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Has anyone ever told you to keep goldfish on the wine table?

Ha, ha, ha, I refuse to accept, because so far, on the wine table, my friends have never said that I "keep goldfish", I am talking about others.

When a friend says "you raise fish" to you on the wine table, it means that he thinks you drink too slowly, or when everyone raises their glasses and drinks them off, there is still a little wine left in your glasses. In short, don't follow the footsteps of others at the same table at the speed of your drinking.

I made a big joke on the wine table because of this sentence before. I was a teetotaler before I officially started working. However, after entering the workplace, it is inevitable to accompany the leaders to participate in some large and small entertainment. Drinking is inevitable at this time.

When I first started drinking, I drank slowly because of my limited capacity. When the others at the same table drank it all at once, I could only drink half a cup to show my sincerity, mainly because I couldn't drink enough.

Once on the wine table, someone noticed the wine left in my cup and asked me, "Do you keep fish?" I didn't understand the meaning of this sentence because of my inexperience at that time. Instead, I sincerely replied to each other: "I didn't raise fish." As a result, as soon as I finished this sentence, I regretted it, because everyone at the table laughed and exposed the fact that I was a liquor factory. ?

Now, unless you are really uncomfortable, as long as you drink, you will generally not "raise goldfish." Of course, drinking is not vicious, which is the basic character of wine fields. In the range I can control, it's good to drink and talk about "no goldfish" and have a heart-to-heart drink without driving!

Now, I want to be a greasy uncle in the workplace. "Men drink all the wine" has become the slogan on our wine table, and goldfish owners have become leaders. I don't know why. ......