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2022 Classic Shoumai Quotations Collection

In daily study, work and life, it is inevitable for everyone to come into contact with famous quotations. Quotations are short and concise and do not emphasize literary and artistic qualities. In fact, many friends are not sure what kind of quotations are good quotations. The following is a collection of 2022 classic shout-out quotations that I have compiled for you. You are welcome to share them. 2022 Classic Shoumai Quotations Collection 1

1. New forces, the land of kings, the gods are shocked and the ghosts cry, the powerful people value loyalty, and those who do unrighteousness will be autistic.

2. The sky is clear and the smoke has passed. No matter whether I was right or wrong, I still persist. I am just a passerby.

3. Hoeing, I say it’s noon! Drops of sweat, soil under the grass! Who knew, that plate of Chinese food! Every grain of grain, he has worked hard!

4. The sky is covered with snow in the twelfth lunar month of winter, and the plum blossoms come from the severe cold snow. Only when I write your name in my heart do I know how wild I am.

5. The Tao is not Tao, and the devil is not a demon. In Penglai Fairyland, you can collect mandos. If your power dies, your power will live. Draw your sword to kill all the demons.

6. You live in your society, I am rich and I am noble, and our perfume does not violate toilet water.

7. My grandson is simple and ancient. Plowing and cutting are done in good time, and the clothes and hats are the same as those of the world. I often get up early at home, worrying about the country and wishing for a prosperous year. The words reached the emperor and his ministers, and his stomach was filled with scriptures.

8. The coach had an accurate comment on the girl who took the driver’s license test with me: nod your head three times when starting, pump hard when turning, listen to the sound when reversing, don’t look back if you don’t make a noise, and you will only get over the pits if there are any pits, but you won’t overturn them if there are no pits. Stone.

9. The cold light is coming, the wind is like a thorn, the spear is coming out, the dragon is sweeping across thousands of armies, the overlord, the immortal Buddha is killed.

10. The furthest road I have traveled is your routine. I'm really sorry if this tricked you, I did it on purpose.

11. Cut off the water with a knife and the water will flow again. I don’t ask for despicable people. Even if I am trapped and diving, there will always be a leader one day.

12. When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives.

13. The emperor wears a military uniform and kills the enemy with his sword. His kingly demeanor is unrivaled and is unparalleled in the world.

14. Don’t make trouble. It’s true. We just drank some wine together. We drank too much and talked nonsense. We are just good friends. What are you doing? I’m sorry. I don’t know what I did wrong. You’re fine. , I don’t deserve it, forget me, next one!

15. Sword-opening style, fighting a pack of wolves, all forces surrender as soon as they appear, humans and ghosts lose, demons rise, and the soul-eating banner has been hoisted.

16. Look at how big and round these dumplings are. Doesn’t it look like your face is fat and round?

17. The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, I want to eat spicy chicken drumsticks.

18. Who can dominate this world? The new force of voice king. If you are greedy for money, greedy for sex, and greedy for fame and fortune, the forces will always abandon you.

19. I can cry but you can’t stop. If you stop, you can’t.

20. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add filters, whitening, and smoothing the skin. When you don’t like someone, it will change to the original image instantly!

21. Killing immortals and Buddhas, fighting like demons, who has stopped for me?

22. The power is crazy, the power is resentful, the power is great and the god appears, the power is crazy, the power is fierce, the power kills people with double pupils.

23. The rolling Yangtze River is like boiling water, and the waves are scalding your mouth.

24. If there is no light in the east but light in the west, you will be the same as you are.

25. You are too busy surviving to see your parents! Light a cigarette and remember yesterday! You are lonely, staring at the moon palace immortals! I have seen all the white eyes in the world and witnessed the superficiality of people!

26. Others don’t eat in anger, but you eat two bowls in anger.

27. The joy is when I wake up in the morning and think I have grown taller, but when I look carefully, I find that the quilt is lying horizontally.

28. Have you eaten yet? Go to bed early. Wear more clothes and drink hot water. The battery is out, just turned it on. I have been thinking about you just now. This thing is a bit expensive. I had a meeting today and I am very tired after a busy day. That girl is my sister.

