The funniest joke in the script (selected 5 1 sentence)

2. Life is too short to be sexy.

Grandpa is a grandson.

I can't stand it any more.

5. Take someone else's car and go your own way.

6. All the people I like are on the hard disk.

7. Earn money to sell cabbage and white powder.

8. Admit your mistakes and never change.

No matter how powerful Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey.

10, if two people have been in love for a long time, when will they not get married?

1 1, hanging mosquito nets and sleeping naked will make mosquitoes die.

12, men are dogs, whoever has the ability will take them away.

13, fell asleep, sleeping out of ideals and saliva.

14. Actually, I am a homesick person. It's just a matter of whose family.

15, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.

16. Although the bird is small, it is really the whole sky.

17. One minute angry, two seconds unhappy.

18, cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

19, people want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

20. For many years, my toilet seat has never been mentioned!

2 1, the so-called threshold, the past is the door, the past is the door.

22, all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact, it is all makeup.

23. From heaven to hell, my brother is just passing by.

24. I suggest you give priority to understanding, supplemented by appreciation.

25. I wanted to turn around gracefully, but unfortunately I hit the wall beautifully.

26. You are not a VIP, not even a V, you are just a P.

27. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

28. Grandpa is not your raccoon and can't play with your happiness.

29. When picking up girls, do you want to tell some jokes to show your sense of humor?

30. For many years, Xiao Loli still cooked into Xianglin's helliphellip.

3 1, those who always say others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

32. I woke up early in the morning and thought I had grown up, but the quilt cover was horizontal.

33. Part I: It may be possible; Bottom line: but not necessarily.

I have a cool mini skirt, but my legs are not mini enough.

35. Some things don't need to be wrangled. Obedience on the surface, resistance in secret.

36. If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

37. If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

38. Even if you already have a famous flower, I will replace it with another one. hellip

39. People think I am pensive. I think I should pick it up on the ground.

40, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not stay.

4 1. The teacher didn't say you couldn't litter, so you threw it away long ago.

42. On a whim, I took your photo as a desktop, and TMD was infected with a computer virus.

43. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I didn't expect to become a fat man in one bite.

44. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster that was defeated silently.

45. I think that after this year, chicks can get married legally, and my sister's pears are bigger!

46. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

My youth owes me 10 million, and I won't let it go until I pay it off.

48. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. Starting today, I want to study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

Some people are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

50. You said you liked me? Actually, I opened helliphellip. Actually, I also opened helliphellip. Well, to be honest, I like myself very much.

5 1, a poor boy went on a blind date and came back and said to the matchmaker, the girl is ok, but she is a little fat. The matchmaker said: What are you afraid of being fat? On your terms, we can starve to death even if we are fat!