Funny rhyming sentences

1. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.

2. Did you hear me? If you treat me like a game, I will cheat and torture you to death.

3. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? It’s because I don’t understand darkness during the day.

4. How long have the two been embracing each other? The two are watching the excitement.

5. Don’t listen to what I say to make you happy. That’s because you don’t understand the reason behind my humor.

6. Time will slowly settle, and some people will slowly fade away in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs your own fulfillment.

7. We come to school very early every day. On the surface, we love to study, but how many people know that we are here to copy homework.

8. Let me tell you a secret. Please look behind you first, then to the left, then to the side. Okay, okay, please don’t look around with your phone!

9. If You wear flat shoes because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, so let’s do it now.

10. Time is really a great thing, it can make fate wander.

11. God spreads wisdom to the world, and I am smart enough to hold an umbrella.

12. If the person you marry is not me in the future, I will quietly be the old man next door.

13. What’s the joke? It’s what I’m telling you now.

14. Don’t forget the way home without me waiting for you at home.

15. For high school students, holding parent-teacher conferences is like celebrating the New Year. For poor students like us, holding parent-teacher conferences is like celebrating Qingming Festival.

16. The most terrifying trust in school is when one bad student tells another bad student a question. One dares to speak and the other dares to listen.

17. Your love rival and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can’t swim. Would you choose to dance in a disco or go to a KTV?

18. Last night, I I was bitten by mosquitoes all night and found out the next day that I had lost weight.

19. Looking at a temple from a distance, looking at our alma mater from a closer look, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.

20. I like to rely on you, just like the stars rely on the night sky and never leave you.

21. Whoever can improve my grades will be yours, including my life.

22. Summer is not good. When you are poor, you can’t even drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it is autumn now.

23. I only had a nosebleed once, and I mistakenly used a sanitary napkin as a mask!

24. I remember that I was single and an aristocrat two years ago, but why have I become a dog in the past two years? .

25. Why is it that a man with bangs raised is a tomboy, but a man without bangs can also be a man.

26. If you save enough four and a half yuan, and I save enough four and a half yuan, we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married.

27. I am not afraid that beautiful women will treat me as a pervert, but I am afraid that ugly women will treat me as a gangster!

28. I have to study more, even if I become a gangster in the future, then we still have something Cultural hooligans.

29. If you don’t speak, no one will think you are mute. When you speak, I will think you might as well be mute.

30. When you love someone, you probably care about everything and can forgive everything.

31. There was a girl who was so cute, cute and silly that I really wanted to date her. Just when I was about to walk over, I remembered that I was a girl.

32. Hugging is really a strange thing. They are so close but can't see each other's faces.

34. Once when I was squatting on the ground and playing with something, my boyfriend slapped me from behind. Then I was frightened and farted loudly.

35. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can become a mother casually.

36. When I come to this world, it is impossible for me to come back alive.

37. What is superfluous? A cotton-padded jacket in summer, a cattail leaf fan in winter, and your attentiveness after I have become cold-hearted.

38. If you fancy his money, the money will be yours only when the time comes. You have to strike while the iron is hot, and you have to make money while you are in love!

39. If you want to say something, you will naturally say it. If you don’t want to say it, what you hear will be just lies.

40. Today at the work dinner, the leader rarely praised me in front of everyone and said that it was thanks to my frequent lateness. Only then did we have the funds for this event.

41. I often point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to my classmates, “Look, this is you.” My deskmate looked through the whole book looking for pictures uglier than this one and said, look, this is you!

42. You have the nerve to lie to me, but I don’t believe it.

43. If there were no perverts in the world, would beauties still have value?

44. Tomorrow is my birthday, do you believe it? Anyway, I believe it.

45. The real show-off dares to face the thin skin.

46. I don’t agree with your point of view, but I will defend to the death your right not to speak.

47. On the long journey of life, we almost passed each other, but you gently held my hand. I really hope these warm hands will hold me forever!