29. Seeing the power, the gods and ghosts cry. Now the dragon has been slain and the sky is against the sky. The powerful people are killing, how can the sparks compete with the sun and the moon?

30. Xiaodi, the fourth king of Daqiang, was once inseparable from each other, but the road was rough and the journey was long and confusing.

31. Who protects the road to the emperor? Brothers of life and death work hard together to master the difficulty and fight for the road to the king.

32. You expect your friends to make a fortune and support you every day. It’s funny. What kind of ghosts do your friends look like? You don’t know how to do it yourself.

33. If you break your halberd and don’t do it again, you’ll give up your writing and read it outdoors. You used to be the master of the wind and rain, but now you have to go to the war.

34. The cries of ghosts and howls of wolves shook the nine provinces, and they drew swords and asked to cut through the nine secluded places. Even if the devil is Chi You, how can he be free from being trapped in reincarnation?

35. If a boy is strong, the girl will support the wall; if a girl is strong, the boy will lie flat on his back.

36. My sister’s legs are not legs, they are spring water on the banks of the Seine. My sister’s back is not my back, it’s a Bulgarian rose. My sister’s waist is not her waist, it’s Saburo’s machete that kills me. My sister’s mouth is not her mouth, it’s the clear water under the Anhe Bridge.

37. Tender love comes in pairs, and I still cling to you. The emperor is drunk on you tonight, and our love is only worthy of you.

38. I wish to be a winged bird in heaven. Xiaoying and I have made peace together and will grow old together hand in hand. Don’t run away when we quarrel.

39. We once made a career in audio together, and I worked very hard on audio. Our brotherly friendship is heart-to-heart, and our relationship is as good as gold.

40. From ancient times to the present, people have achieved success and put their worldly affairs behind them! Maybe one day, you will return to work, be kind to others, learn from each other and have a smile on your face! Water the flowers, walk the dog, and twist your waist in the square! Play chess, read newspapers, and chat about worldly affairs!

41. Holding a cup in hand, asking the sky, I cut through the clouds and smoke with four moves in my sad dream. The sword is sheathed, the sky is stained with blood, and there are thousands of dead souls under my hands.

42. Looking back five hundred years ago, your smile broke my heart. I went to the Buddha and asked about the three lives. The Buddha said that you and I will never have a share in this life. I asked how to obtain Yixin, and the Buddha said that you will go to the eighteenth level of hell. In order to embrace you forever, I will plunge into hell. From then on, I lived with ghosts.

43. After all the hardships, I finally met you, but you have become the Emperor of Martial Arts. I laugh at the Thousand Years of Acacia Network, and the Buddha said that your fate has long since ended. I seek fate in the eighteen fiery hells, and I am willing to pass through mountains of swords and seas of fire for you. Everything is just a dream. I treat you sincerely and say that the fate has been broken. From now on, I can only be on the eighteenth floor. Love and hate are just one thought, but people will change after a thousand years. I shed a tear and turned into a ruthless stone.

44. Don’t be surprised when the king comes to the world. The top of the king is in China.

45. If half of the people in the world say you are ugly, don’t be discouraged. At least your reputation is quite high.

46. Staring into the distance, looking to the end of the world, waiting for you to see the long flowing water. If you don’t come, I don’t dare to grow old.

47. The Soul-Eating Sword has not been washed. Now the power has risen. Who can do it? Know why. The power of the sword soul will take care of you.

48. Broken heart, betrayal of righteousness, who will take care of the pain in my heart? Can it be a thing of the past? Can my brother know my intention?

49. Whether the voice can be put down, who can do it? I am afraid of the road of kings, and my voice will always dominate the world.

50. No matter how tiring or difficult it is, just treat yourself as a two-hundred-and-fifty person; no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person.

51. A woman’s greatest pride is not how many men she has owned, but how many women a man has rejected for you!

52. Who protects the road of the emperor? Brothers in life and death are careful. Work together to master the difficulty and fight for the road to become the king.

