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A passage describing the surrounding environment in Robinson Crusoe

1. A group of pirates were blown to an unknown place by the storm, and the last sailor climbed the main mast, found land, and went ashore to rob. What they see is a nation that will not harm people, and they are also treated with friendly hospitality; However, they gave the country a new name because the king officially invaded it and put a rotten board or stone on the tree as a monument. They killed twenty or thirty local people, took a few samples and were pardoned after returning home. In this way, a new field is opened, and its acquisition is nominally sacred. The king immediately sent a ship to that place and wiped out all the people there. Their monarch suffered a lot in order to rob the local people of their gold. The king also gave the green light to all inhuman, greedy and dissolute behaviors, and the whole land was covered with the blood of local residents. This group of fucking hypocrites who have worked so hard and ventured on expeditions are the modern aggressors who have been sent to remould and civilize those barbaric peoples who blindly worship idols. -This is a passage from the last chapter, which is the history of the "civilized" expansion of capitalism.

I tried to stand up, but I couldn't move. I was lying down, only to find that my arms and legs were tightly tied to the ground; My hair is long and thick, and it sticks to the ground. I think there are several ropes tied horizontally from armpit to thigh. I can only look up, the sun is getting hotter and hotter, and the sun hurts my eyes. I heard a lot of noise around, but I just lay there and saw nothing but the sky. After a while, I only felt a living creature crawling on my left leg. It went through my chest and slowly moved forward, almost reaching my chin. I tried to look down with my eyes. It turned out to be a living person less than six inches long, with a bow and arrow in his hand and an quiver on his back. At the same time, I think at least forty identical people (I guess) are following him. I shouted in surprise, scaring them to run back.

Later, someone told me that some of them fell because they jumped from my waist to the ground. But they will be back soon. A person dares to go where he can see my whole face. He raised his hands, looked up, expressed surprise, and shouted in a sharp and clear voice, "Qin Hai?" Bring Gul ",others shouted this sentence several times, but I didn't understand what they meant at that time. Readers can believe that lying like this has made me very uncomfortable, and finally I struggled to get rid of the bondage. I was lucky enough to break the rope at once and pull out the wooden nail that tied my left arm to the ground. I raised my left arm in front of me and found out how they tied me up. At this time, I pulled hard, although it hurt, but I still loosened the rope that tied my hair on the left, so that I could turn my head a little more than two inches. But before I could catch them, they ran away; They shouted in unison. After the shouting, I heard a man shout, "Brother Tauren? funak”; Blink of an eye, I felt a hundred arrows hit my left hand, stabbing me like a needle; Then they shoot into the sky for a while, just like we Europeans throw bombs. I thought many arrows landed on me (although I didn't think so), and some landed on my face, so I quickly covered my face with my left hand. After the arrow rain passed, I groaned sadly. After a while, I struggled to leave. They shot another arrow longer than the one they just released, and someone tried to stab me in the waist with a spear. Fortunately, I was wearing a leather vest, so they couldn't get in.

Because I'm worried that if I wear a coat, the hem of the coat may scratch the roof or eaves of the house. Everything is ready. It's time. I bid farewell to my master, housewife and their whole family. Tears welled up in my eyes and I felt very sad. On the one hand, out of curiosity, on the other hand, out of friendship with me (I may not be conceited in saying this), my master decided to send me aboard at the seaside and invited some friends nearby to go with him. I had to wait for the high tide for more than an hour, and then I saw the wind blowing right at me. I'm going to sail to the island and say goodbye to my master again. But just as I was about to bend down to kiss its hoof, it gave me a special look and gently raised the hoof to my mouth. It's not that I don't know. I just mentioned this matter and was criticized; My detractors all think that such an excellent "Hui Hui" can't give such a great honor to a lower animal like me. I have never forgotten that some travelers like to brag about what special treatment they have received. However, if these people who accuse me are interested in the nobility of wisdom,

With a deeper understanding of polite people, they will change their views immediately.

Sorry, I only found three.