King of comedy, Hunan Satellite TV-The sketch of Baseball Team gives me a stomachache! But what about the video?

This is an American classic cross talk: Who goes first? (Who's at first base)

The works of Abbott and Costello 1940 were first performed on the radio, which is a classic work of American phonology. This is the TV version of 1945. It never occurred to me that the joke "Who's at first base" is too old to even be "old". Performers Abbott and Costello are probably veterans of American phonology, not the level of Hou, but also the level of horses.

If you search "Who's at First Base", there will be many videos, most of which are the Chinese version of "Who's at First Base" by Taiwanese crosstalk washer, with performances by Zhao Ziqiang and Liu Liangzuo. /v？ ct=30 1989888。 rn=20。 pn = 0 & ampdb = 0 & amps = 25 & ampword=%CB%AD%D4%DA%D2%BB%C0%DD

The following is the text version.

First base: Who?

Second base: What?

Third base: I don't know.

Midcourt: Because

Zuo Ye: Why?

Shortstop: I don't care.

Catcher: Today.

Pitcher: Tomorrow

Referee: Oh, my God.

A: Alas! Sir!

Do you know my hat?

A: I know!

B: commemorative hat, limited edition.

A: It's ugly.

B: Taiwan Province Province is out of print.

A: It is not easy for you to collect it.

You look like a baseball fan.

I am a standard baseball fan.

B: I'm also a baseball fan.

A and B: Hello, hello.

B: Alas! Let me ask you something!

A: Hmm!

B: I heard that there is a new team recently, which will be established independently of the two leagues. Do you know this?

A: Yes, yes! Are you interested in the inside information of this baseball team?

I am a fanatic. Of course I'm interested.

A: Oh!

B: Then can you tell me the name of this team?

Baseball team!

B: Right, right, right! I just want to know his name.

Baseball team!

B: That's right! I just want to know the name of this team!

Baseball team!

I just want to know the name of this baseball team!

Baseball team, baseball team.

B: You said this team is called baseball team?

A: Yes! Baseball team

B: Why does it have such a strange name?

A: Its name is strange, but don't you think its team name is quite direct? As soon as we heard about the baseball team, we knew it was baseball, not football.

Hey hey hey! What you said is very reasonable!

I'm telling you, baseball team. Not only the strange team name, but also the names of the players in it.

Oh?

You know all professional baseball players like nicknames now.

I know.

Really?

Of course I know.

Answer: Test you!

B: Come on, come on!

A: Handsome thief!

B: Lin yizeng!

A: Peter Pan!

B: Lu Wensheng!

A: Motorcycle!

Hello, Qin Long!

A: Orient Express!

Zhang Qiongzi!

A: Huh?

B: No, no, no! That's his wife! That's Guo Taiyuan!

A: Please come again. Mr. baseball!

Li Juming!

A: Asian cannon!

Ming Tsu Lu!

A: Holiday spoiler!

B: Chen ... huh? There is also a flower-destroying hand in it.

A: Flying knives during holidays.

B: Oh!

A: Almost!

B: About what? Much worse.

A: Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue.

B: I think you are disgusting!

A: Hehehehe.

B: But you just said that the nicknames of these professional baseball players are really cool.

A: It's true. Now, any player with a little skill will take a nickname "ˋ" instead of his name.

B: Right, right, right! Nicknames are names.

A: the baseball team is still the same.

Oh?

A: That's right!

B: Then can you tell me the names of these athletes?

A: Nicknames!

B: It's all the same, all the same!

A: Oh! Baseball team! Baseball team!

B: Hmm!

A: I don't know who is at first base and who is at second and third base.

B: Huh?

A: Who's at first base?

Yes, yes, I ...

A: What's on second base?

B: Not you. ...

A: third base. I don't know.

B: Can you say that again?

A: Of course. I don't know who is at first base and what is at second and third base.

B: Do you really know these athletes?

A: That's right!

B: Then tell me who is guarding first base?

A: That's right!

B: No, I mean, what is the first baseman's name? ...

A: Who?

B: Where is the man on first base?

A: Who is it?

B: Baseball team. The guy who played first base?

A: Who's at first base?

Why do you ask me?

I'm not asking you, I'm telling you who's at first base!

B: Well, I don't care whether you ask me or I ask you. Well, is there a first baseman on the first base of the baseball team?

A: Of course.

B: Then tell me who is guarding first base?

A: That's right!

B: Well ... then ... I ... this gentleman says hello. From the end of each month, the baseball team pays the first baseman. Who will get the money?

A: Everything is for him. It should be given to him.

Who is it for?

A: That's right!

I mean, who got it?

Why didn't he accept it? Oh! Of course, sometimes his wife will come to help him get it.

Whose wife is it?

Reply time: September 2009-17

Jiannisi

Four fans

second floor

A: That's right! It is difficult for him to make money.

Oh, my God! Who earned it?

A: That's right!

B: Alas! Sir, I just want to know one simple thing now, and that is what is the first baseman's name?

A: Oh! No, no, second base is nothing!

B: I didn't ask you who was at second base!

A: Who's at first base?

This is exactly what I want to know!

A: Then don't move his defensive position casually.

B: I didn't just transfer people! ! !

A: Don't be angry. Aren't we talking?

B: Sorry. Sir, I just want to know the first baseman's name.

A: What's the second baseman's name?

B: I didn't ask you who was at second base!

A: Who's at first base?

I don't know.

A: third base! ! Let's not talk about third base now, shall we?

B: How did I get to third base?

A: What you just said!

B: No, no, no,no. If I ask third base, I'll ask who guards third base.

