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A TV play or a movie. The story of God sending a boat to save you. What's his name?

The story of the priest and God

Once upon a time, there was a very devout priest in a church in a small town. He believes in God and has never been married. At the age of eighty, he was still alone. God saw what the priest did in heaven and was very moved. So god intends to repay the priest.

One night, the priest saw God in his dream. God said to him, "My lovely child, I am very touched that you have been with me in church for so many years.". So I gave you a dream today. There will be a flood in the town tomorrow, and many people will drown. You don't have to be afraid. I will save you then. " The priest woke up in the morning and recalled this dream. He was very happy.

At this moment, a policeman knocked on the church window and shouted, "Father, run!"! There is a flood in the town. It's too late to escape! " "The priest went to the window and looked at it. Sure enough, the streets in the town are flooded, and the flood is still rising. The priest calmly said to the police, you go first. I will wait for God to save me!

The policeman almost got down and left without saying a word. The flood is still rising and entering the church. The priest climbed up the bell tower. Just then, a motorboat came and the rescuers shouted to the priest: Father, if you don't leave, you will be drowned! The priest waved and said, children, you go first. God will save me!

The motorboat is gone, too. The flood is getting higher and higher. Finally, the priest had no choice but to climb to the top of the church, holding the spire and tottering. He looked around, full of water. Where do you think this god went? At this moment, I saw a helicopter coming, even a search and rescue team, searching for the last survival target. The rope ladder was put down on the plane, and the people on the plane shouted to the priest, "Father, grab the rope ladder and come with us. God won't come." The priest still didn't go, and finally-finally drowned.

After his death, the priest's soul went to heaven and saw God. The priest was very angry and asked God: You said you would save me. Why don't you keep your promise? God was also angry: "Why do you feel so stupid?" ? You said I was so busy in the sky that I didn't have time to go in person, so I sent the police, motorboats and helicopters to save you. Don't you want to die if you don't leave? "

When the opportunity comes, you should seize it in time. This is God's arrangement for you!