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"Star Officer" Which emperor and queen in the Eastern Jin Dynasty ate the elixir together and caused them to die one after another?

Huan Wen's killing step was getting closer and closer, and Sima Yi panicked and retreated. I don't know. It never rains but it pours. The bad news comes from the rear. The two emperors of the Eastern Jin Dynasty died one after another, and they will not live long.

Sima Yu was called "no" every day and was called to work. Huan Wen snickered: This is God's will. I should take the place of Kim.

Sima Dan, 19 years old, died.

36 1 year, the year after Xie Wan was abolished, Sima Dan, the fifth emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, died at the age of 19 and reigned for 17 years.

Just five years ago, Sima Dan 14 years old. As usual, he accepted his bar mitzvah. Zhu garlic was relieved to see him grow up safely. Announce to the world that you will no longer listen to politics and return to Chongde Palace for retirement. She is 38 years old, so tired that she wants to go to bed early and spend the rest of her life happily and comfortably.

However, in a healthy city, strange things began to happen, and children were singing a ballad everywhere: Wen Zi. At the end of every song, there is a proverb, "Can you smell it?" Bitter tone and sad atmosphere pervaded the whole city.

Who wrote the lyrics? Who teaches singing? I don't know.

Chu garlic heard the news of Sima Dan's death and remembered this song. She was heartbroken and burst into tears. Son, did you hear her mother cry?

Sima Dan's wife, He Chong's younger brother and He Zhun's daughter all believe in Buddhism as much as their father, but for some reason, Sima Dan didn't give birth to one and a half people.

Chu garlic had no choice but to find someone else. Who is the most suitable? Sima Dan's uncle and brother Sima Pi were selected.

History seems to have played a joke. Because Sima Yi should be the emperor 19 years ago.

That year, the third emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty died of illness. According to the rules, it is the eldest son Sima Yi's turn to inherit the throne, but he is only two years old. Yu Bing, a powerful minister, said: The country is difficult and the elderly should be resettled.

Kang, the younger brother of Emperor Cheng, acceded to the throne. After Kang's death, his son Sima Dan succeeded to the throne, but there were no descendants. This is an unpredictable fate. This pulse of Condi is the last pulse, so we have to go back to the pulse when his brother became emperor.

This may mean: if it really belongs to you, don't argue, it will come back to you.

Great wisdom is proud and painful.

This year, another person died, namely Xu and Yanzhou secretariat. These two States are the last "private plots" of the imperial court, while other territories are "Huan".

Health needs to persist, Huan Wen needs to dominate the whole country, and both sides have a strong sense of gunpowder.

The imperial court took a fancy to a man named Wang Fan. He is not famous in history, but once or twice he made headlines, because there is a sign on his face with two words engraved on it: "pretend to be forced."

Dorri is very talented, but he likes to put on airs. Worked for Yu Liang and Huan Wen. It should be said that they have a good relationship. Because of him, Huan Wen asked to appoint a "minister" as Jiangzhou secretariat.

Wang Fan thinks that Huan Wen's influence is all over the world. If I take office, people will think this is a back door. What a pity. We must struggle on our own.

So I went to the imperial court to apply to be the magistrate of Dongyang. In other words, some provincial and ministerial cadres don't do this, and they demand to become municipal cadres, which is sensational.

Huan Wen lost face and became a cruel man.

Sima yi saw it in his eyes and liked it in his heart, so he decided to win him over. It is said that Sima Yi killed Tan, and then Xu killed Yanzhou.

Of course, Wang Fan does have one thing: Jiankang and Huan Wen fought fiercely. He stood in the imperial court, trying to draw a line with Huan Wen, so he came to power soon.

Huan Wen was very angry and decided to kill the traitor with a knife. He ordered Wang Fan to lead his army to the Northern Expedition, hoping that he and Yan Qian's army could fight for both sides. Wang Fan said he couldn't see the emperor's letter, shook his hand and said no to the old leader.

Huan Wen lost patience, so he went directly to the "enemy" and the court demanded that he be turned into Shu Ren. Sima Yi wanted to save Huan Wen, but did not dare to disobey Huan Wen, so he had to "save his car". Dorri became a victim of the power struggle.

After returning to Dongyang County, Wang Fan was not depressed. He lectured everywhere, traveled everywhere, lived a happy life and became more and more famous. Huan Wen wants to win the world and people's hearts, but he doesn't want to do absolute things, and he wants to die with a smile. Wang Fan also figured it out, but Huan Wen's thigh is thicker, and he held it wrong before.

When Huan Wen arrived in Shu, Wang Fan ran to find him.

Hearing that the celebrity Huan Wen changed his mind, he was so excited that he craned his neck and waited at the door. After Wang Fan entered the yard, Huan Wen held his hand like an old friend for many years and kept exchanging pleasantries. Liu Bei said: "Gong Fan is too clear for the time being." .

As soon as Wang Fangang sat down, Huan Wen said a lot of nice things, sincerely apologized for his previous behavior, and expressed sincere admiration. Wang Fan initially asked the "old leader" to help him find an official to do it, but he was worried that others would laugh at him and damage his reputation. He said, although I came to see you, I happen to have a son buried here, mainly to sweep the grave.

Huan Wen was disappointed and powerless. He only said a few words and went back. Since then, Dolly has never been reused. He also regretted his gaffes and lived in shame, but once he missed it, he never got another chance, and then he died at home.

The emperor and queen died after taking medicine.

After Sima Yi ascended the throne, according to common sense, the reclaimed throne should be cherished, but to everyone's surprise, he was not interested at all. He has only one hobby: taking medicine. This medicine is called "elixir of life", just like the treasure in the kitchen of Taishang Laojun. The Monkey King took some pills.

Materials: Stalactite, Bai Shiying, stone sulfur and other minerals, plus realgar and orpiment.

Methods: put it in a sealed jar and burn it with fire. The new substance produced is an elixir of life.

Because a small amount of "panacea" can make people excited, most people think it is a good thing and good for their health. In fact, eating too much is harmful to your health, just like drugs.

But Sima Yi ignored it, swallowed it in one gulp, and finally did not eat rice, but took Dan medicine every day. Finally, my body shrank and I couldn't get out of bed.

Ministers advised him, Chu garlic advised him, but he just wouldn't listen. On the contrary, he thinks he eats too little. Not only did he overeat, but he also robbed the queen. In the first month of 365 AD, the Queen Wang died first. A month later, he also died of poisoning. He lived for 25 years and was emperor for 4 years. Therefore, history called Ai Jin the emperor.

His word "Millennium" means Millennium and Chitose, because most of the emperors in the Eastern Jin Dynasty were "short-lived ghosts", and his family wanted him to get rid of this curse.

Why does he eat like crazy? It's an illusion of immortality, and it can be immortal. The result is really a juvenile "immortal".

This is not his personal idea. It was very popular at that time, and almost no one didn't eat it. It is a symbol of fashion and status. In order to show their enthusiasm, the guests will take out the "elixir of life" for everyone to taste.

This trend is related to the advocacy of the "alchemist", who is a genius and ranks first in the world in his achievements.