Chatting humorous stories with girlfriends.

1, "Guess if I like you." "If you guess wrong." "I don't like you anymore." 2. "Come with me at night." "I want to take this opportunity to hug you. 3. "Do you know who I have always secretly loved?" "If you don't know, please look back at the first word I wrote. . "Once, like many boys, I couldn't learn to pick up girls, my emotional intelligence was not high, and I missed many good opportunities. Later, after studying in the online "Mountain Love" system, I suddenly realized that even if you are not tall, handsome or rich, you can still let girls catch up with you as long as you master the correct skills of picking up girls. 4. "Sorry, you are not suitable for me." "Bullshit, I am obviously versatile." 5. "I dare not miss you easily at night." "I'm afraid I will stay up all night if I'm not careful. "6," Are you an ice cream? " "Why should I lick it all? "7," if you are not afraid of trouble. " "Then please stay with me. "8." Meeting you is the greatest luck in my life. " "Miss you, too. "9," I have no future. " "I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed as your husband" 10, "There are many ways to be happy." "The most direct is to see you. "1 1" They just want to sleep with you. " "I just want to stay in bed with you. 12 "I want to be one of your teeth in my next life." "At least without me, you will be hurt. 13, "I never lose sleep because I miss you." "Anyway, the dream is you. 14, "every catty of meat on my body." "I miss you. 15, "Why do you like me?" "Because you are cute." "Why is it cute?" "Otherwise? The chest is not big. " 16, "I will become better because of you." "But it's not for you." 17, "I really never liked you." "Love directly." 18, "You are electricity, you are light." "You are my only favorite." 19, "What are you thinking all day?" "Thinking of you." 20. "Why do boys get cold after catching up with girls?" "Will you still study after the exam?" Technically speaking, there are two kinds of sense of humor, one is a bridge, which is to realize the preparation in the mind and use jokes at the right time. The other is wisdom and temperament. Everyone is different, unique, not funny, but art. There are two kinds of chatting. One is sincere friends. In this case, you can care about each other, take care of each other and be sincere. The other is the so-called social occasion, between people you don't know very well, so you need to be prepared, mainly depending on who you are targeting. If you are in school, most of them are students, you should pay more attention to what happens at school and what you will entertain at your age, and pay attention to the personality of the object. Some are suitable for business (such as course selection, grade point, major, internship, etc.). If you clear all the above, you will reach the middle and advanced level (very simple). But as a life skill, it can be said that a day's work will last forever, and I will never stop until I get to by going up one flight of stairs. Let's talk about the ability of high-level players, that is, they can communicate with high-level people (company presidents, school principals, school flowers) and talk with low-level people (cleaners, shop assistants, children, etc.). ), and they can learn from each other's clothes, posture, movements and expressions before they speak. . (In fact, everyone knows this trick, but you can't see it clearly. Higher order means you can see it correctly. ) See one or two, and then it's up to you whether you can speak or not. . It is very important for an Oracle to understand his mind when he talks to his heart for the third time and defends the enemy's love field and officialdom for the fourth time. . Fifth, don't forget your roots. In the final analysis, the higher order is a cloud. . The new version of Cao Cao said, no matter what you do, I am still me. . Tango, a well-known pick-up girl, mentioned in Bad Boys: Humorous Words in Chatting with Girls that he wanted to know why some men are so attached to girls. In fact, the reason is very simple. They can chat with women according to their own preferences. Today, I will introduce you to the humorous chat skills of picking up girls and make you a charming man. First, the hypothetical answer method ... Many times, chatting with people will face the problem of how to find a topic. When women start to compete for you, women will even be deeply proud that you finally chose her. When a woman starts to be jealous, she suddenly finds herself afraid of losing you. It is also mentioned in the classic article "Bad Boys Tell You How to Attract Girls". I have to mention here that if you have a girlfriend, you will undoubtedly label yourself as "love rat". Therefore, you also need to grasp the scale. I remember many years ago, when I was still studying in college, my young friend fell in love with a school goddess. This goddess is an art major. She is not only amazing in appearance, but also