Five homophonic China joke couplets

Homophonic couplets are some inappropriate words in couplets. Using the homonym relationship between language and words, a sentence involves two things, many things or two kinds of content, and expresses the author's meaning in a pun.

Spiders under the eaves are full of ideas.

Earthworms in front of the court are full of mud.

The first part: the harmony between silk and privacy.

The second part: "mud" and "doubt", dialect pronunciation.

Lotus root is due to lotus.

There are apricots but no plums.

The first part: Lotus "He" and Lotus "Even".

The second part: Apricot is "auspicious" and plum is "medium".

Last night, I played chess to find my direction.

See Yan Hui in the mirror today.

Lutz, a disciple of Confucius, can also be interpreted as "the number of chess pieces"

Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius, also means "true face".

There were knots before they were unearthed.

Lingyun is still modest.

Write bamboo poems to express ambition.

Yellow Opinions on Cracks in Millet

Leave Ruth and fly.

Harmonic phoenix.

Downward harmonic crane.

Confucius was born at the end of the ship.

Light dance began in Hanzhong.

Part I: Boat "Week".

Part II: Dance "Dance".

Modest bamboo has curved leaves.

There are no flowers on the proud plum's back.

Rain and ashes piled up into pits.

The wind blows lotus leaves like turtles.

Part I: Harmony (Chen).

Downward: image harmony (direction).

A cluster of gardens in front of me. Who's Zhuangzi?

A few lines on the wall. Which Chinese book?

The bright moon is in the sky, and it is asserted that there will be no rain tonight.

Cold dew is cold, and it turns into frost when it comes late.

The second part: "frost" and "double".

The monk carried water, and his arms were covered with sweat.

Nuns transplant rice seedlings and press their hands into the array.

"Intervention" and "observation" are harmonious, and "deployment" and "deployment politics" are harmonious.

"Full" and "Jinshi" are harmonious, and "Khan" and "Hanlin" are harmonious.

The speed of rowing parallel between two ships is not as fast as that of sailing.

Playing the flute in unison is more difficult than playing the flute in harmony.

The first part: The homophonic of "Flying" and "Lu Su", and the homophonic of "Speeding" and "Fan Kuai".

The second part: flute and Di Qing, flute and Xiao He.

The tower is brightly lit with bright corners.

The lotus root planted in the pond is too white to grow roots (Geng)

The first part: Zhuge Liang, whose name is Kong Ming.

Bottom line: Li Taibai is Chang Geng.

Ni Fei monk hand

Short time difference

The ghost gave a cry. The first couplet means: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still thin. The bottom line is that the time of the sun in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (short is a natural phenomenon from summer to the future), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer. If you read this couplet in homophonic, it will become: Ni Fei monks, thin ghosts and short hags.

Shigu Tiantiao River

Embroidered in front of the beauty hall

The first part is made by Shen and the second part is made by Shen. "Woshang" is homophonic for "monk" and "embroidery" is homophonic for "scholar".

Shanglian:

Shan Tong picked chestnuts and packed them in a box.

Downlink:

The old man selling the mausoleum will fall, and the tomb will be empty.

Precautions:

The beauty of this connection is that the last four words are related to meaning and sound.

Shanglian:

Jia Dao was drunk, but he wasn't faking it.

Downlink:

Liu Ling drinks nothing but zero.

Precautions:

In the Ming Dynasty, Tang Bohu and Zhang Ling got drunk after drinking all day, so they came together. After drinking all the wine, people are really depressed. Jia Dao and Liu Ling are both good drinkers. This couplet is very suitable for hotel signs.

Shanglian:

Fine-haired poultry died under bricks.

Downlink:

Mr. Si Tong, coarse-haired beast

The baby dug the frog out of the tile;

Mother scolded the horse for eating hemp.

No mountain is better than Wushan;

He Ye Can is as round as a lotus leaf.

In the above example, the upper and lower couplets use 1 group homophones respectively.

Move a chair and lean on tung to play with the moon;

Lights, benches and cabinets, and separate books.

Boys hit tung trees, tung trees fall, boys are happy;

The girl gnawed at the duck head, which was salty.

In the above example, two groups of homophonic characters were used in the upper and lower couplets respectively.

Hungry chickens steal rice, children fight;

The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs.

In the above example, the upper couplet and the lower couplet each use three groups of homophones.

The paper dust around the commander flew to the commander's head;

Write it in your stomach and fill it up.