48. Such strenuous exercise as going out on the street is not suitable for me. My great wish is to sit in front of the computer and compete in meditation on Sundays.

49. If there was no love in the world, it would be so wonderful.

50. If you think there is something wrong with me, please tell me. I won’t change it anyway, so don’t hold it in and get sick.

51. A faint glance is your serious commitment. A quiet moment is all my life. I don’t want to leave you.

52. I have always thought that I am a talent, but I was wrong, I am not! I am actually a genius.

53. On a dark and windy night, Mr. Bao said to the magic mirror: Mirror, mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world. The magic mirror said: Who? Who is talking?

54. Why do boys always feel hard down there? Could it be because they don’t have enough water?

55. Looking at the face of the class teacher, I have the urge to drop out of school. How can I study?

56. Please pay attention to the foodie around you, because he may be careless if you are not careful. Suffocated.

57. I am very strong, at least I won’t be like you, who deleted me without saying a word about breaking up.

58. In the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water.

59. I will only remember those who have always loved and loved me?

60. My advantage is: I am handsome. My shortcoming is: I am not obviously handsome.

61. Every time after taking an exam, I comfort myself that it’s okay, the important thing is to participate.

62. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone. I will laugh and watch those who hurt me go to hell.

63. Once you have loved, you will have no regrets. Although it hurts my heart, when I think of your tenderness, in the snowy days, I will also see spring and miss you.

64. Cutting wires with a kitchen knife, sparks and lightning along the way.

65. Thank you for giving me stability and a stable heart. Funny rhyming and hurtful sentences

1. You are just a J, no matter how hard you try, you will never become a phoenix!

2. I can’t even eat whatever I want, it’s so disgusting!

3. As long as you don’t live as well as me and die earlier than me, you can’t do anything and all the bad luck surrounds you; as long as you don’t live as well as me and die earlier than me, Nothing is difficult to defeat, until old age.

4. Why are you covering your face with your butt? Funny Quotes

5. You look like a moldy sweet potato. Pick it up, throw it on the ground, step on it a few times, and finally sprinkle a handful of sesame seeds on it.

6. The world is as big as the one you lack.

7. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard someone brag in such a fresh and refined manner.

8. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing up like this?

9. Keep your voice down, you have lowered the IQ of the whole street!

10. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing.

11. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

Funny rhyming and hurtful sentences with humor

12. Wearing low-cut clothes and covering them with your hands is too unethical.

13. Your appearance makes men’s balls hurt and women feel lactic acid.

14. You are quite normal, if you don’t consider your IQ!

15. You are really lacking in all five elements! Funny rhyming and hurtful sentences

16. Colleague: Notre Dame de Paris needs a bell ringer, go ahead. Me: Hey, where did you resign?

17. I advise you not to have plastic surgery. It is more reliable to reincarnate as soon as possible!

18. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you commanded the army, wearing a pot lid on your head, a sack on your body, a plastic bag tied around your waist, holding the pot lid in your hand, and stepping on two cabbages... shouting One voice: Take it! break! rotten! ! !

19. When our love rival fell into the water, we could only pee.

20. You walk with your head held high, are you afraid that others will not know that you are at the airport?

21. Let’s buy you a pencil case~~! Go ahead and pretend to be a beggar~~

22. You have joined the Beggar Clan, so you dress very well.

23. In the southeast, northwest, straw is used to build the house. When the knife is pulled out, it is this corner again.

24. If your ugliness could generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world could be shut down;

The most rhyming and insulting sentence

25. Your urine test is ugly Sexual, right? Funny rhyming and hurtful sentences

26. Brother, are you wearing your head to look taller?

27. Give me a proper position, don’t fart randomly, and don’t take yourself too seriously.

28. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

29. When your mother gave birth to you, did she throw away the placenta and raise it?

30. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

31. You have so many acnes on your face that the tractor will overturn when you drive on it!

32. Don’t you think you are quite proud of saving fabric for the country despite your small breasts?

33. Brother Chun and Brother Zeng are both more feminine than you!

34. The slit between your eyes is about the same width as the card slot of an ATM bank.

35. If you don’t fart, it will hurt your heart: if you don’t fart, squeeze hard and exercise; everyone, please pay attention, XX must fart; when the fart sounds, everyone applauds

36. and The cockroach is a living superorganism, a semi-plant with decayed vitality.

