Give me some classic jokes

1. A second-rate friend told me with great experience: One of the disadvantages of wearing too many clothes in winter is that when you fart, you can’t get out, and all the clothes wrap around your body and then hit your face along the collar.

2. In a bar, a rich second-generation man was teasing a beautiful woman. The beautiful woman said anxiously, "Believe it or not, I will send a Weibo to send your father to jail immediately."

The rich second generation suddenly. Petrified!

3. My wife had to go to work today and said to the child, "I will assign a task to your father. You can help me supervise him and make sure he doesn't get lazy!" "I promise to complete the task!" "My daughter jumped up excitedly, looked at me proudly and triumphantly. "The only thing you do at home today is to urge your children to do their homework!" my wife said to me. The daughter... gave her mother a hard look.

4. I sprained my ankle at work. Upon seeing this, my colleague showed concern and gave me two plasters. I resisted many times and he still remained enthusiastic. I was quite touched. As a result, I was given two plasters today, and a bill was attached. He said that he bought them for 20 yuan when he sprained his ankle last time, and he resold them to me at a loss of 15 yuan.

5. If you feel that you are alone on Valentine's Day, turn off the lights, turn on the TV, and play a ghost movie. After a while, you will feel that there are people in the kitchen and toilet. , there are people everywhere, anyway, you are not alone, you will never be lonely and bored again...