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The joke that makes your boyfriend happy is very short.

My boyfriend bought a kitten and was very happy. He also said, "My brother is really good to you." Boyfriend: "Aren't you very kind to me?" Kitten: "I am good to you!" " Boyfriend: Do you talk much? Kitten: "How do you know I'm listening to you?" "

1. When your boyfriend is angry, hit him with your hand.

He replied without thinking: I'm sorry. I don't know why I slapped him, but it didn't seem to affect him. He's really pathetic. Before he could say he was sorry, there was nothing. He had to pack his bags silently and get on the bus. I drove him to the station ... when I came back, my brother said he was sorry. My brother: You are miserable!

My wife bought an expensive dress, and she was reluctant to throw it away.

One day, my wife asked me, "Why don't you buy it?" Me: "Buy it." The wife said, "If you want to buy it, I'll give you two choices, either you don't have to wear it or you can wear it." Me: "How do you know I'm not wearing it?" Me: "Because your cheap dress is too expensive!" " " ! Wife: "Of course! It's just a little expensive! "

An old friend often takes a boy to play. Boys will bring them a playing card, and girls will leave them for boys to play with.

Later, when old friends played with new friends, he brought the boy a new generation card to play poker. In the beginning, boys always lose the most. Later, when he found that he had won many times, he stopped playing. One day he went to a classmate's party and asked his old friend to bring his new generation card. The boy didn't expect his old friend to give his business card to his new friend.

I think the most pitiful person in the world is the one who has money and is tortured to death by his family without going to the hospital for treatment.

My husband came to see me when he was in hospital. The doctor asked my husband how he was now, if he was in a bad mood and fell asleep. I asked the doctor how is your husband now? Doctor: The situation is not very serious. We are resting at home now. Husband asked: What's the situation? Doctor: At that time, I thought he was blaming himself and said that I was very ill. Now that he is suddenly hospitalized, he finds himself really useless.