37. As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break.

38. If I can’t kick you out, you will be clean.

39. Are you trying to seduce my man? I just treat you like an old bitch.

40. If it weren’t for you, I would never understand the true meaning of bragging in this life.

41. These are not tiger teeth, they are just dog teeth!

42. With your understanding, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.

43. The abandoned baby of the Everest Snowman, the murderer of clogged septic tanks.

44. Yo...have you just been fooled, or are you preparing to fool others?

45. You are very kind, especially when you feel sorry for others.

46. Your smile is brighter than that piece of shit in the sun!

47. Purple smoke rises from the sunshine oven! Funny rhyming and hurtful sentences

48. The sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, and the bird says, Oops, Oops, why are you carrying a pack of explosives~

49. Go If you are in a war, bullets and missiles will fly towards you, and even grenades will explode when they see you;

Funny and hurtful sentences

50. Brother, are you nicknamed Qiugao? I'm totally pissed off at you.

51. After being soaked in the men's restroom for three days and three nights and then put into a pickle vat for three days and three nights, it is as alienating as being close to someone. When something happens, you should first look for the reason within yourself. Don’t blame the earth for being unattractive when you can’t poop.

52. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black.

53. When I transform into a swan, you are still an egg.

54. If I say you are a fool, I will praise you.

55. Not even the amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched.

56. You look good, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

57. My eyes still hurt after I glanced at you yesterday.

58. A farmer asked a veterinarian to breed pigs. The veterinarian said: It seems that artificial breeding is needed. The farmer hesitated for a long time, then plucked up the courage and said, "Okay, okay, I'm just afraid it will bite me."

59. You stinking garbage person, you spurn the source of nouns.

60. Your new love is still someone else’s broken shoe.

61. The small river is flowing~ The children sleep like frogs, Gui'er Gua Gui'er Gua Gui Guagua Let's see who sleeps like a frog!

62. You are smelling of low-quality perfume all day long, and you are always close to men. Who is paying you a second glance?

63. People don’t like it when B describes you!

64. As far as the eye can see, there is a plain. I'm talking about your big face.

65. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

66. Learn from Li Xiangyang and never surrender. If the enemy comes to capture me, I will jump off a cliff. If the cliff doesn’t work, I will drill into a hole in the ground. There will be explosives in the hole to blow up the little Japanese~

67. If you are too lazy to pay attention to him, then you just keep silent. When he asks you why you are silent, you say that if a dog bites me, there is no way I can bite a dog.

68. You have the temperament of most people’s first-generation ID cards.

69. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacks a bell ringer. You can go and answer. Why, you resigned from there.

70. If the east is not bright, the west is bright. You will be the same as you are.

71. You are an old washing machine dropped by God, a brainless creature that can think;

72. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down. .

73. You, a primitive species that has been deposited for thousands of years, are a primitive species that even scientists dare not study;

74. You waste air when you are alive, you waste land when you are dead, and you waste RMB at home.

75. Before you spray shit, think about what you have done yourself and whether you are qualified to criticize others. I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. How about you.

76. Please don’t spit when you talk to me. I didn’t get any money and can’t afford wet wipes.

77. I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you are just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

78. You dress very dangerously, but you look very safe.

79. In fact, you are nothing, you are just a barking dog.

80. I heard that making a wish is especially effective when there are meteors passing through the sky. That day I made a wish on a shooting star, hoping that you would become smarter. Holy shit! Guess what? The meteor actually flew back along the same path!

