Children's funny jokes are short and hilarious.

Dad: Are you hungry after playing all day? Daughter: A little. Dad: Hold on a little longer, and your mother will come back to cook soon.

Second, tell my sister that I have played bungee jumping, and my sister looks adored. In fact, the truth is that I cried and cried and dared not jump. My father personally pushed me down and shouted: all the money has been paid, and it is a waste not to jump.

Third, the child is one year old. I saw him crouching in bed that day. I walked over and saw my father come out. I gritted my teeth and reached for it. I almost washed the sheets!

I bought a hamburger in the street. When I get home, my husband and daughter will eat it. The second-rate husband said: you are still young, there are many delicious foods, and it is not too late to eat again! Who knows, my daughter came and said, You are so old, you haven't eaten anything delicious, and you have the face to take it from me!

5. In the evening, my son asked me: Mom, did I send it on the phone like my sister? I said, "No, son, you were robbed by your mother." "Who sent the red envelope?" "Your dad!"

My mother won't let me tie my hair up, saying it looks like Liu Huan. I said I would wear it, but she said no, like a Tengger singer singer. Anger. Did I mention I shaved my head? ! She said no, just like Degang Guo!

Seven, my mother often criticizes me like this: "You see how there is so much garbage in your trash can." "Why are all the dirty clothes in the washing machine!" "How come every time I take a shower, there is water in the toilet!"

Eight, take my son out to play, my son is too stubborn, and everyone next to him says that he is a child without a tutor. I was very angry: "Why do you say he has no tutor?" Man: "What did I say? You are his father, aren't you? I will even talk to you! " When I saw something was wrong, I quickly replied, "No, I was a tutor invited by this child's father."

Nine, send friends circle: I really lost my dog. Not long after, my mother called: "Don't be silly, my mother won't force you to find someone else."

When I got home, I sang as soon as I saw my mother: "My good mother, how hard it is to go home from work. Mom and dad, sit down quickly. Mom and dad, sit down quickly. Let me kiss you. Let me kiss you, my good mother. " Mom: Just tell me how much it costs.