English prison joke

Jane Warner's husband Jack was sentenced to two years in prison for theft. Jane had a very difficult time in prison.

She has two children, but she has no job. Her husband certainly didn't make any money. Her only money comes from a small subsidy from the government.

"I don't know how we will live," she wrote to her husband in prison. "I only have enough money to pay the rent. There is not enough money to buy food. I think I will grow vegetables in the garden. They will grow rapidly. We can make a living by vegetables. "

The garden is large, and most of it is covered with grass.

Jack Warner answered his wife's letter immediately after receiving it.

"Don't dig the garden," he wrote. "That's where I hid the money."

The letter dictated by the prisoner was sent by a guard.

When the guard saw Jack's letter, he took it to the sheriff.

When the sheriff sees it, he will call the police. He told them the contents of Jack's letter to his wife.

The police ran to Jack's house at once. They carry forks and shovels with them. They rummaged through the garden for the stolen money, but found nothing.

After they left, Mrs Werner wrote a letter to her husband.

"The police came today," she wrote. "They dug all the grass. What should I do? "

Her husband wrote back immediately, "grow vegetables."

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