Ask a joke! ! This must be interesting.

1. Be handsome; 2. Have a car. -Search results: chess!

The woman refuses to accept, and then makes a search:

1. There is a beautiful house; 2. There is a lot of money. -search results: banks!

Women unwilling, continue to input conditions:

1. Be cool; 2. Have a sense of security. -Search results: Altman!

Woman, try again:

1. Be handsome; 2. Have a car; 3. Have a beautiful house; 4. There is a lot of money;

5. Be cool; 6. Have a sense of security. -search results: Altman plays chess in the bank!

Xiao Ming said to Xiao Hong, "Look at my new poem:' Spring is warm and summer is hot, autumn is cold and winter is cold.' Xiaohong said, "What other poems are you writing?" You will have an exam tomorrow. Go review! Xiao Ming added, "Spring is warm, summer is hot, autumn is cold, winter is cold, and tomorrow will be miserable!"! " "

During the Water-Splashing Festival, Party A poured a pot of water on Party B and heard Party B shout, "Who poured it?"! ? Who spilled it! ? "B silently replied:" It is a blessing to splash you! " "B scolded:" You little BYD, you spilled boiling water! "

In class, the teacher got angry with a classmate and said, "I'll kick you out with a slap!" " "A few days later, the teacher shouted to another classmate:" * * *, stand on the wall for me! " "