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Four students celebrate their birthdays together at school. We perform programs and cut cakes. Mainly because we touch each other's faces with cakes. Thank you!

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Celebrate classmates' birthdays

Today is the birthday of our classmate Ji Su Zhan. At noon, her mother came to school to celebrate her birthday. When the cake arrived, we were all shocked! Wow! It's a big cake with three layers! Let's light candles. It's beautiful. Let's sing a happy birthday song for Ji Su Exhibition. Our cheerful songs echoed in the campus.

We started eating cakes, and each of us ate a big plate. How sweet this cake is!

After eating, we began to "fight". I'm looking for a target with a big plate of cream. I was accidentally rubbed by Ma Zhuang, and there were stains on my face. I quickly rubbed a lot on Ma Zhuang's face. Hahaha! Ma Zhuang was embarrassed, and I was proud of it. Suddenly Ma Zhuang came up and gave me a hand. I was very angry and kept attacking Ma Zhuang. Beat Ma Zhuang out of the water and lost. Hahaha! Laughter wafted around the campus. ...

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Happy birthday

Today is my twelfth birthday.

In the early morning, the sun gradually climbed up the hill, the morning glow covered the horizon, and the birds stood on the branches and sang happily, as if to convey birthday wishes to me. The breeze blew, and the flowers swayed gently with the wind. Seeing all the beautiful things makes me feel particularly comfortable. Immediately, I called my friends and gave them an invitation to the birthday.

The whole family is busy happily for my birthday. My father ordered a cake, and my mother went to buy vegetables. I decorated the living room with beautiful ribbons and polished the tables and chairs spotless. After finishing everything, I put on the wonderful piano music, and the stove fire, chicken and duckling all danced with the music. Everything is so beautiful!

The sun is setting, and the sunset glow has dyed the horizon red. Red clouds are like pieces of red silk, and the sky is colorful. My friends are glad to be invited. They came in happily with all kinds of birthday presents in their hands. Everyone arched their hands at me and said sweetly, "Happy birthday!" " "Happy birthday!" I jumped up happily, greeted him and received a beautiful gift, as sweet as drinking honey. These gifts include beautiful hairpins, exquisite notebooks, lovely dolls and my favorite pens. Mother is busy serving them fruit and juice, accompanied by happy laughter and beautiful and romantic piano music. The chandelier on the ceiling of the living room radiates bright and dazzling light, and the whole living room looks magnificent.

The birthday party has begun. Mom and dad brought plates of delicious food, including faint bitter snail soup, litchi meat wrapped in orange clothes, and my favorite fried bacon with garlic moss. I sat in a chair, watching the steaming food, smelling the delicious taste, and my mouth watered! Ah! Finally, we can eat! "bang!" Everyone opened a coke and got together. Everyone raised their glasses to congratulate me: "Happy birthday!" ""cheers! " "cheers! When the cups touched, I also gave them a coke: "Thank you! Thank you! "I am full of joy, full of joy. Let's sit down, taste all kinds of delicious food and enjoy a happy birthday with me!

After dinner, my father took out the present and I opened it. Ah! This is the crystal watch I have always wanted. I jumped up happily, hugged my father, kissed his face and said, "Thank you, Dad, I love you forever!" " "Then, my mother also handed me a beautifully packaged small box, and I thought to myself: What could it be? I opened the beautiful box with curiosity. When I saw it, tears of excitement and happiness filled my eyes. This is my dream! This is my dream mp3! I kissed my mother again and kept saying, "thank you, mom, thank you, dad!" " "

There was a plate of cake on the table, and the birthday party reached its climax. The words "Happy Birthday" are written on the cake with strawberry jam. Red flowers, green grass, yellow sun and white cream exude attractive fragrance, and friends can't wait to say, "Light the candles quickly!" " I put colorful candles to mourn, lit a fire and the flame danced slightly. I closed my eyes and made two wishes. First, parents will always be healthy and have a smooth career. Second, I can study hard and get into an ideal university. I made a wish, blew out all the candles in one breath and began to cut the cake with a knife. I gave my parents a big piece and said sweetly, "Mom and Dad, I wish you healthy, happy and young forever!" " "Then give the rest to each partner, who will taste the cake. Sunny sunny put the cream on my face when I wasn't looking, and immediately everyone burst into laughter. I also giggled "haha" and the happy laughter broke through the roof ... and flew far away. ...

