English joke: Invite friends to dinner.

"Hu * * * and said to his wife.

"I invited a friend home for dinner." "What? Are you out of your mind? The house is in a mess.

I didn't go shopping.

All the dishes are dirty.

I don't want to cook a big meal either! ""I know all this. " "Then why did you invite a friend to dinner?" "Because that poor fool is thinking about getting married. "Honey," the husband said to his wife, "I invited a friend home for dinner." "What? Are you out of your mind? Our house is in a mess. I haven't bought anything for a long time. All the dishes are dirty. Besides, I don't want to cook a tiring dinner. " "I know all this." "Then why did you invite your friends back for dinner?" "Because that poor fool is thinking about getting married. "