versatile. Unfortunately, when I met her, she already had a boyfriend. However, I didn't have much scruples at that time. Just in an accidental meeting, I held the goddess' hand tightly. At that time, the goddess was not disgusted with me. I thought I was secretly promised and immediately confessed to the goddess. So, like many familiar endings, the goddess said, I have a boyfriend and we can still be friends. When I was young, I was at a loss and had to leave in anger. Learn from a painful experience and think that this is the end with the goddess. It happens that the goddess has a girlfriend around her, and the relationship is not bad. In my spare time, I chat with her online. One to two, the goddess girlfriend hinted that I could have dinner together when I was free. Although this girlfriend looks worse than the goddess, Amigo has nothing to do, so she immediately agreed. Unexpectedly, when I had dinner with the goddess' best friend and talked and laughed together, I met the goddess who missed me so much. At that time, I just said hello casually and went back by myself. But then things turned around unexpectedly. Just half an hour later, I received a message from the goddess. Today, after 10 years, Amigo still clearly remembers the content of the short message: "I found that I like you." Of course I was in heaven, and that night I found the goddess. That night, the goddess officially became my girlfriend. He also said that he would be separated from his senior boyfriend. At that time, I just lamented that there were many good things, and I didn't understand why the goddess changed so much. It was not until many years later that I was immersed in dating science and culture that I woke up the dreamer with a sentence: "jealousy is the shortcut to attraction, and pain is the medicine of love." Recently, I have always participated in many social circle activities organized by training camps. Participants in these social circle activities are all my offline students. After the course, such internal activities can help students better expand their female resources and pick up girls in social circles. And I am often the organizer of these activities. We can't skip the topic here. And whenever I take part in such activities, I often bring my real girlfriend. However, although there is a girlfriend sitting on the side, it does not seem to prevent some stories from happening. I always get the glad eye or positive hints from some girls around me. For example, at a party, a Chinese-Russian mixed-race beauty suddenly leaned her head on my shoulder when her girlfriend was away. After her girlfriend came back, she deliberately defiantly fed me in front of her. Of course, I'm not stupid enough to respond. For another example, at a party, a female fitness instructor with a figure of * * * secretly took me to the balcony and said to me, "Actually, I liked you at first, but it's a pity that you have a girlfriend now." Then he looked at me expectantly. At another party, a girl whispered to me, "Every time you come out to play, bring your girlfriend. We'll have fun without a girlfriend next time. " Of course I know what she means. Until another party, when the atmosphere of the party reached hi, the girl pointed to her best friend and whispered to me, "Monica and I have a good relationship and have always wanted to try flying together." Will you come with us tonight? " In the face of such a direct and hot invitation, Amigo, who has been through many battles, is a little embarrassed ... There are countless similar situations about how to find a topic when chatting with people. In social circles, I always have my own way of pursuing girls. In social circles, such as ktv parties, knock-on parties, cocktail parties and nightclubs, it is easy to build attraction. For details about the operation of social circles, you can pay attention to my article two years ago. Good social authentication is also a weapon to build attraction in the social circle. Below are some photos of our recent internal activities. But even so, girls in social circles will not be so active in expressing interest in me. Women tend to be passive when choosing a spouse, and always meet girls who are so active and good, which is unreasonable and unscientific! At first, I was confused that I didn't suddenly have Daniel Wu's appearance, or become the illegitimate child of Li Ka-shing. I thought about it a little before I knew the answer to this question. The reason is just because I have a girlfriend who likes to be late ..... This content is almost repeated at every social gathering. I'll come to the party first and organize everyone's games as a controller. Occasionally steal time to hang out with a few girls. The way to blend is nothing more than teasing or flirting. Generally, I can receive many girls' interest signals. I remember one party, a girl responded well to me, so I borrowed her charging treasure to charge my mobile phone. We'll talk later.