High IQ funny brain teasers

Using brain teasers in class can train students' thinking, enliven the atmosphere and adjust their emotions. Next, I will share with you some funny brain teasers with high IQ. I hope you like them.

High IQ funny brain teaser recommendation

1. If you had a pair of wings, what would you do? A: Go to the hospital.

2. Who is the king of beasts? Answer: the director of the zoo

Cosmetics can make a woman's face beautiful, but who will make her face ugly? Answer: the person who pays.

Xiaoming bought a 75-yuan item with a hundred yuan, but the boss only gave him five yuan. Why? Answer: He only gave it to 80 yuan.

5. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? Answer: water.

6. What is the answer to123? This is a number.

7. Farmers have 10 cows and only 19 horns. Why? Answer: One of them is a rhinoceros.

8. The fat lady has an amazing weight. Husband told her to lose weight, but one day, she went to weigh herself, and the pointer pointed to zero. Husband still told her to lose weight. Why? Answer: the pointer turns once and then points to zero, of course, it has to be reduced.

9. A cat ran away when it saw a mouse. Why? Answer: It's normal. The cat is chasing a mouse.

10. Who was the first person I saw when I woke up after the explosion? Answer: terrible.

1 1. How many times did Ms. Zhang play four-character idioms after her divorce? A: The former husband (work) is exhausted.

12. Why do hens have short legs? Answer: When laying eggs standing, it is easy to break them when you are high from the ground.

13. Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices? Answer: Divers

14. Xiao Zhang was driving and accidentally hit a telephone pole. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? A: He drove the body.

15. Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper. Why does he often look at his classmates? Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher.

16. Where can I see the biggest moon? Answer: On the moon.

17. Ancient sages in China once soaked their blue coats in the Yellow River. What happened? Answer: wet.

18.？ What? Sea? No advantage? A: The sea of suffering is boundless.

19. Cosmetics can make a woman's face beautiful, but who will make her face ugly? Answer: the person who pays.

Lily is playing with the dog. Suddenly, she saw the puppy getting smaller and smaller. What is the reason? Answer: The puppy ran away from Xiaoli, farther and farther away.

Classic brain teaser sharing

1. What tigers don't eat people? Answer: autumn tiger

Stones and tomatoes hit the head, which hurts. Answer: headache.

3. What is the longest car? Answer: Traffic jam.

4. What is the fastest speed? Answer: One step to heaven.

5. When did you run fastest? A: When in a hurry.

6. Xiao Ming is full, why is he still drinking water? Answer: I fell into the water.

7. What is beyond the earth? Answer: the universe

8. How many NBA championships did Michael Jordan lead the Bulls to win? Answer: Six times.

9. This room is square, with doors and no windows. It's very hot outside, and the room is frosted. Do you play with electrical appliances? Answer: refrigerator

10. What's one plus one? Answer: equal to? Wang?

1 1. I went to see a movie in Mong Kok this afternoon. When I got to Mong Kok, I couldn't see anyone. Why? Answer: Not half of them.

12. What fish can't be eaten? Answer: wooden fish

13. What should I do if the raw rice is cooked? Answer: Eat.

14. There is hair on the top, hair on the bottom, and hair at night. An organ of the human body. Answer: eyes

15. If the zoo is on fire, which animal will escape first? Answer: people

16. Valentine's Day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards should I send to a woman to please her? Answer: Credit card.

17. What should you do first if you want to realize your dream? Answer: wake up.

18. Two people share five apples. What is the fairest? Answer: squeeze into juice

19. Why does the egret warbler always shrink one foot when sleeping? Answer: if you shrink your feet, you will fall.

20. Mr. Huang, who was lovelorn, took to the streets on a dark night for a month. He stood between two headlights and the car roared by, but he was unscathed. Why? Answer: There are two motorcycles walking side by side.

Classic joke sharing

1, it snows this year! There is no shame in losing it. Don't embarrass Henan! What do you think of Inner Mongolia? Show Jilin! Let people from other provinces and cities see our Henan! Let Henan mix in the north in the future! It is still above zero at this time! Who are you wiping your face with?

Will you go in autumn? Will you come in winter? Where are you two dating? Reluctant to go, whine. It's hot and cold all day.

We are all innocent. You two need to establish a relationship as soon as possible. Talk it over, or forget it in the spring! All cooling for the purpose of not snowing is hooliganism.

2、? Brother Emma, drink Lafite, it's delicious! ?

? I have to do this. I am a Confucian businessman, educated, not a local tyrant. This Lafite is 82 years old. I wonder if it has expired. This pig's trotters are just bought. Come on, chew one while it's hot ?

3. A gangster robbed a bank and caught a hostage after a fierce battle with the police, thinking it was over: no bullets! Whatever. Order first.

He pointed to the hostage's head and said to the police, I'm out of bullets. Give me some bullets quickly!

4.a: Technology is developing too fast now. Maybe one day, TV can be voice-controlled. You don't have to walk over and say anything if you want to turn it off.

Are you 2B again? What if someone says something on TV? Turn it off? What the fuck are you looking at?

Today, the boss said he would go to the northeast, and a colleague couldn't help singing: The boss drove to the northeast.

I'm stupid. Next: Fight?

And then it was gone.