53. A man’s greatest pride is not how many women he has slept with, but how many women are willing to let you sleep with him for a lifetime.

54. If you don’t hold the cup of milk tea for one day, you will be lonely and have no one to chase you. The moonlight is so beautiful today, I want to eat spicy chicken drumsticks.

55. Who is the sword? Who is the sword? Who is the sword?

56. Xiang Wan felt unwell and drove to Guyuan. The sunset is infinitely beautiful, but it’s almost dusk.

57. Wang Di, Ah Si, don’t make any noise. Daqiang is very distressed. The vast sea of ??people is looking for you. Don’t forget to be a good brother.

58. On the jade stone platform, the blood is like a wound, and the rose blood pool is still young at night. It has been like this since ancient times. Who is afraid of death among powerful people?

59. I am thirsty for wine and love Jiang Qing. Sit firmly on the soft sand, wake up drunk on the cold stone. The picnic meal is accompanied by the tent, and the Chinese sound is pronounced from Ling. After a few cups, you have already sent Shen Ming away.

60. Young people are frivolous and want to fight against the sky, slay demons and demons and want to become immortals. If they are smart and courageous, they will definitely stand at the top one day.

61. I have loneliness and strong alcohol. Are you willing to follow me? Are you willing to get drunk and then run to freedom?

62. How can an emperor lose when one person cries? Ten people laugh, the emperor fights alone in this royal way. A hundred people are strange, how can an emperor be defeated by ten thousand people? With thousands of people chasing after him, how can an emperor destroy everything? Thousands of people support him, but no one understands the emperor's heart.

63. Patrick Star, Patrick Star, I am the gorilla sent by God to protect you.

64. The leather factory will collapse and my sister-in-law will run away. My love for you will last until I grow old.

65. There are more and more monsters in the world, and there are fewer and fewer Tang Monk. If you can't be stunningly beautiful, then let's be ugly. Actually, I'm not fat, I'm just too lazy to lose weight.

66. If the moon doesn’t sleep, you won’t sleep. You are the bald girl in the world. I can't afford it if the sun doesn't rise. I'm great.

67. If you don’t occupy this imperial city, you won’t become famous for your voice. Instead of fighting for the voice, he decided to leave the imperial city.

68. This year is a year worth remembering. This year we have flowers, tears, wind and sunshine, and stormy seas.

69. In anger, one travels to the Tiger Mountain without fear of the fishy wind and slaughters living beings. In the anger of God, there is no daylight, and the waves are like duckweeds.

70. The rain of fireworks is so beautiful. The new power in the land of kings has a name and a name. The emperor has lost love in his life.

71. Talking about the past and promising the future, the rest of your life may not be wonderful! Have a dream, find a stage, have a big heart, and the road is long! world! Things are unpredictable. If you try too hard, you will sink the cauldron and sink the boat. Three thousand Vietnamese armor can swallow up the Cao Cao!

72. Life is destined for love. I am glad to have known you. I regard you as my life. I will fight for whoever dares to touch you.

73. Those eyes are gentler than water. My daughter-in-law’s little shadow is so beautiful. I regret hurting you. The flowers on the roadside have withered.

74. Day after day! Year after year! Switching seasons! Black and white changes! It’s been a year! Yesterday’s ideal! Confused today! Youth makes dreams come true! But I have witnessed the brilliance of others!

75. Add chicken drumsticks for lunch and the biggest cup of milk tea. 2022 Classic Shoumai Quotations Collection 2

1. Why do you want to stop what you are doing. Will you die if you don’t read this message? You stupid ass, do you have any brain? Even reading such boring text messages. Really tasteless.

2. I want to share everything with you, because apart from you I can never find another woman who matches me.

3. Do you know? Loving you is not easy. When I was intoxicated in the world of love and enjoying the sweetness of love, I also deeply realized how difficult it is to love someone.

4. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! My dear, please accompany me until the end of time, okay?

5. I am happy and worry-free with you. I am really infatuated with you. I am worried and sad for you. I have also been heartbroken and obsessed with you. I dare not change my heart. Don’t be too suspicious. I have spent a lot of time writing it. I am most afraid that you are. Unintentionally.

