Joke sentences describing the girl's measurements

Um ... can you raise your hand silently? ...

Really the kind of strong man ... I cried ...

As for how old they are, I really can't describe them. Probably just buy a very straight shirt 175, which is suitable for you to wear anywhere except the second button on your chest ... but to be honest, it's not surprising that you put it on yourself. ...

More tragically, I didn't really know the underwear size I should wear until today. No wonder I used to feel tight and uncomfortable in underwear. ...

It is suggested that the landlord wants to buy underwear, and he must buy something suitable for himself. Measure his upper and lower bust and subtract it to get the number of cups ~ ~

Shamefully, this fact is too private. ...