81. Spring has passed, what are you still doing? It turns out that spring does not distinguish between seasons.

82. If someone bullies you, tell your eldest sister that I will beat his limbs into movable ones, his seven orifices into connected ones, his face into a color screen, his nose into a straight one, and his head into a vibrating one. Yes, the front teeth are made into flaps. . .

83. When someone scolds you, you call him a beast. If he speaks, you say, Oh, you called me a beast. Three Funny Rhyming Sentences

It’s fun when you make money, and it’s even more fun when you spend money. Happiness is the only thing in the world. It doesn’t matter if you have money for a lifetime, money can be with you for a lifetime. Money that stays with you for a lifetime is called waste paper. In the end, it just goes out of your pocket and into his pocket. I wish you have money and have a good time today, and I wish you a good time making money and having a good time spending it. Below is a collection of funny rhyming sentences, welcome to read and learn from them. Funny rhymes

1. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, but they should have died long ago.,

2. When I see you, I feel better than going to the grave. Still confused.

3. It’s good to know what you are.

4. I have become an immortal. If you need help, please use smoke. Buddha said that you cannot achieve enlightenment with smoke without fire, and you cannot become an immortal with fire without smoke!

5. If a woman doesn’t sleep from 10 to 12 o’clock, it means she is shameless; if she doesn’t sleep until 4 o’clock in the morning, she means she is desperate; do you often lead a shameless and life-threatening life? !

6. I was driven to the point of passing out on the bus, my head was scratched by the cigarette smoke outside the bus, and the smell inside the bus was terrible

7. What is your lung capacity? How can you boast like this? big.

8. Someone tells you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I pee is Royal Salute.

9. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is about to take place. Others are reviewing while I am previewing. What's even more tragic is that others have passed the preview, but you haven't passed the review.

10. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can become a mother casually.

11. There is a kind of crash called wrong password input, there is a kind of panic called remote login of account, there is a kind of feeling called invisible and visible, there is a kind of misunderstanding called human-computer offline, and there is a kind of loss called you not having access. Permissions!

12. Every woman will always be humbled by a certain man.

13. There are thousands of men in the world, but if you are unhappy, you will change them every day.

14. A big flying rat with sweet potatoes growing on its head. Funny rhyming sentences

15. Salary is like an aunt, once a month, it disappears in about a week.

16. When you do it right, no one will remember; when you do it wrong, even breathing is wrong!

17. First line: House prices are going up, land prices are going up, oil prices are going up, electricity prices are going up, water prices are going up, food prices are going up, meat prices are going up, egg prices are going up, vegetable prices are going up, medicine prices are going up, this is also going up. , then it is also rising. How can it be so remarkable that it has risen? Second line: It is difficult to go to school, join the army, find a job, buy a house, rent a house, choose a spouse, get married, raise children, seek medical treatment, provide for the elderly, it is difficult for men and women, it is difficult to see the world. -Head, it’s even more difficult. Hengpi: Live in China!

18. Girl, your bed is always so busy with people coming and going.

19. The boss tells the story, but the boss has a plan.

20. When I loved you, you hit me and scolded me, but I endured it. If I don’t love you anymore, try touching me again.

21. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will generate heat.

Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.

22. The love rival fell into the water, so we can only pee.

23. People should not be judged by appearance, and mistresses should not be judged by comparison.

24. A gentleman’s revenge is never too late. The villain takes revenge all day long.

25. At noon on the hoeing day, C4 buried the soil, and CT came to unpack it and exploded to 250.

26. ==In 20xx, we will build elevators for Mount Everest, lay floor tiles on the Great Wall, put on gloves for flies, and put on masks for mosquitoes.

27. She is already a widow, and I cannot let her remain a widow.

28. First line: I didn’t bring my student ID card, admission ticket, and ID card. Second line: I didn’t do the listening, reading, and composition questions. Hengpi: The important thing is to participate!

