1 jokes about Chinese characters (more than 300 words)

1. Geography tells us that Fushun in Liaoning Province produces the most coal and Anshan in Liaoning Province produces the most iron, so Fushun is called the "coal capital" of China and Anshan is called the "iron capital". In an exam, the paper showed that the coal in China was (black) and the iron in China was (hard). After the exam, he also said: How did the teacher come up with such a simple question?

2. An additional question in a Chinese exam asked what Prometheus was a literary work. A classmate filled in: Harry Potter. Another time, I asked Zuo Zhong Yi what his name was, and a classmate wrote: Zuo Lengchan.

3. A political topic: China's research ship () went to the Arctic for investigation. My answer: Titanic.

4. Chinese exam. Explain the word "death". I replied, "Go to hell" (I want to write "die"), and the teacher was furious. ...

5. In primary school, a classmate recited poems, and the first three sentences were difficult to recite. The last sentence: "A line of egrets went west." Dizzy in class!

6. Fill in the following sentences in the Chinese test of Senior One, "When * * * cuts candles at the west window". I replied, "husband and wife sit until dawn." Correct answer: "Late rain time".

7. In a Chinese exam, the poem "Fill in the blanks" is a sentence in Bai Juyi's Peach Blossom in Dalin Temple (). The correct solution should be "always hate the spring return and nowhere to find it". One of my classmates in the front row suddenly filled in "I always hate village girls having nowhere to find".

8. In the biology exam, I asked what is a cell map, and the correct answer was "female fruit fly". A person in my class answered "female fruit fly". The biology teacher held a meeting to study n for half a day and decided to give 0 points.

9. In high school, I also filled in the next sentence of the poem. The last sentence is: "Luoyang relatives and friends ask each other"; One of my classmates filled in: "Just say I'm in Yueyang Tower".

10, a high school Chinese exam, also filled in the following sentence: "Mayflies shake trees, ()". One of my classmates wrote: Don't move. Is in line with the facts.

1 1, high school, biology exam, Q: What is the digestive type of chicken? I won't. A: Chicken type! As a result, the teacher criticized the whole class by name!

12, the last sentence is: "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse", and students can't hold back for a long time, so they scribble: "Climb a black turtle by the East Village"!

13, high school Chinese exam, write down an ancient poem. The last sentence is: "When the mountain blossoms", one person in our class actually filled in: I will try my best to pick flowers.

14, junior high school Chinese exam, the title asks the name of Mr. Lao She's masterpiece. A classmate couldn't remember, so I told him: teahouse. As a result, the man heard it: teapot lid. Be scolded by the teacher!

15, students use it to read the text, one of which is: take out the banana fan. The original pause should be to take out a banana fan and fan it. That classmate read directly: Fan Fan, take out the bananas!

16, when I was in junior high school, I read Dou E's justice as "selling" E's justice. The whole class laughed. Don't know why!

17, there is also a math exam, and the last big question is to use two solutions to judge which one is correct. I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't come up with it. By the way, I mentioned a few words: fairness is fairness! The old woman said, the old woman is right! Look, it doesn't matter! It's okay to think about it … As a result, after the math teacher read my solution through four classes she taught in the whole grade, I became famous!

18, Yongmei is being taught in the Chinese class of Grade Three in senior high school, and you need to recite it for self-study in the morning. The teacher ordered someone to answer: "-she is laughing in the bushes, XX answers!" " XX was eating and couldn't speak for a long time. He just said, "Laugh, don't make any noise!" " The whole class laughed!

19, the exam says: "I was born useful". A gifted student replied, "The mouse son can make holes." The Chinese teachers in our whole office collectively laughed without image!

20. English test: How are you? Translate like this? The answer is-how are you? How old are you? How to translate? The answer-why is it always you?

2 1. Question: If a China student witnessed a traffic accident in California, the police asked you if you knew what happened. What should you tell him? A man replied: a car came, a car left, two cars Pumbaa, and a car died.

22. When Mr. A was doing a Chinese test paper, he was stumped by a fill-in-the-blank question. "Who is the author of" The Dawn is Quiet here "? Struggling for a long time, Ah Jun resolutely wrote "holyfield" on the empty column.

The invigilator smiled and asked, "Why not write Tai Sen?"

Ah Jun said, "His name is too short to look like!"

Mr b wants to describe a person's appearance in his composition. Unable to say a word, he asked his deskmate in a low voice, "How to write the word' pair' for a pair of glasses?"

The deskmate told him, "It's just a pair of checkers."

After reviewing Mr. B's composition, the teacher saw that it said, "He has a checkers on his high nose."