Examples of students making fun of the king

1. Son: "Dad, you can always save money!" Dad: "Son, what money can I save?" Son: "Don't spend money to buy me textbooks next semester." Dad: "Why, son?" Son: "Because I failed. . . . "Dad:" Lie in the trough! "

2. Two pupils were sitting together chatting, and pupil A suddenly asked, "Do all your cows smoke?" Student B: "Are you stupid? I can't even smoke. How can my cow smoke? " Student A: "Oh ~ It seems that your cowshed is on fire." Student B: "Olympic Games! You didn't say that. . .

After reading his son's 38-point report card, his father said, "Look at your grades, and you will know that you didn't cheat." The son replied, "Oh, it's not that I didn't cheat, but I didn't succeed this time." I only heard my ass being slapped in the room. .

When the farmer visited the orchard, he saw a pupil climb the apple tree and steal apples. He said angrily, "you little villain, wait for me." I'll tell your father to beat you! ! "Hearing this, the pupils looked up and shouted," Dad, someone below wants to complain about you! " "

5. In primary school class, the teacher asked me to make sentences: some ... some ... others. After class is over, some students have blossomed, some have borne fruit, and some have sprouted! The teacher fainted on the spot.

6. Pupil: "Uncle Doctor, I want to buy some painkillers." Doctor: "Hey ~ Uncle, where do you hurt?" Pupil: "It doesn't hurt now, but it will definitely hurt in the future." Doctor: "Hehe ~ Why is this?" Pupil: "Because I failed in the exam, my father will know soon." Doctor: Yes. . . . . . . . . . . .

7. Dad: "Give me your report card quickly." Son, bring your report card-geography 58, history 57, politics 59! Dad: "Tell me what you are doing in class?" Son: "Dad ~ the questions given by the teacher are too biased and too difficult." Dad looked at the test paper: "Where did these questions fall?" What's the difficulty? "Son:" Dad, you see, this geography exam is about places I haven't been to, this history exam is about things before I was born, and this political exam is about me not having a meeting. "Dad got a fright. ............

8. The school held a sports meeting, and Xiao Lei's class danced a "Tai Chi Sword", which was very beautiful. The "Best Admission Award" was naturally awarded to all the students in Xiao Lei. The headmaster said in a speech: it is not difficult for one person to fight alone. The hard part is that the whole class is so neat! . . . .

9. Teacher: "If you have one day to live, where do you want to go?"

The student replied, "I will stay at school, in this classroom." Teacher: "How touching! There are such good students. " Student: "Because it's only here that I feel like a year!" " "

10. Topic: Flourishing Pupils: My brother is thriving. Teacher's comment: Is your brother a vegetable ... Student: Fanhua. Teacher's comment: I watched too many soap operas ~ ~ Sentence title: Pupils: It was dark everywhere on the night of power failure, and I was scared! Teacher's comment: The teacher admires you. . Sentence title: Immediately Pupil: I am riding a horse. Teacher's comment: Come to my office at once! Sentence title: exclamatory sentences Pupils: The river flows eastward! Teacher: Come to my office! Topic: Tianya Haijiao Pupils: My brother went to Tianya Haijiao. Teacher's comment: Your brother really knows how to run ~ ~ Sentence topic: Pupils: It's time to get off work, and dad will come back one after another. Teacher's comment: I want to talk to your mother about the topic of sentence making: OK ... OK ... Student: Mom's legs are so thin and thick ... Teacher's comment: Is it thick or thin, I want to see? Sentence title: Among them, pupil: I tripped today and one of my left feet was injured. Teacher's comment: How many left legs do you have? ~ ~ Sentence topic: Naive pupil: It's really hot today. Teacher's comment: Son, you are so naive ~ ~ Sentence title: ... During ... Student: Dad takes off his clothes and wears pants at the same time. Teacher's comment: Does your father take it off or wear it ~ ~

1 1. I went to school to pick up the children after work and saw two children fighting. One of them was obviously at a disadvantage and was beaten to tears, but the child was very proud and pointed to another child and said bitterly, you have the guts to wait here. I'll call my brother when I get home, and I won't come unless my brother comes. ...