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The complete set of jokes to teach others.
2, a literary evening, the host came to the stage and announced: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! Creepy! !
3, the tiger does not send a cat, you think I am critically ill!
When I was in high school, the classroom discipline was very chaotic. The teacher picked up XX in a rage and said, XX, stand on the wall for me! ~ the whole class is cold!
5. Me: That's our physics teacher.
Classmate: What do you teach?
Me: Chemistry.
6. One person in our dormitory drank too much urine and then came up with a cold sentence: if you drink too much wine, you will get more.
7, buy oranges, boss: one yuan and five pounds. Me: It's too expensive, five yuan and three Jin. Boss: no, no.
8. My friend asked me about the computer configuration, and I said that the monitor is a color screen. (I was going to say LCD)
9. I heard a MM shouting "Give me a bowl of vipers ~!"
10, at school
One day, my classmate called and handed it to me and said, "Your mother."
As soon as I answered the phone, I casually said, "A man and a woman."
Everyone laughed wildly. I was laughed at for four years.
1 1, a classmate's high school classmate (a boy) walked into the noodle restaurant and shook his hair very cool: "Boss, don't want two onion rice noodles!" Then add another sentence: "More.
Order some rice noodles! Boss: "Do you want rice noodles or onions?"
12, once my classmate's mother called me in the dormitory.
I am used to saying "he is not in", but this time I want to say "he is out"
The result is: "He's gone ..."
13, gg handed me a sorbet, and I took a bite and shouted, "It's burning me!"
14. My sister and I went to Li Ning to buy shoes. My sister said, "Miss, how much are these shoes?"
15, once I patted my roommate's stomach, she said loudly, "Stop patting, I have urine in my stomach."
16, go home on weekends when I go to school. After dinner, I was addicted to cigarettes and planned to go for a walk on the pretext. When changing shoes at the door, my father asked me why I wanted to go. I casually said, "Go have a cigarette!" As a result, my father found a pack of 555 from me and gave me a good K.
17, a leader of the Education Bureau checked the exercises between classes. After the end, the PE teacher should have announced "dissolution", but in desperation, he forgot his words and hugged for a long time.
Shouting: "retreat!"
18, there was a teacher surnamed Jiang in high school, who looked very much like (the Tang Priest in a Chinese Odyssey). I went to ask him a question and blurted out, "Miss Tang, this is.
Theme ... "
19 A teacher probably played mahjong all night. When he saw that the blackboard had not been wiped, he was furious: "Who is the farmer today?" Don't clean the blackboard! "
20. When the teacher leaves homework, I copy others' if I can't do it, and then go to the office to hand in my homework. I saw the teacher say, "I finished copying!" "
2 1. Once, we traveled to Huangshan Mountain, and the tour guide just introduced that the Hundred Steps Ladder was the scenic spot of Liu Xiaoqing [[Xiaohua]] that year. Suddenly, a member of our group
The man blurted out, "Director ..." Everyone fainted.
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