29. The stream runs through the wall in the morning and cannot take a shower when I get home.

30. Drink less. Eat vegetables that are out of reach. Stand up. If someone tries to persuade you, just do it. You must come back before dark. Rhyming and funny classic sentences

1. Big eyes are dull, big noses suck dust, big mouths are dull...

2. Many trees must have dead branches, and many people There must be something white?

3. Women in the new century: can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, write code, detect abnormalities, kill Trojans, climb over walls, drive good cars, buy Get a new home, fight against mistresses, beat gangsters...

4. A string of light? A string of gold, and then another string for others to beat? Gold

5. Put everything together Doing ordinary things well is extraordinary, doing simple things right is not easy

6. Get carried away and shake? Buried?

7. Understand how the Big Bang happened Of? Jehovah was smoking, and Gautama Buddha farted.

8. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a warehouse of PetroChina

9. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

10. The poorest is nothing more than begging. If you don’t die, you will eventually come out.

11. Even a Lover will eventually over

12. The monkey forgot the key and stood at the door picking his nose

13. I came secretly , walked quietly, waved the dagger, and left no one alive.

14. See through, don’t tell, and continue to be friends.

15. God gave us seven emotions and six emotions, but we turned them into pornography and violence

16. According to pig’s aesthetic standards, I am basically a handsome guy

17. Nine out of ten political opinions are lies, and one is still waiting to be tested

18. Big head, no brain, big grassy eyes, big godless nose, big vacuuming ears, big driving mouth, big eating poor rhyme Funny sentences

1: Today Chang'e is dating Bajie, the swan also saw the toad, and the Weaver Girl also obeyed the Queen Mother's order and fell in love with someone else. Don't pick and choose, wait and hope, get together. Just make do with your work and just love me.

2: You always call me doctor, doctor. If I am in charge of horses, you call me groom; if I am in charge of carts, you call me coachman; if I am in charge of accounts, you What should I be called? (Only for doctor friends)

3: I have always wanted to say three words to you. Especially in this silent night, I can’t express my passionate feelings to you until it explodes in my heart. Let me tell you to go to bed early.

4: Driving is not difficult, I’m afraid there are new people!

5: I heard that frost is coming, I will send you a text message. I tell you to buy more clothes and you will be healthy and everything will be possible; I tell you to exercise more and have a strong body to work hard. Your career has not yet been successful and you still need to work hard.

Only by caring about yourself can you live a happy life!

6: The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly

7: God! Please send a watermelon for me to those guys who forget me, don’t call me, don’t send me text messages, don’t miss me, wish them a good meal, and then step on the watermelon rind while walking!

8: After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.

9: The mother took her 4-year-old child to the supermarket for shopping. After entering the store, she took off the child's belt. The salesperson asked strangely why. Mom replied: He has both hands busy lifting his pants, so he can’t grab things everywhere.

10: On the days when you are making money, tighten your belt, eat chaffy vegetables, and save a few bucks with hard work. On the days when you are spending money, swipe your cards to spend, have N kinds of entertainment, and you will be worse than a beggar in an instant. I wish you a better life. Beyond money, spend your days without worries about food and clothing.

11: The world is so chaotic, who can I show to you by pretending to be innocent?

12: I have a big body and a round face. It’s hard to walk as if I’m climbing a tree. I need a female companion to help me. I need a lot of nourishment when I eat. I seem to be snoring when I sleep. Look at me, I’m round. With a big belly, you will never suffer if you follow me, and your life will be comfortable, better than other people's piglets.

13: Children, if you see any bullshit, throw an egg to them.

14: When you see through, pretend not to see through.

15: The daughter pestered her father to tell a story, but the father couldn’t help but ask: Do you want to hear a long or short story? My daughter said it was long. Dad said: Once upon a time, there was a mosquito buzzing. The daughter hurriedly said: I want to hear a short story, and the father said: He was beaten to death!

16: My marriage proposal does not require any conditions, only the date of the date: not on single days, not on double days; sunny weather No, not on rainy days, not on cloudy days; not on working days, not on holidays; not on the first day of the lunar month, not on the 15th day of the lunar month; not in spring and autumn, not in winter and summer; when will we meet, haha, do you understand?

