How to humorously refuse to send red envelopes (4 weird ways to refuse red envelopes)

Is there still a phenomenon of hospitals giving red envelopes to doctors?

There is still an endless stream of patients with "old ideas".

In such a situation,

How will you choose to refuse?

Among the 4 "weird" sayings revealed below, which one will you choose?

1

"I'm sorry, I'm allergic to red envelopes"

This is me

I have been allergic to red envelopes since I was a child

I get a rash when I touch it

"Allergens" are very dangerous

If you don't believe me, try it

I fell to the ground when I touched the red envelope

Sir and madam, please keep the red envelope away from me

2

"The hospital is full of cameras, so you can't use it"

Tell the person who gave you the red envelope People

Hospitals are equipped with surveillance equipment

If it is filmed and recorded

A "one-day trip to the police station" is coming soon

Let Zhizhi The person who gave you a red envelope

Received the eyes of "justice"

Feeling like you are exposed to 360-degree surveillance

How dare you bribe the doctor ?

3

"I don't accept the color red, I will go crazy when I see red"

We humans all have our own color preferences

I don’t like this red color

It gives me a headache when I see it

I hope you can understand me, aunt

If you meet a patient who insists on giving red envelopes

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I can only become a "Spanish Bull"

I dislike the color red the least

If you put a red envelope in front of my eyes

I will I'm about to hit someone

4

"My monthly salary is too much, your red envelope is not enough for my gas money"

When a patient gives it to you When receiving red envelopes

You can also "show off your wealth" boldly

Express that you do not need to receive red envelopes

"Did you see the cool sports car in front of the hospital?

I bought that with my salary~”

Your red envelope is not even enough for my gas money

Master, please keep the red envelope

In addition, I will give you 300 yuan for taxi fare

The only side effect of using this kind of rhetoric is that

colleagues will come to you to borrow money

Use it with caution

Today’s topic

If a patient wants to give you a red envelope, how will you choose to refuse?

Tell the medical sister quickly~

The medical sister has something to say

The medical sister is very excited when she sees these 4 "talking skills", which one will you choose? Woolen cloth? In fact, there are many "uninformed" patients in the hospital who often think that they can get "special treatment" by giving "extra benefits" to us doctors.

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