Jia Dao was a poet in the Tang Dynasty. Liu Ling is one of the "Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest" in Wei and Jin Dynasties. She likes drinking. "Director" and "editing" are both posts, the former is Wu Zhi, and the latter is clerical.

Miyun has no rain, Tongzhou water can't cross the boat;

There is autumn in Juye, and wheat in Jimo field.

"Tongzhou" and "Jimo" are place names. This kind of couplet can be understood at a glance; If you just listen, you often don't know what to say

There are also homophones composed of words with the same or similar vowels:

The deer in the north of the house is alone;

Xixi chicken crows together.

A single explicit expression. Words that are homophonic with some words in couplets do not appear, and puns are expressed by homophonic relations.

Lotus seeds are bitter in heart;

Pears are sour in the abdomen.

The literal meaning of couplets is obvious, but the author Jin Shengtan implicitly expresses the bitterness and bitterness of separation from his son by using the homophonic relationship between "lotus" and "pity" and "pear" and "parting".

The two boats are parallel, and the rowing speed is not as fast as that of a sailboat;

Playing eight notes together, the flute is more difficult to clear than the flute.

In the first part of the couplet, the homonyms of "Rushing" and "Lu Su" and "Sailing Fast" and "Fan Kuai" imply that civilian officials are inferior to military commanders. The second couplet is for another person. "Di Qing" is homophonic with "Di Qing", "Xiao He" and "Xiao He", which means that a military commander is not as good as a civilian.

On the mountain where two apes cut wood, this monkey dared to saw wood;

A horse is stuck in the mud. How can this beast get hooves?

This couplet is a joke. The first couplet was written by one person, and "antithesis" is homophonic with "duality". The second couplet is another person's duplicity, and "out of the hoof" and "out of the question" are homonyms.

Two three four five

Six seven eight nine

Horizontal batch: short of one and short of ten

The homonym is lack of clothes and food.

Joke:

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" " "

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ...

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

The coach said, "Class One kills chickens, Class Two steals eggs, and I'll cook porridge for you."

One kind of shooting, the other kind of bombing. Let me show you. )

A foreign girl married to China. When eating breakfast, I was pointed out that I can't eat fried dough sticks: "Dip it."

She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!"

Confused, she said indignantly, "Let me eat standing up. I have stood up. Where should I stand? "

Ears are here.

The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he wanted to pay the bill, he said to the master, "You give it to me."

Go buy two bamboo poles. "

When touts heard that the "bamboo pole" with Shandong accent was "pig liver", they quickly agreed and ran away.

Go to the butcher shop and say to the shopkeeper, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pork liver. You are a clever man.

You should know it! "

The shopkeeper is a clever man. He understood as soon as he heard it. He immediately cut two pieces of pig liver as gifts.

There are a pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher's shop, the owner thought, "The owner told me to buy pork liver. This pig ear, of course. "

This is mine ... "So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Back to the county government, to the magistrate of a county.

"Come back and report, Grandpa," he said. "I bought pig liver!"

The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " "

Hearing this, the touts frighten forward, hurriedly replied:

"Ears … ears … here … in my … pocket!"

Do what you see.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens very much. The tenant rented his land, but he couldn't just pay the rent.

I have to give him a chicken first.

A tenant named Zhang San went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented it out the next year.

When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, paid the rent and told the landlord about the lease for next year.

However, he looked at the sky with empty hands and said, "There are no three kinds of fields in this field."

Zhang Sanming understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag. basic concept

After eating the chicken, he immediately changed his mouth and said, "Who will I give it to if I don't give it to Zhang San?"

Zhang San said, "Your words have changed so fast!"

The landlord replied: "that sentence was nonsense just now, and now it is' seeing'."

Machine (chicken) making. "

There is a chance.

A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. After arriving in Beijing, he wanted to fly before.

I used to send a telegram to the manager, fearing that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement: "Seize the opportunity."

No? "The manager received the telegram and thought it was an" opportunity "to clinch a deal. He immediately called back:" You can take it.

Multiply "

The salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, and the manager took a plane with insufficient level.

The provisions of the plane will not be reimbursed, and the plane ticket fee will not be reimbursed. The salesman killed the manager and came back.

Electricity, the manager was dumbfounded.

Geographical name correlation

On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is more cheerful.

For form.

During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and said to us, "He is."

I come from Myanmar, so I am shy. "Then he raised his glass to propose a toast to everyone and stayed for a drink.

Then he said, "I'm from Yangon."

The headmaster is angry.

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the term, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management.

It thunders He said: "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong;