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Infidelity

A woman was lying on the bed having sex with her lover when she suddenly heard her husband opening the door and entering the house. "Quick! Stand in that corner and don't move!" The woman quickly rubbed baby oil all over his body, sprinkled lime powder all over his body, and told him softly, "Stand there and don't move, you just pretend to be a plaster statue." She said. When the husband entered the room, he pointed at something in the corner: "What is that?" The woman said calmly, "Oh! It's just a plaster statue. There is also one in the Cai family's bedroom. I think it's quite beautiful, so I made it too. The couple went home to decorate the statue." The couple stopped talking about the plaster statue until they went to bed. At about two o'clock in the morning, my husband got up and went to the kitchen to eat. When he returned to the room, he had a sandwich and a glass of milk in his hand. He handed it to the plaster statue and said, "Take it and have something to eat! Don't be like me, standing at Cai's house." For three days, I didn’t even have a sip of water.”