17: Two frogs fell in love in the park. The male frog hugged and hugged the female frog. The female frog sighed and said: Alas! I really miss you when you were a child, without arms or legs. It's not like now, when you meet someone, you start to do something!

18: You have a horse and I have a golden saddle to match you

19: A man touched a woman on the bus. The woman glared at him fiercely. After a while, the man again After touching the woman, the woman angrily said, "What are you doing?" , the man said in embarrassment that he kept stepping on my foot, maybe it didn’t damage your foot.

20: When is spring flowers and autumn moon, you know how hard it is to make money. There was shopping in the supermarket last night. The interest in spending money should still be there, but my beauty has changed. How much money do you have saved? It was a ray of moonlight that was projecting. May you spend rationally and accumulate gold. Funny Rhyming Sentences_Classic Sentences

1. If one day I become really crazy, please tell others that I will be a lady.

2. If you come here for a while, I will miss you forever.

3. Old friends shake hands, and some people leave.

4. Facing is not necessarily the saddest thing, and loneliness is not necessarily unhappy.

5. Running around in every corner of the city, looking for the happiness I want. Before I can reach the last moment, life has already given out the signal to leave.

6. The most desolate and funny thing is not the moment you know you have lost your loved one, but the moment you are still lingering and not knowing you have lost it.

7. Listening to the falling wind chimes, I think of my voice warning myself, but time always makes me touch the wind chimes that do not want to fall.

8. Drink less. Eat vegetables that are out of reach. Stand up. If someone tries to persuade you, do it. You must come back before dark.

9. If you look at the past, it is all stuff. Girl, who do you want to live with?

10. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding; there is a feeling called indescribable; there is a kind of happiness. I want to be with you; there is a kind of longing that makes me want to see you.

11. I drew the city with sad circles. Tears drowned all the scenery. The rusty iron chains tied me to the inner ring. I couldn’t struggle and could only be sad to myself.

12. One person’s loneliness, two people’s fault, why should I choose me when I love him? !

13. If you also have strong wings, I will let you cross the turbulent ocean to find your warm and safe harbor.

14. When looking at beauties on the street, the higher one is admiration; the lower one is gangster.

15. If we are destined, time and space are not distance. If there is no fate, we will not be able to understand each other even if we get together all day long. Don’t care too much about everything, let alone force it, just let everything happen!

16. Life is not easy, it all depends on acting. Play the role as yourself and play yourself until you lose your memory.

17. The snow on the moss reflected my pale face. I opened the dictionary, and on any page, there were all words that made me sad.

18. Don’t wait until you miss something before you regret it, and don’t wait until you lose it before you want to recover it.

19. Life is not easy, it all depends on acting. Play the protagonist as yourself, and play yourself until you lose your memory.

20. If you fall in love with the company, you must be an idiot.

21. The departure of you and me is not unexpected at all, because we all know that the beginning will be doomed to failure. But they still chose to hurt each other.

Twenty-two, you are so happy, and I am numb.

23. I can’t bear it, but I still see your shadow. I’m not sad but I think of your story. Even if I pretend no matter how indifferent I am, I will still recall you inadvertently.

24. Cherish every gift God gives you, even if it is difficult; cherish every encounter on the road of life, even if it is accidental.

25. Take unfamiliar roads, see unfamiliar scenery, and listen to unfamiliar songs.

26. We didn’t know each other at first, but we didn’t recognize each other in the end.

27. People are like iron, and style is like steel. Don’t pretend to be panicked for a day.

28. In the morning, Liuliu broke through the wall and couldn't take a shower when he got home.

Twenty-nine, loving the wrong person leads to a lonely life.

Thirty. Only when you fell in love with him did I realize how cruel everything is. I never understood how moving love can be. I’m just willing to use pain to turn it into blessings for you.

Thirty-one, you and I leaving are not unexpected at all, because we all know that the beginning will be doomed to failure. But they still chose to hurt each other.