Joke sentences that can't get up in the morning

Introduction: "If you don't get up, you will be late!" Can't afford to call the children in the morning? You try another method.

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Orange: "Mom, I want to buy a bubbler."

Mom: "OK, let's go to the supermarket tomorrow morning."

Orange: "Then let's buy it."

Mom: "I'll buy it tomorrow."

Orange: "Mom, can you buy me a bubbler tomorrow?"

Mother: "Good."

Orange: "Then let's go."

Mom: ... (face covered with black lines)

This is a conversation between a two-year-old daughter and her mother. The 2-year-old child is vague about the abstract concept of "tomorrow".

According to Freud's personality theory, human beings always balance their needs in the contradiction between self, inner and superego. For children, the "self" of the "sole principle of music" is dominant, and it has gradually developed into the "realistic principle" that dominates the human self. Therefore, for children, yesterday is short, tomorrow is vague and distant, and she cares more about the real present.

So a two-year-old daughter just wants to. Now, her mother has realized her wish and bought a bubbler. She has no concept of "tomorrow". For her, "tomorrow" means "now" and "now". For example, if the baby is hungry, he will drink milk immediately, and if he is not satisfied, he will cry. She doesn't care what time it is or whether her mother is free.

Not only children, but also adults are ambiguous about time. Adults rely on physical clocks. Only with clocks and watches can they manage time accurately. The ancients used the sun, moon and stars to roughly judge time.

Let's understand this sentence.

The universe was 65.438+0.38 billion years ago, and human beings appeared 3.8 million years ago.

Isn't that wise?

Try this sentence: compress the cosmic history of 65.438+03.8 billion years into one year (654.38+02 months), and human beings appear around 23:46 of 654.38+02,365.438+0.

Is that clear?

Or in this way, the history of the universe of 65.438+0.38 billion years was compressed into one year (654.38+0.2 months), and human beings appeared a few seconds before the bell rang on New Year's Eve.

Is it more like a more intuitive experience of human insignificance in the universe?

At the age of 3 to 5, children can't understand the passage of time and its correlation. Children's judgment of time usually depends on specific circumstances, that is, important non-time information or direct experience of physical and mental state. At the age of 7, children can acquire clear time knowledge, time concept and the formation of time perception, which will help them understand the importance of time and use time strategies in new situations.

Children always feel that there is not enough time to play games and watch TV. At the appointed time, their parents will tell them that they will stop when the time is up. Children always answer: "watch for a while, play for a while." I believe parents are familiar with similar scenes. Is the child ignorant? No time management skills? Or is the child playing tricks? Actually not, because children don't have the concept of preparing their parents for half an hour. Children's self and identity follow the principles of music and reality. He is addicted to games or TV. When he is still in a relaxed state, his psychological expectation of time is slower than our actual physical time, which is why children feel that time has not yet arrived.

For children who have not yet formed a sense of time, parents' requirements for children's time should be quantified as much as possible, or translated into events and situations that children can recognize.

We usually stipulate that our 2-year-old daughter Orange should watch Little Pink Pig for half an hour every day. At first, turning off the TV was really crying.

Later, before watching cartoons, we reached an agreement with Juzijun that we could only watch them for half an hour every day. The last two episodes remind you that when the penultimate episode is broadcast, we will tell Orange Jun to arrive in an hour. After this episode is broadcast, the next episode will be the last. It is time. We must turn off the TV.

And let her answer us "yes" (let oranges answer us for two purposes: 1. Make sure the orange heard our warning, 2. The child still keeps his promise. Sometimes children cheat, but children cheat. Children, there are some things I don't know. I don't know what I promised, and I don't know what I need to fulfill. Sure enough, after the reminders of the last two episodes, there is almost no conflict between children watching TV. Occasionally, after watching the last episode, Juzijun got up and turned off the TV alone.

The child didn't know for half an hour, and the last episode reminded him clearly. With this reference, children will know when the time set by their parents has arrived.

My orange mantra is "2 minutes". When she is asked to brush her teeth, she will say "wait 2 minutes". Tell her, "You can't play with her. Dad has something to do." She would say, "Play for 2 minutes" and "2 minutes". How long will it take? I don't think Juzijun understands it himself. It all depends on her mood.

Later, we bought a timer, and she also liked the egg shape. Play with her for a while, and I'll tell her that dad can only play with you for 5 minutes now. Let's turn on the small alarm clock together. It's time. Let her tell us. Sure enough, the timer jingled. The child knew that the appointed time was up and didn't pester me to play for a while.

Maybe she thinks this lovely timer won't deceive others. Timers and ringtones can be seen and heard through children's senses. For children, the reminder is clear. She no longer understands time, not "2 minutes".

I believe that children who wake up in the morning will bother many parents. Parents usually urge them: "get up quickly, or you will be late." "Hurry up" is parents' subjective judgment of time. Parents impose their concept of time on their children. Of course, the children don't understand. How fast is "hurry up" Just like you put your hand in ice water and 50℃ warm water, after a while, you reach out and put it at 30℃ while using C water. Do you think this 30℃ basin is warm or cold? )

When the child wakes up, the reminder to parents to "hurry up" will be ignored. He only stands up when you are in a hurry to shout. He learned that his mother would shout so loudly, which means that if he doesn't get up, he will really get up late. Children can detect it, so parents' shouts become the alarm clock for children to get up.

Maybe you can say to your children, "get up, get up now, we still have time to tell a story before we leave." Children may want to listen to your story in the morning when they know the time of the story. It's no longer a tug-of-war between mother and son in the morning. We were in a bad mood from the beginning.

Some mothers will choose to go out to work when their babies are older. In the first stage of separation, children who establish attachment with their mothers will have separation anxiety. The mother may say to the baby: the baby is fine, and the mother will come back from work to accompany the baby. "The child is vague about the time after work. He doesn't know when to get off work.

Maybe you said to the baby, "Mom will come back when the baby has dinner at night." Children know how to eat, so they will make predictions and expectations about when their mother will come back.

Children's perception of time is vague. How can children master accurate time management skills? Our parents can set a reference for time, quantify time with tools, and establish time nodes with scenes that children are familiar with, so as to help children better and perceive time more effectively.