Interesting homophonic story short story

Interesting homophonic stories are as follows:

Article 1:

There is a very poor farmer. Once, he went to sell vegetables, hoping to make some money, so he changed the price of vegetables a lot.

Someone likes to be greedy and cheap, so he bought more than ten kilograms of vegetables (the farmer actually gave only five kilograms) and said to him, "This dish is really cheap! That's very kind of you! " The farmer said to him, "I'm flattered." "Jam? What do you mean? Are you scolding me? " The man argued that he didn't listen to a farmer's argument, but turned around and took the money he had just given to the farmer and returned the food to the farmer. In this way, the farmer's business went from bad to worse, and finally he died because he had no money to treat the disease.

Article 2:

When Wang Xizhi was a magistrate, he received a petition from a village that a squire used a small piece of wasteland to let him bury his father, stating that he only needed a pot of wine, but later insisted on a lake of wine. Wang Xizhi went to visit the squire's home. The squire heard his name and wanted Mo Bao, so he treated him warmly. Wang Xizhi wrote a biography of Le Yi for him. The squire was overjoyed and asked him what gift he would give in return. Wang Xizhi said, "It's just a live goose".

Taigong immediately picked up a live goose and sent it to the mansion, but Wang Xizhi's face fell and said, "It was said to be a river goose at that time. Why did you only send one? " It turns out that the local dialect "live" and "river" are homophonic. The squire quickly argued, "My Lord, geese are counted by birds, never by rivers!" " With a sneer, Wang Xizhi took out a complaint from a villager and said, "Since only geese are counted, can the wine be counted by the lake?" The squire knew he was wrong and had to admit it.

Article 3:

In ancient times, there was a joke that a person who donated a class (a person who donated money to get a position) went to see his boss. The boss asked, "How is your local culture?" The donation class replied: "There is no strong wind and less dust." Q: "What about the people?" Answer: "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots."

Donate a class to answer irrelevant questions. The boss got angry and shouted, "Bastard, I asked Li Shu." The classroom donors trembled with fear and quickly replied, "There are many pear trees, but few fruits." The boss patted the table with a smile and shouted, "I didn't ask pears and apricots, I asked Wang!" " "

Donate classes and quickly stand up and say, "My humble nickname is dog." The boss was so ridiculous that he shook his head again and again: "Dog, dog, you are really a dog!" " "

Article 4:

At the end of Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty, a scholar from a county took an exam, and suddenly there was a cicada singing in the quiet examination room. The invigilator found that cicadas came from the examinee's hat, so he opened his hat and saw several cicadas still chirping. Zhang Sheng admitted that when he left home this morning, his father put the cicada in his hat and said that the cicada could win the first prize on the head. Just now, the cicada made his head itch, so he scratched it a few times and the cicada called away.

Hearing this, the invigilator was amused and angry, so he disqualified Zhang for violating discipline and wrote a poem: "The first place is not the first place, all because of my father's good reputation." Qiu Chan doesn't know his name. Superstition is a sign of losing his reputation. "

Article 5:

One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he hesitated because there was no Geely license plate number in the garage. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess with it. Not bad! " The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got out of the car angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit the car, but as soon as he got out of the car, he left in despair. It turns out that the license plate of this car is 44944.