After eating the cake, I turned on the DVD, and melodious birthday songs filled the whole room. My friends are singing cheerful songs and dancing happily. We sang and danced, immersed in incomparable happiness.

It's past eight o'clock, the birthday party is over, and a bright moon is hanging in the sky, reflecting soft light. The moonlight sprinkled down and plated the earth with a layer of silver. My friends all went home, but I was still intoxicated with the joy and happiness of my birthday …

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This year's birthday is the happiest, most lively and unforgettable one for me, because I invited many students to my family's birthday party and a birthday composition.

I finally waited for my birthday hopefully. (It happened to be Sunday) Early in the morning, I excitedly greeted my classmates at the school gate. After all my classmates arrived, I skipped to my home.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw many delicious things on the table. There is a big cake with three layers in the middle, with a lotus-shaped candle in bud, a pot of fruit salad, bread, sausages and drinks. Our saliva comes out of our mouths, and somehow our lips just can't stop us from rushing to the table to get something to eat. At this time, several students suggested celebrating first, giving gifts and then eating. So, under the auspices of He, Marco and Xian Ruiqi played Happy Birthday Song. The students sang happy birthday to you loudly and gave me presents one by one. My heart is as happy as a flower. ...

We lit the budding lotus candles around the cake. Suddenly, the petals opened with a brush. I saw a small candle lit on each petal, and a song wishing you a happy birthday rang in the middle of the flower core. Then everyone clapped their hands and blew hard at the candle and laughed. ...

After eating and drinking, I saw that they all became big cream messengers. Then we played with balloons and had a diving competition (jumping from the bed to the floor). There are team competitions and individual competitions, and everyone is sweating.

How time flies! The hands of the clock have pointed to 5 o'clock, and the students are reluctant to wave this Friday.

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1 1 month 19, classmate Jiang Xinyi's birthday. Her mother and all the teachers and students in Class Three (3) held a special birthday party for her.

Before the first class, Jiang Xinyi's mother came to our Class 3 (3) with a big cake in her hand. Before the cake showed its true colors, the teacher asked us to sing a birthday song for Jiang Xinyi, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you …" The loud song echoed in the classroom, and all the teachers and students sent her good wishes!

After singing the birthday song, the cake finally showed its true colors. He Laoshi, Jiang Xinyi's mother and head teacher, personally inserted eight candles for her. Her mother lit birthday candles for her, and He Laoshi asked us to sing a birthday song for her. He Laoshi asked Jiang Xinyi to start, but she made a joke-she said, "Happy birthday to me-get ready!" The whole class burst into laughter, even He Laoshi, who doesn't like to laugh at ordinary times, burst into laughter. Jiang Xinyi had to hold back her laughter and start again: "Happy birthday to you-get ready!" "There was a loud voice in the classroom. At this time, Jiang Xinyi also made a wish with her hands folded.

Then, it came to the center of the birthday party-cutting cakes. He Laoshi picked the candles one by one like a dragonfly, then cut a big cake with a plastic knife and gave it to Jiang Xinyi. The cake is carved with orange cream, and there is a small cherry like red agate on it. How beautiful! Jiang Xinyi took the cake and ate it with alacrity. Then, He Laoshi and Jiang Xinyi's mother cut the remaining cakes into 67 pieces and distributed them to each student in groups.

I took the cake to my seat and couldn't help secretly pleased: my piece was cut too big because of carelessness! Haha, I like cakes best. Give me a big one. Can I be unhappy? I picked up a fork, took a small piece and tasted it carefully. Tut tut, nothing! Because I didn't eat quickly, I didn't finish eating until class. ...

Finally, all the students, teachers and Jiang Xinyi's mother who attended the birthday party took a group photo together on the podium to record our wonderful moments.

This classmate's birthday party is really good! I will remember it forever!