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Shilin town, Fuling District, Chongqing

Shilin town is located in the west of Fuling District, 20 kilometers away from downtown Fuling, near the Yangtze River, and has been an important water wharf of the Golden Waterway since ancient times. Shilin town was founded in Shilin Post Station in Song Dynasty, with a history of 800 years. Speaking of shilin town, I made a joke. I didn't see the word Lin clearly, so I thought it was Lan. Last time I went to shoot the ancient ice and snow road, I was prompted by a friend to understand. I was careless. I'm sorry.

Shilin town is a veritable ancient town with a history of more than 800 years. Nowadays, ancient town tourism has sprung up in many places, and shilin town is no exception. With a history of more than 800 years, it is being built into an ancient tourist town. Friends who like to visit ancient towns, if interested, why not come here?

Residents living in ancient streets are relatively idle, and playing mahjong has become a form of entertainment for them. Of course, it is not excluded that they play mahjong for leisure. Whether it is entertainment or leisure time, it is undeniable that the happiness index of residents living here is very high. I usually visit villages and towns, and all the people who play mahjong are pure men. I didn't expect that all the people who play mahjong here are women. It seems that playing mahjong is also a folk entertainment that both men and women like to play.

I didn't know the difference between teahouse and mahjong hall before, but I didn't know until I stayed in Chongqing for a long time that teahouse and mahjong hall are close brothers. When drinking tea in a teahouse, most people like to play mahjong, and those who play mahjong must be experienced tea drinkers, and both are indispensable. I can keep up with myself when I drink tea. Playing mahjong is a personal weakness, almost can be said to be mahjong blind. But in order to be closer to local life, I will study hard to play mahjong in the future. I can't be a mahjong god, at least I have to learn to code cards. It's just that most mahjong tables are fully automatic now, and I really don't know whether to play code cards or not.

Pueraria lobata is a folk lucky tree in Chongqing. Where there are people, there will be Pueraria lobata. The longer it grows, the more prosperous it indicates. At present, this kudzu tree is thriving, and I think shilin town is a land of geomantic omen. This tree is more than a hundred years old, and now it is a famous wood protection tree. Take a look at the old Huangge tree. I hope you can also rely on shilin town, a land of geomantic omen, to make a fortune and earn a living.

An ancient stone bridge famous in East Sichuan is enough to prove the profound history of shilin town. I have been to many places, many of which are named Longmen Bridge. The truly brave Longmen Bridge is the most convincing one in shilin town. It is doubtful whether those high-rise houses are resettlement houses or commercial houses. If it is a resettlement house, shilin town residents are really lucky to live in such a luxurious residential area.

The amusement park is said to be a replica of foreigner street in Nan 'an District. It's really ok to take a walk inside, but leaving the downtown area greatly reduces the number of visitors and popularity. The number of people who used to go to foreigner street, whether it was a major festival or an ordinary day, can almost be described as ants moving. However, tourism is a long-term project and it takes time to get familiar with it. People who are familiar with it will come to play. I hope this amusement park can stand the test of time.

Shilin town is not only an ancient town with a long history, but also a big town. Every town far away from the city has its catch-up day. Shilin town has a large population base and crowded streets, which is simply a hundred-day market.

Although I am not a veteran foodie, the smell of roast duck will affect my olfactory system to some extent, not to mention the whole duck, so I dare not look at it again. I failed to live up to my expectations. I was attracted by the traditional food of roast duck, which is full of color and flavor. The saliva in my mouth keeps spinning. If I don't pretend to be gentle, I really have the urge to pick up the whole roast duck and eat it.

Occasionally, a beautiful woman's eyes suddenly light up, and she is a gentle and graceful lady, and a gentleman is very graceful. Normal men face the oncoming beauty without looking at it. People's aesthetic perception is natural and can't be faked. What's more, I'm still a bachelor in my senior year, so I'm not ashamed to be a bachelor. Why pretend to be shy when looking at beautiful women?

Although the school days are chaotic and the grades are average, I will stop to see every place and pass by the local school. Maybe I feel guilty about my poor academic performance in those years. After seeing these buildings for a long time, I was deeply moved. How time flies! Twenty years have passed, and the middle school days of that year ended in ignorance. From a shy teenager with a bit of childishness, he quickly came to the middle-aged uncle now. Innocence is gone, shyness is still there, but Zou Wen on his forehead and crow's feet around his eyes are deeper. Life is still ignorant, life is really a failure.

On the bus from shilin town to Sihe, I don't know where Sihe is. Now that I have seen the words "Sihe", I want to see it when I have time. According to my intuition, Fuling is full of beautiful scenery. Sihe is not bad, it should be worth a visit.

Living in Chongqing for many years, I have basically integrated into the local eating habits. When I am at the scene, I will eat a tofu pudding rice or a bowl of noodles. Of course, if you have a good appetite, add a boiled or fried meat, and a meal will be enough to make you full. At that time, it was already 4: 30 in the afternoon when I arrived in shilin town. It was impossible to eat tofu pudding rice, but there were still noodles.

Recently, because my stomach is a little disappointing, my food is mainly light, so I have to make do with it. I think when I'm not spicy, the hotter I eat, the more enjoyable I am. Now I have to pay attention to everything I eat. A small stomach trouble caused so much trouble. This year's luck is really bad. I hope this stomach trouble will get better soon, otherwise every time I go to a place, I can't eat local food, which is really a pity. I'm glad to have time to take a short trip to shilin town. I didn't visit shilin town carefully because I went to the ancient ice and snow road. I hope to visit this 800-year-old town again next time