A very popular collection of short sentences about local love stories (6 1)

"There is something on your face. What is this? A little beautiful. " Some corny love words are actually not corny at all, but provocative. Love words of the earth can humorously express inconvenient meanings through jokes. Can you "tease" your favorite object with earthy love words? In the column, I collected and sorted out "the very popular short sentences of earthy love stories". Please share it with your friends after reading!

1, "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

2. I miss you if I don't make progress.

Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

My rent is due. Can I live in your heart?

5. I have super powers and like you very much.

6. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no room for you.

7. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you."

8. "Shh, listen." "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

9. Do you know which god I like best? Your eyes ~

10 Why did you get me drunk? Because you are intoxicating.

1 1. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

12, I asked you why you like you. The answer is that when I am with you, I want to grow old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.

I'm as sure as a gun. Why? No kissing.

14. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

15 I'm drinking coffee. Coffee says I don't love you?

16, I am really a playboy. I like you every day and every one of you.

17, "Happy Mother's Day!" I am not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child!"

18, "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

19, others are changing their minds, and from the first moment I saw you, I never stopped being a thief.

20. This is beef, this is pork, and you are my heart.

2 1, I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do. I won't leave you.

22. I think you are like a game "My World".

23. Me: "Are you tired?" You: "Not tired." Me: "But you have been running in my heart all day."

24. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"

25. I ate melon seeds today What is your Mr. Right?

26. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

27. You should love sugar, otherwise why is it so sweet?

28. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."

29. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

30. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

3 1, I still want to like you, like when I was a child, I never looked at the date when I ate spicy strips.

32. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

33. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

34. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.

35. "I think I am selfish." "Where is selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

36. "Stay with me for the rest of your life. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way. "

37. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.

38. When it's cold, tell me about my bed.

39. My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you.

40. I cut my hand. You should do the same, so we are a couple.

4 1, meeting the person you like is like a disaster for the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally seeing land.

42. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.

43. "Everyone else wants to sleep with you, but I don't." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you."

44. Not only did my bed collapse, but also the water stopped. I lost my key and the air conditioner broke down. Even dogs are so hot that I don't care. I have to sleep at your house.

45. Don't ask me what game I went to today. Love you has no ending.

46. "May I say good night to your face?" Of course. "Go ahead."

47. Do you know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.

48. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

49. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.

We must have a boy when we get married, because I only like you as a girl.

5 1. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

52. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

53. You hate being liked, and you can't get tired of watching it today.

54. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What's the name of this song? " Let's get married. "Of course."

55. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman

56. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

57. Can you help me with some washing? Wash what? Like me.

58. Why are you dressed like this today? That's what I like.

Remember that I miss you when I look for you, and I miss you when I don't.

60, immediately = like you.

6 1, the most worrying novel I have ever read is the chat record between you and me, and the most beautiful love story I have ever heard is the hug you gave me when I was crying.