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Who knows the joke that Sister Furong looks in the magic mirror? Please send it.
Sister Furong: Mirror Mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
Mirror: Not you anyway ~
Sister Furong: Who else in the world is more beautiful than me?
Magic Mirror: Sadako, Zhao Benshan, Einstein, Zhang Fei. ......
Sister Furong got angry and beat the magic mirror.
Sister Furong: Mirror Mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
Mirror: It should be you. ...
Sister Furong: Who is the second most beautiful person in the world?
Magic Mirror: Sadako, Zhao Benshan, Einstein, Zhang Fei. ...
Sister Furong got angry again and beat the magic mirror.
Sister Furong: Mirror Mirror, tell me, when is my seductive and sexy face the best?
The mirror snapped into an astronomical telescope: it looks best when you can't see clearly.
Sister Furong: Mirror Mirror, tell me, when is my graceful figure the most elegant?
The mirror "pa" turned into a mirror: the body is most temperamental when it is deformed!
Sister Furong: Mirror, mirror, tell me, which part of my body is the hottest to make a man have a nosebleed?
Mirror: fist!
Sister Furong was so angry that she played the magic mirror again.
Sister Furong: Are you a magic mirror or not? Fake, right?
Magic mirror: I used to be a magic mirror, but I have become a magic mirror after being photographed by you for a few days! !
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