it quickly!

Seven, "You are a dream that I don't want to wake up all my life."

This sentence is also a famous love story before. Generally, girls who are a little dreamy should know that when you confess to a girl like this, the girl can't help it, which shows that her position in your heart is very important. If you tell her that, she won't refuse you if she doesn't hate you very much. Although you may not be together in the end, at least you have a chance to be good friends with her.

Unembarrassed confession routine 3 First, confession routine daquan

1, everything can be wrong, just don't want to miss you.

2. Sometimes you are like a book. The more you read, the more you miss it.

It's two o'clock in Kyrgyzstan, it's you.

4. Can you laugh? I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

When you smile, a storm rolls up in my heart.

From today on, I will be a vegetarian, because you are my type.

7. If you feel that life is too stormy, do you want to hide in my arms?

8. I dare not look into your eyes, for fear that every look in my eyes looks like a confession.

9. I really hope you haven't seen much of the world, and you can only love my face all your life.

10, there is only one you between me and the world. Because it is you, it doesn't matter if you are late.

Second, the embarrassing confession routine

1, if you want to express yourself, you must master some skills. In the process of chatting, everyone can pretend to want to express their feelings to others and ask for their opinions. For example, send a very sweet and warm confession and ask how the other person is.

Generally speaking, in this case, the other party will definitely ask, is it necessary to confess with the person you like? We can answer yes and send this passage again. If you really like each other, they will get it at this time.

If the other person doesn't like you very much, you can pretend not to see your little routine and continue to make suggestions for your confession. Even if we see it and refuse it, we can say that you can't get it, let alone her.