Children's word jokes

Humorous people not only tell jokes, but also know jokes told by others. Let's test how high your humor cell index is!

Children's jokes (1) 1. "Jing" said to "Pin": "Is your home not decorated? 」

2. "Husband" said to "Heaven": "I finally look forward to my future! 」

3. "Bear" said to "Neng": "Why are you so poor? All four bear paws are sold! 」

4. "C" said to "II": "When did you marry another person in your family? 」

5. "Ping" said to "Ping": "You are like me, a first-class disabled soldier. 」

6. "Bing" said to "Qiu": "Brother, you stepped on a mine and your leg was blown off? 」

7. The "king" said to the "emperor": "What are the benefits of being an emperor? Look, my hair is all white! 」

8. Sun said to Dan, "When did you learn to skateboard? 」

Children's jokes (2) 1. "You" said to "A": "When did you learn to stand on your head? 」

2. "Towel" said to "coin": "Wearing a doctor's hat is worth a hundred times! 」

3. "Mouth" said to "prisoner": "Someone in your center will go the same way! 」

4. "Mouth" said to "Hui": "Baby, you have been pregnant for so long and didn't say anything! 」

5. "Guo" said to "Naked": "Dude, you'd better not wear clothes! 」

6. "Ye" said to "She": "Be the boss? Take a secretary when you go out! 」

Children's jokes (3) 1, daughter:? Dad, your arithmetic is not as good as mom's! ?

Dad:? Why do you say that?

Daughter:? Every time you report to your mother, she always says it's wrong. Where's the rest of your money?

Dad. . . ...

2. The son asked his father to play with his mobile phone, but he didn't give it. Then, my son said that if you don't give it to me, I won't call you dad!

Dad said don't scream!

After a few seconds, Xiong Haizi said,? Brother, give me your mobile phone to play with. ?

My mother-in-law farted. My one-and-a-half-year-old baby heard the sound, but couldn't find it, so he started looking. Does he still have milk problems in his mouth? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? . . . Oh, mom! The whole family burst into laughter. . .

On the train, I saw a child looking for something everywhere, so I asked him what he was looking for.

Child:? Brother, have you seen my little black ball?

I said no, the goods scratched his head and said:? Never mind, I'll make another one. ?

Then, he put his hand into his nose. . .

5. Son, his father is about to go to primary school: Do you know the meaning that water flows downwards and people go upwards?

Son: For example, if our house leaks, the neighbors downstairs will come up.

6, take my son to eat hot pot, the little guy is very happy. In the process of eating, I always concentrate. Finally, I couldn't help it. Q: Why hasn't the pitaya been served yet? ........

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