Classic joke

1, in the classroom, just after class, a fat man sneezed three times.

He sighed: "Hey, three women miss me at the same time!" "

The students at the back came faintly: "Your mother, your grandmother, your grandmother."

2. "You are a caring person."

"You like to care."

"You see, I was right."

3. My wife and sister bought an iPhone4s and planned to escape from prison.

I didn't know how to say it when I arrived at the store, but it took a long time to burst out: "Boss, I want to cheat!" "

The boss froze for a few seconds and installed a WeChat for her.

4. Squeeze out a cleavage and poke my boyfriend happily and say, "Come and see my career line!"

Boyfriend looked at it, pondered for a long time and said, "Your career ... is quite bumpy."

Australian mountain fire attacked the farm, and tens of thousands of sheep were burned to death.

User comments: It's a pity. Why didn't you send a plane over the fire?

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