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I asked a boy who likes me, do you have faith? He said he did. The man who often plays with him saw me the next day.

There is a girl, she is so beautiful, really, at least that boy always thinks so. So, one day, the boy thought, should I chase her?

The boy asked her, "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Girl: "No, why?"

Boy: "Then I will chase you!" " "

Girl: "Good."

So, boys really started chasing girls. At that time, that boy was so stupid. The first thing he does when he goes out every day is to send it to the girl. The first thing he does when he comes home every day is to send it to the girl. He has a rest every day and is busy every day ... No matter what he does every day, the first thing he does is tell the girl. The girl asked him, "Why do you have to tell me everything?"

The boy said, "Because no matter what I do, I will think of you."

That summer, it was very hot. The girl suddenly said that she wanted to go to Nanyue and visit the Great Temple. The boy agreed.

So the next day they set off. Nanyue is not far from their home, a few hours' walk. However, boys are actually carsick, and what they are most afraid of is taking a long-distance bus. However, this time the boy didn't find it difficult to take the long-distance bus, because the girl was next to her, and the boy had been secretly watching the girl in the car. He really thinks that girl is very beautiful, and he feels that he can look at her like this and is really happy.

At the temple, some boys don't know what to do, because boys don't really believe it, but girls do. The boy knew that many bad things had happened in the girl's house recently, so the boy learned the girl's appearance, bowed down before every god and made the same wish, "May the girl's prayer come true."

They stayed until the afternoon because the boy promised the girl to take her home before dark.

But when the boy came home, he found that he had a bad headache.

The next day, the boy asked the girl, "Would you like to be my girlfriend?"

Girl: "No"

Boy: "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Girl: "No"

Boy: "Then why not?"

The girl didn't speak, and the boy was a little sad, but he didn't ask any more questions. He thinks the girl must have a reason, and if she keeps asking questions, she will be embarrassed. Boys are like this. They don't want to embarrass girls.

Then, the two of them entered the university separately. In September in the south, the weather is very hot, and girls start college life before boys. As we all know, military training is inevitable. 13 days of military training, the girl was very tired after coming back. The boy is at the girl's house, looking at the tired appearance of the girl, a little distressed. So the boy played an old song, and the girl fell asleep sweetly with the sound, just as the boy thought.

The boy knelt by the girl's bed and wanted to kiss her forehead. It was just a kiss, but the boy thought about it and forgot. The girl hasn't promised to be his girlfriend yet. What if she gets angry?

So, the boy thought, she shouldn't be angry just by touching her hair, but he just held out his hand and took it back, because he was afraid of waking the girl.

Finally, the boy just sat by the girl's bed all the time, sitting quietly, watching the girl sleep. Boys think it's really good to look at her like this.

The girl woke up and looked at the boy staring blankly at her bedside. It seems that she just found herself asleep.

The girl asked, "How long did I sleep?"

Boy: "for a while"

Girl: "What was the name of that song just now?"

Boy: "incent, is it nice?"

Girl: "Hmm"

Boys are a little proud, because boys will listen to this song when they can't sleep, and he knows that this will definitely make girls sleep soundly.

The next day, the boy asked the girl again, "Would you like to be my girlfriend?"

The girl said, "No."

Boy: "Do you like others?"

Girl: "No"

The boy said nothing but sighed.

That year's long holiday, to be exact, should be the Mid-Autumn Festival, because the third day of the long holiday happened to be the Mid-Autumn Festival, and boys didn't know where to get two movie tickets, so boys asked girls to go to the movies, which was a very routine way.

The boy thought, this time I must confess to her and let her promise. The boy is going to send the girl to the door, suddenly hug her, and then say in the girl's mouth, "promise me to be my girlfriend soon, or I will kiss you!" " "Then, as long as the girl nods, give her a kiss, and then say to her," You are my girlfriend, and I won't kiss you. "But boys never thought about the scene where girls saidno. Are boys stupid?

In fact, boys didn't even have a chance to hug girls that day, because after watching the movie, boys and girls walked home all the way. The girl smiled and told the boy her story at school, saying that she was chased by many people. The girl smiled and told the story of her ex-boyfriend all the way. The boy listened to the girl all the way, holding back his anger. Girls probably don't know. It's hard for every boy to say it in such an understatement, not to mention that boys like themselves so much.

Finally, the boy sent the girl downstairs. The boy's tone was so calm that even he felt incredible, except for the longest paragraph he said that night: "Girl, everything you said after you came out of the cinema tonight was actually only three points: 1. You have a lot of people chasing you at school. You can't forget your ex-boyfriend. It is unwise to chase you now.

The boy left without waiting for the girl to answer, saying goodbye. This is the first time that a boy has lost his temper with a girl.

Before long, the boy talked to the girl again, because the boy found that he couldn't be angry with the girl at all. The boy felt that he was useless, but there was nothing the boy could do, because he really fell in love with the girl.

Slowly, the weather turned cold and the boy accidentally caught a cold. The girl asked him why he was so careless. He said that because I didn't change the sheets, I still slept on the mat.