6. Loving you for ten thousand years is my pursuit; loving you for a thousand years is my desire; and kissing you once is the happiest time in my life; promise me, marry Give it to me!

7. I am waiting for your heart with my infatuation. No matter how hard it is, I will not give up. Don’t make me sad. You are my sweetheart. This means that I sincerely hope to win your heart. I wish you happiness and have no conscience. !

8. Loving someone means that when you dial the phone, you suddenly don’t know what to say. It turns out that you just want to hear that familiar voice. It turns out that what you really want to unplug is just a string in your heart.

9. Love has no way out, hate is ruthless. There is no destiny to miss each other, and there is no share to love each other. We have known each other before and hate to say goodbye. Without wind and rain, without being in the same boat, there will be no result. Love is far away, I have no worries, I only love you.

10. Those who leave most quickly are always the most beautiful scenery; those who are hurt the most are always those with the most true feelings.

11. Raindrops will turn into coffee, and seeds will bloom into roses. Traveling is a kind of date, and parting is to experience the taste of loneliness. It’s not that there is no one to accompany you. It’s just that you don’t get drunk after drinking coffee. Tired, it will break when the rain touches it, but you are the only one who is still perfect.

12. The grass is green when the wind blows, and the flowers bloom when the rain moistens them; in the festival of 520, our love is greener than the grass and more beautiful than the flowers blooming!

13. How many times have you appeared in my dreams, how many times have I called you in my heart alone, I just want to hold your hand and walk along the road of life, how great love is, get married!

14. The flowers float and the water flows. One kind of lovesickness, two places of idle sorrow. There is no way to eliminate this feeling, so I just frown, but it is in my heart.

15. Loving you for ten thousand years is my pursuit; loving you for a thousand years is my desire; and kissing you once is the happiest thing in my life!

16. If you like someone, your heart should become more peaceful and sincere. You don’t have to expect how many points you can receive. You only care about whether you have given completely, even if you are completely injured.

17. Hold the child’s hand and kiss the child. Hold your son's hand and sleep with him. Hold your son's hand and grow old together. Holding my son's hand, what else can I ask for?

18. Loving you is so inexplicable, so unyielding, I know I will not be your only one in this life, but you are the love of my life!

19. Destiny made us meet and let me indulge in your eyes. I want to be with you and block the wind and rain of your life for you. Please believe that I will make your life full of happy memories!

20. Liking someone is a feeling. Not liking someone is a fact. Facts are easy to explain, but feelings are hard to describe. My love for you is equally indescribable, I love you.

21. I would like all the cold winds in winter to blow towards me, and all the rain and snow to drift towards me! Let me create a warm clear sky for you! My dear, may your winter be free of wind, frost, rain and snow, only happiness and warmth!

22. I don’t know if you are doing well today, but my situation is not good. I just feel that you are the one buzzing around, left and right, inside and outside my mind. Do you miss me?

23. I really hope that the path has no end, just keep walking hand in hand, let us walk together through every Valentine's Day in our future lives!

24. I don’t know when, but I have learned to rely on you. You are a harbor where I can rely on and rest!

25. I miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, put you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.

26. There is a person in this world who is always waiting for you. No matter when or where you are, you know that there is always such a person.

27. I used to be thin-skinned, and love made me shameless. You are the enchantment that I can’t walk through. Facing you, I am vulnerable. I take off my disguise and raise my hands, walking from prisoner to prisoner. slave.

28. Meeting you in the vast sea of ??people is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true love.

29. I always nod my head when we meet. It’s always hard to say something. The moment our eyes meet, I feel your tenderness.

30. A piece of candy, I want to share the sweetness with you! A joke, I want to share the happiness with you! A prayer for me to share the future with you! My dear, I just want to be happy with you forever! 2022 Classic Shoumai Quotations Collection 3

1. Quietly, I fell in love with you! Love is straightforward and does not require fancy language. Believe in the feeling, you are the only one in my life. If you stick to your faith and give true love, you won’t regret it. Do you understand me?