No,no. You should find out who's at first base first!

B: Good! Then tell me the first baseman's name.

A: What's on second base?

B: I didn't ask you who was at second base!

A: Who's at first base?

B: I don't know!

A: third base! !

B: Why did I go back to third base?

A: Alas! I ... I'll tell you who it is!

B: Good!

You are you!

B: Good!

A: I don't know. I just don't know!

B: Good! ! It's my fault, okay? Can you stay at third base for a while?

A: No problem! ! You can also ask any questions!

B: Can you tell me the name of the third baseman?

A: What's the second baseman's name?

B: I didn't ask you who was at second base!

A: Who's at first base?

B: I don't know!

A and b: third base! !

I was struck by thunder today!

A: I just met a monster today!

B: Good! It's simply! Does this team have an outfield?

A: Of course.

B: Then tell me the name of the left fielder.

A: Why!

B: I just want to know!

So I'm telling you!

B: Good! Then please tell me who is the left fielder.

A: Who's at first base?

B: I beg you! Don't go back to the infield

You dragged yourself to first base!

B: No! I just want to know the name of the left fielder. !

A: What's on second base?

B: I didn't ask you who was at second base!

A: Who's at first base? !

B: I don't know! !

A and b: third base! ! !

I don't think I can go home today!

I am destined to be with him today!

B: Can you tell me the name of the left fielder, sir?

A: Why, why, why!

Why ... Because ...

Because he's in center field!

Because he's in center field!

Because he's in center field!

I fucking think he'll be in center field!

A: Alas! Sir, you have very little hair! This hat is special! You're still ...

B: This gentleman!

You are welcome!

I'm not being polite to you!

A: Then don't be angry!

B: Does this team have a pitcher?

A: Of course there are pitchers! Can you call a baseball team without a pitcher?

B: Can you tell me the name of the pitcher?

A: Tomorrow!

You won't tell me now?

I want to tell you!

B: Good! Then please say it!

I will tell you tomorrow!

B: When?

A: When?

B: When will you tell me tomorrow, who is pitching!

A: Alas! Do you know who is not a pitcher and who is? ...

B: Shut up! ! If you tell me who's at first base again, I'll break your hand!

Then why do you ask?

B: I just want to know the name of the pitcher.

A: What's on second base?

B: I don't know! !

A and b: third base! ! !

B: I ran to third base without knowing it!

Everyone knows he's at third base!

B: Is there a catcher on this team? ..... nonsense! No catcher, no one responded to the pitcher's pitch! Can you tell me the name of the catcher?

A: Today!

B: Are there any catchers today?

A: Hmm!

B: Are you going to pitch tomorrow?

A: Hmm!

B: How about the day after tomorrow?

A: There is no day after tomorrow!

B: Hum! I don't think this team has a few days to mix!

A: You can't say that. Their defensive lineup is quite strong.

Reply time: September 2009-17

Jiannisi

Four fans

second floor[British English]; third floor[American English]

B: OK, OK, OK! I say hello like this!

A: Hmm!

B: If I were a catcher …

A: Oh!

B: Here comes the batter, playing bunt …

A:!

B: I'm a catcher …

A: Hmm!

B: It's my duty to stop him at first base …

A: Hmm!

B: So I picked up the ball and threw it to "Who"!

A: (Applause) This is the first correct sentence you said today!

Am I right?

A: Go on, that's right! Go on, yes, yes!

B: Throw the ball to first base?

A: That's right!

B: Who bought it?

A: Of course!

Who got it?

A: Of course!

B: certainly?

A: Of course!

I see! ? Got it! ? Got it! (! For the tone of b, For the tone of a)

B: I picked up the ball and threw it.

A: You should pick up the ball and throw it at first base …

B: Who bought it?

A: Of course!

B: That's right!

A: That's right!

B: I said I would pick up the ball and throw it to it.

A: No! Who should you pick up the ball and throw it to!

B: Of course!

A: Good! Say what you want!

B: No, no, no! That's what I said!

What did you just say?

B: I said I would pick up the ball and throw it to it.

A: No! Who should you pick up the ball and throw it to!

B: Of course!

A: ouch!

B: Don't sigh! I got it! I said I would pick up the ball and throw it at the court!

A: No! You should pick up the ball and throw it to first base …

B: Who bought it?

A: Of course!

That's what I mean!

A: That's not what I meant!

Sir, I made it very clear just now! I said I would pick up the ball and throw it out!

A: No! Who should you pick up the ball and throw it to!

B: Of course! !

A: Good! Say what you want!

B: What do you mean, I'll say whatever I want? I told you everything, and you told me everything. Am I wrong? !

A: Good! Take it easy! Relax! Take it easy!

I told you I threw the ball to first base!

A: Who is it? Who received it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?

I don't care who he is! He better not miss it for me!

Don't be angry, okay? We have made great progress!

Have you made any progress?

A: A little!

B: Good! I say hello like this!

A: Hmm!

Give me a batter. ...

A: Hmm!

B: Hit the fly ball out of center field!

A: Center field! Center field! Center field!

Tell me, who killed him?

Who killed him?

B: Alas!

A: Who can go and kill him so soon? No one can run so fast and kill him! Make sure there's no "Who's at first base"!

B: Why do you ask me who is at first base again?

A: Ah!

I don't care!

A: Oh! This is none of his business!

B: Huh?

A: He's a shortstop!

B: shortstop! Oh, my God.

A: "Oh, my God" is the referee!

B: Word clip!

A: There is no such person as a folder!

B: (Action)

A: Ah! There really is no such person!