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That's what you do when you show your mother's double eyelids in your primary school composition. Have you ever been cheated by a pupil?
On June 9th, 10, a rag in Weibo forwarded some pictures of primary school compositions. The article "My Mother" is full of "enlightenment" to my mother:
"Mom's double eyelids are made in the shop", "Mom always talks about losing weight, but never loses weight", "Mom loves beauty and spends an hour on her face" and "wears a mask while playing with her mobile phone" ...
Well, being a mother is not easy. A child's words are like slamming the door and crying. ...
Once she changed a new pair of glasses to meet a friend, who took her child who had just entered the first grade of primary school. As soon as Xiong Haizi met, he said, "Auntie ...". When she first heard these two words, she was secretly unhappy (although she really should call me that), and the next sentence was even more critical: "Your glasses are really ugly!"
Whoops, these are glasses I bought for a long time, and they were called "ugly" by primary school students when I came up!
Most importantly, the child's mother said, "Don't worry, the child is talking nonsense." Well, "children talk nonsense" means "I'm sorry, children always tell the truth, hahaha"
Of course, this kind of "pit" is not really angry. In front of children, it is true and false. What I like is what I like, and what I hate is what I hate. Although it is embarrassing sometimes, I really envy them when I think about it.
Maybe in the future, when children talk about this generation of parents, they will say:
"My mother always told me to go to bed early and still play games at night."
"As soon as my mother washed my clothes, my father taught me to do my own thing, but he didn't even wash smelly socks."
……
"Exposing shortcomings" belongs to "exposing shortcomings", but it also shows that in the eyes of children, what you look like, he/she loves you; Children love you the most.
Yao Zhitian Wen, nicknamed Vagrancy, is a master of communication at China Renmin University and a psychosomatic physician. Cognitive upgrading, living high. Personal micro signal: rryy314; ; Wechat official account: love-knowledge.
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