2. The love is long, the heart is long, when will you stop loving deeply? When to rest, when to rest, I won’t let go even if my head is broken and bleeding; love is in my heart, love is in my mouth, and I am silent in my heart; I am only worried about you in this life.

3. I am waiting for your heart with my infatuation. I will not give up my heart no matter how hard it is. Don’t make me sad. You are my sweetheart. This means that I sincerely hope to win your heart. I wish you happiness and have no conscience. !

4. After finally getting through the long night, you wake up and find that your heart has already flown to your bed. I saw your lazy sleepiness; it was so beautiful that I couldn't bear to wake you up. I gently hold your face and find that you are awake, so I can't help but say I love you!

5. You, my dear, stole my love and my heart. I decided to take you to court. What crime should I sentence you to? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: I sentence you to me for life.

6. Like is just a touch of love. Love is deep liking. I hope I don’t have to send you home in the future, but we can go back to our home together.

7. Be happy every day, have less regrets, indulge every day, be less entangled. If it is the end, grasp happiness in the present. I wish you, my dear, will be happier, you who truly love you will be happier, and you who love each other will be happier. More affectionate, no regrets in the last year with you.

8. A chance encounter made me meet you, and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to tell you. But I am afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment and hope to see you soon. I really love you.

9. No matter when you are, no matter where you are, no matter what you do; please remember: I will always support you and be with you all the time, because you are the person I love most!

10. You gave me the entire starry sky so that I can come and go freely. What I enjoy is a deep and broad love! My love for you is like a letter without a return address. I only know how to send it, but I know there is no way to receive anything.

11. Last night I asked a mosquito to find you, let it tell you that I miss you, and asked it to kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You ask me how deeply I love you? The big bag represents my heart!

12. A little, a little less than tomorrow. Love you more every day! No matter how far the kite flies, the string is always in the hands of the kite maker. No matter where I am, my heart will always be with you!

13. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the ups and downs we have gone through with you. If there are only three minutes left, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left, I will say I am 60 times. Love you!

14. There is always a scene in life called encounter, and there is always a story in life called staying together. Life is just a play. Now, I invite you to be the protagonist and act opposite me.

15. If life is a straight line, and if our lives are destined to be two straight lines that do not intersect, then I will also be the parallel line closest to you, giving you warmth and comfort when you are lonely. help.

16. Spring is here, the grass is lovesick, the flowers are in love, the butterflies are married, and the rabbit mother’s babies are all grown up. What are you waiting for? Come fall in love with me!

17. My dear, since I saw you, I am like a cabbage soaked in a vinegar vat, and my heart is frozen. When you answer my call, I am like a cabbage that has been run over by a wheel, and my heart is broken; when you take the initiative to call, I am like a cabbage that has been cut open by a knife, and I am happy.

18. I am a small boat filled with love for you. I have weathered storms, swam through dangerous shoals, and rowed toward you regardless of risk. You will always be my mooring shore, you will always be my shelter from the wind.

19. There is something you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become a gift to me. I get great satisfaction every time I use it. I will use it forever unless you again Give me a handful.

20. Fate, let me meet you. Feeling makes me like you. Missing you reminds me of you. Heartache, let me remember you. Time, let me fall in love with you. In my heart, everything is you. It's just that you are missing around me.

21. A leaf is full of affection for the roots, a cloud flutters with dependence on the sky, a message condenses all the wishes, a sentence is worth a thousand words, a heart represents me I care about you and love you all my life.

22. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love You Saibei's snow. Sorry, the cassette is gone.

23. No matter when you are, no matter where you are, no matter what you do; please remember: I will always support you and be with you all the time, because you are the person I love most!

24. Morning is the beginning of beauty, and night is the end of troubles. Sunny days give you all happiness, and rainy days wash away all sadness. Rain or shine, morning or night, I wish you happiness every day!

25. There is a kind of melody called a note. It is the happiness you gave me. It floats in my memory all the time, allowing my romantic talent to play a beautiful picture of love. My dear, here Beautiful season, you are my most precious wealth in life.