Girl: "Why not change it?"

Boy: "I don't have time to go home and get it."

Girl: "You idiot, I'll give you one tomorrow."

That night, the boy stayed up all night with excitement.

The next day, the girl really went to the boy's school. This girl is very beautiful. Everyone will look at him more when she walks by. Many people knew the boy at school, so many people greeted them that day. On that day, the boy felt very vain. However, he is really satisfied.

After changing into the girl's sheets, the boy warned the whole dormitory not to go near his bed.

Hehe, this boy is really a fool.

Then, the boys ushered in the most difficult month since college life. The boy's parents don't know who to listen to. When they enter the university, they must join the student union for exercise. So the boy listened to his parents and joined the student union, because the boy knew that his parents had made a lot of efforts to get into this school.

That month, the boy's department had two or three large-scale activities to be held, one of which was a drama competition. The boy was trusted by the minister, so the task was particularly heavy. So, the boy rushed to plan day and night and changed the script day and night. Boys are also the protagonists of the play, so they can't fall behind in reciting lines and rehearsing. Many things happened in that month at home, so the boy always ran from home to school every day, and slept when he was too tired to get on the bus, but even so, the boy only slept less than 10 hour in the busiest three days.

During the play, the boy was very nervous and sent it to the girl, hoping that the girl would encourage him, but the girl never replied.

When boys are most tired, they just want to play with girls and chat with girls for a while, because boys feel that they will not be tired as long as they hear the comfort of girls. But after the boys call, the girls are playing games. Girls are very serious, so serious that they don't know that boys are tired and so serious that they don't know that boys are angry.

In fact, boys are playing games, too. The girl asked the boy to play. The girl told the boy that they would get married in the game. However, at that time, the boy felt that in the eyes of girls, he was not as good as that game.

Finally, that month passed, and the boy suddenly remembered that he was much behind the girl in the game progress, so he had to hurry up, or he didn't know when he could "get married" with the girl.

So the first thing the boy did when he came home was to play games, but when she found the girl, the boy found that the girl was engaged to another person. The boy is very angry. He asked the girl what happened, and the girl said, "I thought you couldn't play, so I'm engaged. You can rob me."

Boys think what girls say is a bit ridiculous, but he is even more ridiculous. He thinks the girl is just playing too hard.

Later, the boy didn't say anything. The boy really planned to steal the girl.

Later, the boy casually asked the girl, do we "marry" ourselves to get money, or are we together?

The girl said that in fact, she and that person could have been "married" long ago, but they didn't agree for the time being.

The boy thinks this is very interesting. Do you want to thank this man for being such a gentleman?

The girl explained to the boy that it was just a game, but the boy didn't speak. In fact, boys never take games seriously, only girls let him take them seriously.

Eighteen days, the boy didn't say a word to the girl for eighteen days, but sent one. Finally, it is the cowardice of boys and boys. Boys can't stand the days without girls, find girls and say a lot of inexplicable things. The girl didn't "get married" with others in the game, and the boy didn't get angry again.

But a few days later, the boy's friend said to the boy, "Are you the most beautiful girl?"

Boy: "Yes"

Friend: "How long?"

Boy: "One year"

Friend: "No way, she just broke up with someone else two months ago."

Boy: "impossible"

Friend: "Then you'd better ask clearly."

The boy thought for a long time, should I ask, should I ask? She keeps telling me that she has no boyfriend. How could she lie to me?

Hehe, this boy is so stupid.

But at last the boy asked.

The boy asked the girl, "Have you ever been with him?"

Boys think that as long as you give me an answer, I will accept it. No matter what others say, I only believe you.

Girl: "Hmm"

The boy's head was blank at that time: "Is the university about to start school?" The boy had a final fantasy. He thought his friend might have got the time wrong.

Girl: "Hmm"

Boy: "But then you told me you didn't have a boyfriend."

Girl: "It was summer vacation."

The boy was silent, because after the military training, the boy put her to sleep, and school had already started.

The boy was silent for a long time, and then said to the girl, "You know, I've been chasing you, and I've always wanted you to be my girlfriend, so if you can't tell everyone that I'm your boyfriend, please tell everyone that you don't know me, okay?"

Then, the boy deleted the girl's, deleted the girl's and deleted the game account. What he did was actually very simple, but he didn't want to give himself a chance to turn back.

The girl said to make scarves for boys, the girl said to cook for boys, and the girl said to give boys a kiss. But every promise a girl makes to a boy is a result, that is, "stick to it and then let go."

Every time a boy thinks of a girl's promise, he just smiles.

Unexpectedly, these promises have become eternal jokes.

In fact, sometimes love is like a liar, a very enchanting liar. It will give you a beautiful scene, a beautiful role, a beautiful time, and then lie to you that your opportunity has come. When you take it seriously, it will puncture all this and then laugh hysterically. This kind of laughter is like a knife, no, it should be thousands of needles, needle by needle, needle by needle, which pierces your heart and makes you miserable, but it won't die.

Well, the story is over, and the boy in the story is probably trying to get used to this feeling now. What a stupid and desperate man.